"Enfilade" wrote in message
...

Smokey insists there is only one way to celebrate and that's with a
proper Chinese meal, including:

spicy szechuan rat
rat foo young
sweet and sour rat
mouse chop suey
pinky won tons
rat lo mein
etc....

oh, and "squeak goo guy pan". Smokey says it's only "moo" goo guy pan
if there's cow in it. *ahem*

I am honestly worried about his menu plans for the year of the tiger.

--Fil

I'm obviously iun big trouble, since I'm a rat.