"The Clowder (South)" wrote in message
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"meeee" wrote:

Jasmine walks up to the podium, and looks uncertainly around before
beginning.

I neva knew mine predecessas, howeva meowmie asked iffn I mite reed wot
she
rote abowt them, becos they wer so speshul to her as her furst cats.

Meowmie allays wonted a cat when she wazs yunger, but hur peerants didn't
want kats to eet tha burds anna lizards anna possums so she cuddnt hav
wun.
When she was outta home, she neva livved ennywere she cud hava cat. Then
she
met Paw, an they got marreeed an started a fambly. An meowmie rememfurred
hur dreeem uf haffin a cat, an knew that liddle hoomins shud be brot up
wif
aminals so they lerns tu be gentle an kind, an how tu luk afta aminals. So
her sisfurr-in-law had an elegant tortie hoo had kittens, and paw sed she
cud hav wun uf them. Awl the uther kittens had homes tu go tu, but the
smallest kitten lukked a bit funny so nowun wonted hur. She had bitza
tortie
an bitza black fur an bitza all different culurs. her fayce was wite an
black, an wun frunt leg was black an wun frunt leg was orinj, an the rest
uf
hur was tortie. her front halk had short fur, an her hed an tail an back
legs was awl flufy so she lukked like she was mayde uf tha leftovas uf
several utha cats. But meowmie luvved hur an tuk her home, an called her
cleo an she an meowmie were best furends. She used tu play wif tha baybeez
an let them carry hur all arownd tha howse like a doll, wifout complaynin,
an go for walks wif meowmie tu mayke sure enny rabbits dint get hur. She
was
also extra speshul cos she was born on tha sayme day at tha sayme tyme as
meowmie's hoomin child. The secund cat was Sheba, a large black fluffy cat
hoo was born frum a stray cat that turned up in meowmie's sister-in-furr's
laundry an had kittens. She had wun wite sisfurr hoo dyed, meowmie was
gonna
adopt them bof but the wite wun died so shejust got sheba. Becos shebas
mum
was feral an wuddnt let ennywun tuch that kittens, sheba was allays a bit
wild, an didnt like to stay inside much, an wud only let meowmie pat hur.
Meowmie's howse was furry owld an wun day cleo got owt thru tha roofhole
an
got runned ova. meowmie still leeks abowt it. then paw had to go overseas
for a few weeks an meowmie had to stay wif hur mum cos their howse was a
long way from anywun an she had no car an small baybeez but hur mum drove
hur owt evvery day to see sheba., wun day sheba wassnt there, an meowmie
lukked evverywhere but didnt find hur, an hoped she was ok, but she nevva
came bak. Afta that meowmie was tutu sad to get enny more cats becose she
missed her cats, an wun day a yeer anna half layter I came to their howse
an
paw tuk me in. It tuk me a while to talk meowmie rownd to lettin me stay,
but I did, an now she has lotsa cats. But she still rememfurs these two
cos
they were furry speshul as hur furst evva cats.
Sorry this is furry long.
Heer is a pikshur uf cleo as a kitten
http://www.pacificatscairns.blogspot.com/

I fink dat furrst kitties *alwayz* haff a speshul plays in dere
hoomins' harts.

Dat wuz a grayt Tribyoot, an not too long atall.

I just want to mayk shur dat Cleo an Sheba ar da saym kitties hoo wer
calld as onorees lasst yeer...frum da House of Fama'aea? Iffn I'ze
rong bowt dis, pleeeze let mineselv no dere troo House of naym, so I
can mayk dere briks.

Mietze
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yes yu is absolewtly rite, there naymes waz called larst yeer for tha furst
tyme. Hang on, sekritary is wisperin innna mine eer.....oh,she finks we mite
hav dun a tribyoot last yeer an she forgot (stoopid hoomin) an did a sekund
wun. If she did, she wishes to apawlagize to usses for bofferin us.
Jasmine, shaking her head.