I willz sitz unner yourown chin and PurrPurr really lowd fur yourownsef...
Furry waz takin outta litter anna emptin da growl monster cause he was
gettin da lawndry room readi to makez the majik litterboxes put togefur anna
on one of deze tripz he seed minself comin up the walk to deir howze. He
know I waz too little ta be onna myown anna he didn't seed my momcat or any
littermatez so when i camed up to himself he picked mineself up anna lowed
me to cuddle inna hiz facefurz anna now I iz inna in, Hari, wonnerin if diz
hooman willz like the bullseye on his side or the stripes dat goez long wayz
instead of acroos hisself
ChildFree23 wrote in message
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Meow, Harry. My name is Meowmie Debby. I'm the human that
belongs to Kitty Schottland, Capt. Midnight, & Lilith
Kitten-Mahoney. I teleported all the way from Florida just to
see you. [sits down on the floor] Do you want to come sit in
my lap? How did Soft and Furry come to acquire you?

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
*a small yellow mackerel tabby kitten opens his eyes* I
telled them anna
telled then they finally gotted it, Mines name isa Harry...
Who iz you? Duz
you haf fud? Harry
ChildFree23 wrote in message
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Thank you, Miss Violette!
[scratchscratchscratchbehindtheears]

[Goes into kitty suite] Hello, sweetheart! What's your
name?

Meowmie Debby

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
Violette sniff friendly fingers, and lets this hooman
scratch behind the
ears, ... You are welcome to come over, look at IT and I
would appreciate it
if you would TAKE IT with you, I will scare your litter
mate
free of charge
next time she visits you if you take IT Miss Violette
ChildFree23 wrote in message
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Soft and Furry came home from another trip and Furry
cleaned
our boxes, he
decided it was time to put together the new litter
maids
for
us. He vacuumed
the laundry room and was taking out all of the old
litter
and he came in MY
house with a little orange ball of fur and installed
it
in
the kitty suite
and gave it MY food and MY travel litter box!!! I am
really
getting tired of
this, Miss Violette, wondering if that Bill hooman
wants
another cat,
Violette glares around and stomps off in disgust

Um, hello Miss Violette. This is Meowmie Debby.
[extends
fingers to be examined]

Can I teleport over and see the introoder kitty?