Oh hai mai gud furendz

Et iz just tu dam kiol heer in Warshingtuna, et gits daown entu da 20F at
nite, n Mom n Paw keep da heet up so weh dunt freez.

Oh BOSH, as dey sai en Scotland on dis dum kold n weh feal vury sawry fur da
homeless kittys n d*gz,
hoo r en da owt n hab noe one tu feed dem, lub dem n keap dem warm .
Weh kant do inny uf dat , cuz weh mite git kiked owt uf owt mobile.
Datz not fare!!
Weh habnt seed uh stray or uh homeless kitty lately, dey mite go sumpwase
lse n git fudz n sheltur, n warm.. ai hoap so. Srsly
PUUUUUUUURRS fur dem pore creechurz.
N a pox on dem meen hoominz hu move n dunt bofer tu at leest tayke dem tu da
shelter tu keep warm n feeded n luvd.
MRRRRRRT on dem!! Datz not rite!!!
Weh hoap dey git uh coal in der Kissamouse stoking diz yeeer. Meeniez dey
r!!
Dey mayke meh so mad ai wanna hisspit !!!

Luffs Purrs *nosepoinks* n hedbumps

Mosey, PookyKat, Sqweex n Pipps --blessed tu hab uh hapi home wif owr mom n
paw hu luvz ussses n tayke gud kare uf usses n gib usses gud fudz, n pway
wif usses.