Iz dat list currekt? Anykitties wif tufts at da tips uv their eerz
is
welkum tu joyn.

You forgotted mineownselves! Even though I'ze a shorthaired cat with
small ear tufts don't I still qualify for memfurship? I paid my dues
just last night by shedding all over Meowmie Debby's pooter (which she
just cleaned).

Lilith Kitten-Mahoney, Age 4
Torbie In Residence
Official Document Examiner, Catmerica Police Department
Winkwink Of Sammy the 'Venture Kitty