Ralph & His Clowder wrote:

Alla catz ar cleffur, yew kno. Yew huminz shudnt effun tri tu
unnerstand. Ana, whut effur yew du, dont tri tu chanj eny uv Bonnie'z
wurk! We wudnt want yew tu splode ur nuthin.
Ralph, hoping Bonnie didnt add any troodur trapz


Luthien sidles up to Ralph:

Psst....hey Ralph?.......
Ize tinkin mebbe weez shudn tell doz
hyoomaanz mawr dan watz gud 4 derselfz?

--Luthien


Hmmmm, Luthien, yew ar problee rite. Dey arnt furry brite.
Ralph