Owr Paw wuz tayking owr nise naybur tew Safeway tew git sum
fudz, n dey got
entew uh fendur bendur n da poliseman sed et wuz owr Paw'z
fawlt, n et wuz
NAWT!! Doz uthur hoominz in der kar LYED to da cop!!
No hoominz got hert.
ai wud wike tew skrach dem liars sew bad.
Dat bad cop wudn't efen lisen tew our Paw'z syde uf da evunt!!
BOSH & MRRRRRRRT!!!!
Dat dum cop kaled owr Paw tewdai, n owr Paw gib hym hiz
staytmunt ovur da fone fingy n da cop STIL sed et WUZ owr
Paw's falt, wen et wuz NOT!!!
Ai wunna go tew hiz hoam n poop in hiz shooz!!
ifen/wen dey goh tew kort, owr nise naybur wyl teztify tew da
troof. yeUP
Kan owr Paw pweez hab sum purrs n maybehapz sum purayerz tew?
Fank yew, mai/owr frendz.
Mosey fur hiz home..fealing bad fur our pore Paw, n meowmie
tew cuz hur iz stezed tew ubaowt awl diz BUNK!!

Did yur Paw an hiz nize naybur see da lawyer yat?
Purrz furr dat tu go wewll.

Nope, nawt yet., but dey wyl.
Fank yew fur yer purz Pi2nya

Meowmee rote sumpin gud tu uh frend tudae, an sendz da sayme tu
yu an yur Paw an yur Maw, Itz da sayme ting dat hur tewlz
hurownselph...it goez lyk diz;
Take a deeeeeep breath....
Roll your head around...
Another deeeep breath,
Blow it out hard....
Now, get on with your day.

Pit2nya

Dat is gud adbise, Pit2nya,
Meomie jest did dat, n hur fealz beder. yeUP.
Fank yer meomie fur dat.
Mosey

Mosey