da kitty whut wuz owrz pursident inna catmunitee fura long time iz haffin
sum heaf prolemz, some od dem iz kidney anna sum iza thyroid, himz iz
howldin himz own but kuld uze sum eatin better anna not hidin purrz, OEJ

Wee iz onlee too kittees neow, sew we haff r doggies hep usses purr.
An wee is purring furry hard.

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Missy, WooToo, da Bear an widdle Samanfa, wiff gest purring from da
Wascal

Were is Wascal?
Mosey--catsurned