Miss Violette wrote:

when I waz out today I pooped in der box anna dey didn't liez it one bit
butted I waz alreadi bak in mines room so all dey cuuld do waz grumble anna
go, Harri, snickerin to herownsef

Oh, dat's a good one! I member when I was a liddle kitten and got to do
dat to da bigger kitties. Dat was da firstest night dat I figgered out
how to let mineownself out of da bafroom dat da hoomins were keeping me
in. Tabifa Fluffybutt didn't mind, but da old girls sure did!

Sammy