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Old March 17th 07, 06:54 PM posted to alt.slack,talk.bizarre,alt.punk,sci.energy,rec.pets.cats.health+behav
Patio Lemur
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Default Inventor turns dead cats into diesel

On 17 Mar 2007 10:24:45 -0700, "BOBOBOnoBO®"
wrote:

On Mar 17, 12:00 pm, Patio Lemur wrote:
On 17 Mar 2007 09:39:52 -0700, "BOBOBOnoBO®"
wrote:



On Mar 17, 11:33 am, Patio Lemur wrote:
On 16 Mar 2007 15:32:40 -0700, "BOBOBOnoBO®"
wrote:


On Mar 15, 4:42 pm, "Kent Paul Dolan" wrote:
On Mar 15, 6:30 am, "Modemac" wrote:


The rubber in tires (or "tyres") is largely
based on petroleum extract, right? So why
not just use this process on the "tyres" and
skip the dead cats?


Dead cats aren't full of steel wires, so the
effluent is less chunky, easier on motor
cylinder rings.


You should have written MOST "Dead cats aren't full of steel wires,"
because undoubtedly there are dead cats somewhere that ARE "full of
steel wires."


There was a dead cat full of nails around here the other year. Does
that count?


We'll allow it.


Someone slay it with a nail gun?


Yeah. Just a couple more bored teenagers with 'nuffink to do' and
access to power tools.

Still, you can't blame the nailgun.


Nailguns don't kill cats, people do.


Fun fact: I've been replaced in my mother's affections by a stray cat.

I'd be less offended if it was a nice cat.

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