On Tue, 13 Mar 2012 21:37:17 -0700, "Mosey =^..^="
wrote:

Owr Paw wuz tayking owr nise naybur tew Safeway tew git sum fudz, n dey got
entew uh fendur bendur n da poliseman sed et wuz owr Paw'z fawlt, n et wuz
NAWT!! Doz uthur hoominz in der kar LYED to da cop!!
No hoominz got hert.
ai wud wike tew skrach dem liars sew bad.
Dat bad cop wudn't efen lisen tew our Paw'z syde uf da evunt!!
BOSH & MRRRRRRRT!!!!
Dat dum cop kaled owr Paw tewdai, n owr Paw gib hym hiz staytmunt ovur da
fone fingy n da cop STIL sed et WUZ owr Paw's falt, wen et wuz NOT!!!
Ai wunna go tew hiz hoam n poop in hiz shooz!!
ifen/wen dey goh tew kort, owr nise naybur wyl teztify tew da troof. yeUP
Kan owr Paw pweez hab sum purrs n maybehapz sum purayerz tew?
Fank yew, mai/owr frendz.
Mosey fur hiz home..fealing bad fur our pore Paw, n meowmie tew cuz hur iz
stezed tew ubaowt awl diz BUNK!!

ai em sew sorree dat dis aughful fing happind tu yur Paw, anna ai em
sending wots anna wots uf puurz fur yur Paw, anna fur yur Meowmie, tu.

lorelei