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Old June 22nd 09, 01:13 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.health+behav
sativasam
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Default Best way to force feed a kitten?

Force feeding a kitten is a stupid thing to try.
Feeding trolls is as fruitless a task.

What would Fred Hall say ?

He would probably, identify you as a troll, attempting to ascertain why you
waste your time trolling for public reaction, he may ask you to use your
time more productively. He would ask you unrelentingly, even venturing into
torture (water boarding cigarette stubs etc) until he got an answer, again
and again he would enquire why you do this electronic junk mailing,
continuing with a few questions about why you are attempting to provoke
aroused responses from people who care for animals. He may even repeat
himself by, attempting to ascertain why you waste your time trolling for
public reaction, he may ask you to use your time more productively. He would
ask you unrelentingly, even venturing into torture (water boarding cigarette
stubs etc) until he got an answer, again and again he would enquire why you
do this electronic junk mailing, continuing with a few questions about why
you are attempting to provoke aroused responses from people who care for
animals. He may even repeat himself by, attempting to ascertain why you
waste your time trolling for public reaction, he may ask you to use your
time more productively. He would ask you unrelentingly, even venturing into
torture (water boarding cigarette stubs etc) until he got an answer, again
and again he would enquire why you do this electronic junk mailing,
continuing with a few questions about why you are attempting to provoke
aroused responses from people who care for animals. He may even repeat
himself by, attempting to ascertain why you waste your time trolling for
public reaction, he may ask you to use your time more productively. He would
ask you unrelentingly, even venturing into torture (water boarding cigarette
stubs etc) until he got an answer, again and again he would enquire why you
do this electronic junk mailing, continuing with a few questions about why
you are attempting to provoke aroused responses from people who care for
animals. He may even repeat himself by, attempting to ascertain why you
waste your time trolling for public reaction, he may ask you to use your
time more productively. He would ask you unrelentingly, even venturing into
torture (water boarding cigarette stubs etc) until he got an answer, again
and again he would enquire why you do this electronic junk mailing,
continuing with a few questions about why you are attempting to provoke
aroused responses from people who care for animals. He may even repeat
himself by, attempting to ascertain why you waste your time trolling for
public reaction, he may ask you to use your time more productively. He would
ask you unrelentingly, even venturing into torture (water boarding cigarette
stubs etc) until he got an answer, again and again he would enquire why you
do this electronic junk mailing, continuing with a few questions about why
you are attempting to provoke aroused responses from people who care for
animals. He may even repeat himself by, attempting to ascertain why you
waste your time trolling for public reaction, he may ask you to use your
time more productively. He would ask you unrelentingly, even venturing into
torture (water boarding cigarette stubs etc) until he got an answer, again
and again he would enquire why you do this electronic junk mailing,
continuing with a few questions about why you are attempting to provoke
aroused responses from people who care for animals. He may even decide you
should buy yourself a snake, as this would be a better creature for you to
raise, as a snake is much better suited to your needs and personality....
You only just got a PC? Don't worry old son, you will find a proper use for
it one day. As a suggestion maybe you can empty the electronics stuff out
and use it to keep you banana sandwiches in.