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Old January 25th 11, 01:45 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Dat Jack did sumfin notty



"rafflescat" wrote in message
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On Jan 23, 6:49 pm, MeOwy wrote:
Da sun iss out an shyning on our beffus taybl sew ai warmed mine fur
up. An da Sunday paypr wuz on da tabl fur usses an da meomie wave
itted awl awoun an ai mayd confeddy wif itted an she poot it down fwat
on da taybl an ai layd akwoss dat big peese ob paypr sew she cud be
petting minesefl an ai purred.
An she tissed me. Cuz ai sayfed hursefl fwum stayring at da paypr fur
a long tym.
MeOwy, usually aginst tisses


Owh! Dis is sweet! So yu selflussly hewped yure Meomies
eyesite..awh.....so kynd.
Gwad yu hadda sunshyne on yure furz.

Gordon Kittiez

----- Forwarded message ----------
From: MeOwy
Date: Jan 24, 6:04 pm
Subject: Dat Jack did sumfin notty!
To: rec.pets.cats.community


On Jan 24, 5:37 pm,
Me wus sweepin on myne cosyblankie onna sofa n dat Jack jumped up
beside myneself. Well, me wus sweepy n so me jist wuked up n den went
bak to sweep. Jack wanted me tu wosh his furz....well me wus tutu
sleepy n me ignoared him. He butted me n me ignoared him. He butted me
agen n me ignoared him.
Suddenlee I shot up inna air! He had bited myne bum! I wanded onna
floor!
Meomie whu wus onna sofa tu started laffin n laffin! Me had a bited
bum! Wusnt funny!
Wen me gavered myne self tugethur, me walked inna kitchen - me needed
a dwink offa wadder tu cool myne hurted bu.....feelings.
Now mees sittin onna rug n mees gonna keep on sitting......Jack wus
notty! N now Jack is on myne cosyblankie onna sofa.


Harry


Dat wuz shirly an ass alt on yoor diggyniddy!
An twampoline on yoor terriertory.
MeOwy (gnOT waffing. juts kweering mine froat..wuff wuff wiff waff...)


ai ugrei wiff mai wink..whai did Jack doo dat? Mrrrrrrrrrrrt on himself.
Jack? yoo kan tel mee
Mosey