You forgotted mineownselves! Even though I'ze a shorthaired cat with
small ear tufts don't I still qualify for memfurship? I paid my dues
just last night by shedding all over Meowmie Debby's pooter (which she
just cleaned).

Lilith Kitten-Mahoney, Age 4
Torbie In Residence
Official Document Examiner, Catmerica Police Department
Winkwink Of Sammy the 'Venture Kitty

Ize a shortfurred an got eer tufts! Okey, if yu got tufts at da TIPS uv
da eers, yu kin joyn.

How kum yu not joyn wen da rest uv yur fambly did?

Allegra, VP TEC