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Old January 24th 11, 10:37 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
rafflescat
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Default Dat Jack did sumfin notty!

Me wus sweepin on myne cosyblankie onna sofa n dat Jack jumped up
beside myneself. Well, me wus sweepy n so me jist wuked up n den went
bak to sweep. Jack wanted me tu wosh his furz....well me wus tutu
sleepy n me ignoared him. He butted me n me ignoared him. He butted me
agen n me ignoared him.
Suddenlee I shot up inna air! He had bited myne bum! I wanded onna
floor!
Meomie whu wus onna sofa tu started laffin n laffin! Me had a bited
bum! Wusnt funny!
Wen me gavered myne self tugethur, me walked inna kitchen - me needed
a dwink offa wadder tu cool myne hurted bu.....feelings.
Now mees sittin onna rug n mees gonna keep on sitting......Jack wus
notty! N now Jack is on myne cosyblankie onna sofa.

Harry