Hai Mighty Ranger McDude

Wanna port ovur tu mai hoam in Warshingtoona, n hab hawt sum nip cider
wif meh?
But, beh warned, yu mite git kissed under da missletoe

Yu dunt hab tu stai longh... ai noe yu hab uthur fingz tu du.

Fank yu n yer famli fur da Kissamouse Kard

Pipps --giggling