On Sun, 12 Feb 2012 14:19:26 -0800, "Pi2nya AKA Sweetee"
wrote:

Du yu kno wat mine meowmee did?
Wewll...
I wuz layink on Pawpawz chayer in hiz offize,
an I herd diz MeOWwwww, MEEEoW, MeOOOOOw!!!
Mine eerz pekt op, an I kawshuzlee kaym into da kitchum
nottid knowink wat tu eggzpekt, az yu kin e-magin.

Dere wuz Meowmee standin wiff mine Fancy Feetz fud in
mineown dish in hur pawz.

Hur sed "I was hoping that you would finally come to
dinner, Petunia, it's 8 o'clock and you haven't eaten yet"

Hummmmpff!

your meowmie is gudgud to call yew for fudz, butted why did yew wate
to be called?
beauty catfused