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Old December 26th 10, 11:54 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default Mai Ma' z SIL Needz O ur Purrs

da hoominz will pray anna we willz purr, OEJ
"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
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Mai Ma N Pa tawked tew Shawn Sr, hoo is winked tew mai Ma'z yungest dotter
Janet (hur wurkz minny howrz at da Wulmrrrrt en Kolorado, n dey hab 6
baekidz. Agez 21 tew 2 anna haff. (Josh iz 2 anna haff)
Awl boykidz but dere iz une gurl inn dere famlee.
Innywai, Shawn tried tew pix up hiz liddle son, hoo iz 2 anna haff yeerz
old n waze 45 pawondz, n Shawn hurted hiz bak reel bad..he broke 2 discs,
n dey myte hab tew opurayte on himself sune. n him kant effen stand up
strait gnow n hurtz, n iz tayking awl kindz uff pilz dat hiz TED gabe him.
Hiz TED telled Shawn he kant lift innyfing ovur uh pound, or he cud end up
in uh weelchayer, n hee iz unly 40 yeerz uld. mrrrrrrrt... He sedded wen
dey (jest him n Josh) wint shoppingh, at dat pwase, tew git sum milk n
stuff, hizown neez wint owt on him, n he faw daown on da seement, n da
kart gotted uhwai frum hym n et had da Josh kit innit n hee had tew pix
himself up n run aftur dat kart, n dem wen dem gotted hoam, fingz gotted
wurse, wif hiz bak. ai mai hab fingz owt uff seqwinse, but datz da
storee. yeUP. (da fone fingys dey toked on wuzznt axting rite) . sew
iffen yew cud asx yer hoomin tew sai sum purrayerz fur Shawn, dat wud be
nise tew. Him kant fynd' inny' wurk n he bildz fings, n gnow he kant.
Mrrrrrrrrt!! Dere hole famlee did hab uh nise Kissamouse tho.
dat Joshua, da liddle barekid waiz waaaaaaay tew mutch n he iz uh reel
brat gnow!!!. Him iz meen tew dere d*g n kitty tew. ai unly meeted hym wen
he wuz 6 munths old n jest kame wiff hiz Ma n Pa wen dey kame fur uh
vizit. n he wuz nise den. Josh effen petted mee. nise wike.
Fank yew mai furendz.
ai gnow ai kan kaownt on yoo
Luvz
Mosey