Miss Violette wrote:
dear sundance,

deze monsterz is cloze relativez of plastik bag monsterz, watch out
for
themsefz, dey iz mean anna dey chaseychase you when you trysta getz
yoursef
away, TV, a cat who knowz 'bout deze thingz

Plastic bag monsters are horrible. I had one follow me all over the
apartment when I was younger. It wouldn't stay away from me!

Chester