Du yu kno wat mine meowmee did?
Wewll...
I wuz layink on Pawpawz chayer in hiz offize,
an I herd diz MeOWwwww, MEEEoW, MeOOOOOw!!!
Mine eerz pekt op, an I kawshuzlee kaym into da kitchum
nottid knowink wat tu eggzpekt, az yu kin e-magin.

Dere wuz Meowmee standin wiff mine Fancy Feetz fud in
mineown dish in hur pawz.

Hur sed "I was hoping that you would finally come to
dinner, Petunia, it's 8 o'clock and you haven't eaten yet"

Hummmmpff!
--
Pitô.ônya

Sutch a indiggyniddy!
Hmpff too!
Meowy

ai ugrei wif yew mai sweet wink, n Pitô.ônya ulsew.
MRRRRT!!
Mosey--hungri nao tew