"Enfilade" wrote in message
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Since Catnipped was confused by "Wake up you cretins" being a possible
troll from another newsgroup, I have assembled the following list so
everyone can tell if they are being insulted by Nocturne, or by an
Internet troll.

Internet Troll Says: U SUXXOrZ aNd I hAt3 y0u!!11!~
Nocturne Says: Humans cannot help being stupid and loathsome.

Internet Troll Says: tUrN oFf teh KomPewTeR anD gEt a
LifE!!11!eleven!
Nocturne Says: Pay attention to me or I shall bite you.

Internet Troll Says: I M 133+ & b3++3r ThaN j00!!!1
Nocturne Says: Felines are superior to humans in every way.

Internet Troll Says: HA HA PWNED!!!!
Nocturne Says: *drops a lamp on head of sleeping people*

Internet Troll Is Fought With: Recipes
Nocturne Is Fought With: Catnip

--Fil

ROFLOL! Nox *RULES*! *AHEM* ====== says Bandit.

Hugs,

CatNipped