On Dec 31 2011, 3:37*pm, "Pi2nya AKA Sweetee"
wrote:
Enny an awl Ocifurz ov CatAmerica are rekweztid tu fyle dere yeerlee
repurrtz.
--
Pitô.ônya, Grand Pooh Bah

Report frum da exteerior:

Da winter has been mile heer in da yeest but in da wess der is sn*w in
sum plases. Da nugoshiashuns wiff da wile aminuls to leeef kitties
alone hab been draggin.

Da coyotes an feral dogs doo gnot lissun to reesum. It is tim to bring
bak da wolfs.
Da bears, inclooding da grixly bears, seigh dat dey will leef usses
alone if we giff dem sum hoomins. I haff been refusing diss offer.
Respekfully ob corse.
Da bobby cats an cougars inSIS on bein notty an I don' gno wut to
offer dem.
Me an Hether beated up some raccooms, so maybe dey will behaf.

Remember too be careful out dere n gnot go out dere if der is a
problum.

--
Wascal, Secretary ob da Exterior