Holly wrote:
Sasha here,
In da dark time, I played with my meowmies shampoo.
It was fun, I slipped, and slidded all in meowmies bathtub.
When my meowmie got up dis morning, you know what she did?
She put me in da tub with da water in it. My meowmie said she have to
get the nice smell off me, she say it will make me itch if I leave it
on.
I tried to scratch and I cried but my meowmie say she give me da bath
anyway. Den when she done, she laugh and say I look like da wet rat. I
try to hide under da bed, but my meowmie she come under der and det
me. My meowmie say it to cold to be a wet rat so I hiss at my meowmie
but den she wrap me in da towel and hold me like de baby. I liked dat
but I not like da bath.


Poor Sasha

I hadda baf onced. Mommy didn't dunk me, but held me unner a stream of
runnin water. Den she poured some of da slimey stuff on me and rubbed it
in. It got all bubbly. Mommy rubbed me all over and made sure dat none of
it got in my face or ears (she's good about dat). Den she held me under da
runnin water again and washed alla da foamy stuff off. Den she wrapped me
in a fuzzy thing called a towell and it sopped up mosta da water. Wen she
unrapped me, she said my fur looked like a gerbil was having a bad hair day
and laffed at me. I didn't like dat.

Den to make matters worst, she sprayed some yellow stuff* on me dat smelled
awfull - like rotten eggies. Da one good thing about alla dat was dat Ernie
Minnie & Moe all got bafs & spayed too. Ernie screamed da most. I just
squirmied around abit. Mommy said dat da stinky stuff was to get rid of da
ring worm - she said it was da itchy places we had.

Mimi (Boyfriend's girlfriend)

*Note from Mommy: the yellow stuff was the LymDip (sulferated lime
solution) that TED gave (er, sold) us to help get rid of the ring worm, and
it worked, too. Also helped with a few fleas. They said it would stink
pretty bad, but it wasn't too bad - not nearly as bad as the litterbox!