Fangu furr kayerink.
Wewll I wuz owt frum 9;30 am tu 4;30 pm.
Meowmee sez da kawlt tu me wen day kayme hom, an kudint fynd me innyside
anyweer. Wen Meowmee FYNulee luukt owtzide, I wuz on da rok
paffway,owtzide da bak duur, layin deown awl kruntsht op. I didunt moof
wen hur kawlt, so hur duzint kno heow lung I wuz dere, ur if I hadda lot
ob abvenshurz, an I aynt tawkin. Wen hur
Shtartid wawkin tuwurd me, I ran away, an layd deown on wunna da frunt
stepz, weer hur wuz abul tu pik me op an heowld me tyte.
It wuz horriboble! I dunt tink I wyl effurr du it uhgin.
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Pitô.ônya

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Deze ideerz kame to myself today, an I wanted to share dem heer
befur I furgit dem.

Topickz to teech in da hoomin bootkamp:

1. Feedin yur kittee
2. Whut to giv yur kittee to eet
3. Fudz yur kittee will injoy
4. Free feedin -- da onliest hoomane way to feed

Kan enneekittee fingk uv enneefing else?

Sundance

Du nottid leef duurz tu da owtzide opin furr kitteez tu get owt ov.
Dey did dat tu meeee yazterdae. Furr owerz I wuz owt, kuz dey wuz
owt.
Hmmmmf
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Pitô.ônya

Oh, no! Toonya, why didnt yoo kawl myownself to kum git yoo? Iz yoo OK
now?

Sundance