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Old June 24th 09, 08:24 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
Christina Websell
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Default Why you DON'T squirt butt-juice on Meowmie.......


"Mischief" wrote in message
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Mischief was begging for attention, and didn't want to be in my lap so
she jumped up and draped onto her usual spot on the back of my office
chair. I petted her and she rubbed on her head on the chair.

I decided to brush her while she was in semi-bliss. So i picked up
the brush and started brushing.

Things were going well until she did the elevator butt and raised her
tail. And right in mid-stroke, SQUIRT!!

She barely missed my face but got the majority of my shoulder and
chest. I looked down in horror and then looked up. Mischief had a
glimmer of "Oh s***," then turned it into "Uh...look at how PRETTY i
am...right? uh, Mom?"

Into the bathroom we went, with her protesting every step of the way.
On went the shower and in went the BOTH of us. I washed her butt
thoroughly, which she didn't like. She squirmed out of my grasp and
was out of the shower like a bat out of hell. But she wasn't out of
the bathroom and started meowing and pawing at the door. I rubbed her
down with a towel and then opened the door.

After I took a thorough shower, I came out to the living room, where
Mischief was FURIOUSLY washing herself.

The BF asked "what happened? I heard loud meowing and then Mischief
skulked in here all damp and looking all ****ed off."

Ahem...

Do NOT squirt butt juice on mommy....

she took a moment to stop cleaning herself and stretched out, giving
her best "I'm really cute" look. Hmph...

cats.....

My cats have never done this, I did not realise they even could. What would
motivate them to do it?

Tweed