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Old August 9th 07, 05:57 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Default Diz happined to da Gramby

We stole dis from herown email to Soft. It iz funnee and we thout you allz
might like ta read itz. Nowz, just membe a yearz or so agoz, her onlee hadz
Piglet.

Subject: rec.pets should come with a warning label.

I got an invoice yesterday that was about three hundred buck more than I
had figured. Mike had added coffee which was fine, I had just forgotten.

rec.pets needs a warning label. I looked this young man from Bosnia, who
was haveing enough trouble with english, straight in the eye and said "Dis
iz notted rite". Bless his heart, he just looked at me as if I wsere useing
some accent or something and began to read me the bill.
Later, I was doing a flier for our religious radio station about a recovery
center for 8-10 year olds in Yellville Arkansas and wrote this:

Dez kidz are from all kindz of homez where drugz, alkohil, an pornigraffee
are the normz."

I was a paragraph away when I realized what I had done.



  #2  
Old August 9th 07, 06:13 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Default Diz happined to da Gramby

soft thinked it wuz funni anna iz still snikerin bowt da fakt dat da gramby
pursin wuz sure hersef wuz notted a kittee pursin,... snickers... Stormmee
Granby wrote in message
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We stole dis from herown email to Soft. It iz funnee and we thout you

allz
might like ta read itz. Nowz, just membe a yearz or so agoz, her onlee

hadz
Piglet.

Subject: rec.pets should come with a warning label.

I got an invoice yesterday that was about three hundred buck more than I
had figured. Mike had added coffee which was fine, I had just forgotten.

rec.pets needs a warning label. I looked this young man from Bosnia, who
was haveing enough trouble with english, straight in the eye and said "Dis
iz notted rite". Bless his heart, he just looked at me as if I wsere

useing
some accent or something and began to read me the bill.
Later, I was doing a flier for our religious radio station about a

recovery
center for 8-10 year olds in Yellville Arkansas and wrote this:

Dez kidz are from all kindz of homez where drugz, alkohil, an

pornigraffee
are the normz."

I was a paragraph away when I realized what I had done.





  #3  
Old August 11th 07, 12:10 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
The Porter Cats[_2_]
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Default Diz happined to da Gramby

Gramby, yu haf become da purfect cat momm!

Lucy


On Aug 9, 11:57 am, "Granby" wrote:
We stole dis from herown email to Soft. It iz funnee and we thout you allz
might like ta read itz. Nowz, just membe a yearz or so agoz, her onlee hadz
Piglet.

Subject: rec.pets should come with a warning label.

I got an invoice yesterday that was about three hundred buck more than I
had figured. Mike had added coffee which was fine, I had just forgotten.

rec.pets needs a warning label. I looked this young man from Bosnia, who
was haveing enough trouble with english, straight in the eye and said "Dis
iz notted rite". Bless his heart, he just looked at me as if I wsere useing
some accent or something and began to read me the bill.
Later, I was doing a flier for our religious radio station about a recovery
center for 8-10 year olds in Yellville Arkansas and wrote this:

Dez kidz are from all kindz of homez where drugz, alkohil, an pornigraffee
are the normz."

I was a paragraph away when I realized what I had done.



  #4  
Old August 11th 07, 12:31 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Default Diz happined to da Gramby

Hellowz Auntie Julie. Youz knowz what? I had a bitz of an upsetted tummyz
dis day. Whillee da gramby waz at her toona plaze, Piglet opened da door
where der waz fudz. Me and O.T. gotted a pakage of long skinny piezes of
meat (hot dogs) out of dere and between us and Scooter, we atted dem.
Piglet wontz eatz peeoople fudz. Da gramby diddnt feelz sorry for usenz,
her just shutted me and O.T. in da baffroom wiffda lidder box. (yes and they
will stay there un til the odor and appearance of things change.) Willow
not wanting to stay there but not wanting to get too far away from the
litter box either.
"The Porter Cats" wrote in message
oups.com...
Gramby, yu haf become da purfect cat momm!

Lucy


On Aug 9, 11:57 am, "Granby" wrote:
We stole dis from herown email to Soft. It iz funnee and we thout you
allz
might like ta read itz. Nowz, just membe a yearz or so agoz, her onlee
hadz
Piglet.

Subject: rec.pets should come with a warning label.

I got an invoice yesterday that was about three hundred buck more than I
had figured. Mike had added coffee which was fine, I had just forgotten.

rec.pets needs a warning label. I looked this young man from Bosnia,
who
was haveing enough trouble with english, straight in the eye and said
"Dis
iz notted rite". Bless his heart, he just looked at me as if I wsere
useing
some accent or something and began to read me the bill.
Later, I was doing a flier for our religious radio station about a
recovery
center for 8-10 year olds in Yellville Arkansas and wrote this:

Dez kidz are from all kindz of homez where drugz, alkohil, an
pornigraffee
are the normz."

I was a paragraph away when I realized what I had done.





  #5  
Old August 14th 07, 03:40 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
The Porter Cats[_2_]
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Default Diz happined to da Gramby

Oh, sweetheart! I'm sorry to hear that your little adventure didn't go
well. I know things like that are hard to resist, and I sure hope
you're feeling better!

I love you,

Anti Julie


On Aug 10, 6:31 pm, "Granby" wrote:
Hellowz Auntie Julie. Youz knowz what? I had a bitz of an upsetted tummyz
dis day. Whillee da gramby waz at her toona plaze, Piglet opened da door
where der waz fudz. Me and O.T. gotted a pakage of long skinny piezes of
meat (hot dogs) out of dere and between us and Scooter, we atted dem.
Piglet wontz eatz peeoople fudz. Da gramby diddnt feelz sorry for usenz,
her just shutted me and O.T. in da baffroom wiffda lidder box. (yes and they
will stay there un til the odor and appearance of things change.) Willow
not wanting to stay there but not wanting to get too far away from the
litter box either.
"The Porter Cats" wrote in ooglegroups.com...


  #6  
Old August 14th 07, 03:44 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Default Diz happined to da Gramby

Auntie Julie, we are fine. Effeertime she openz da fridge, we tries ta get
inin and look for more. I almost onlee eatz people foodz. I duzent like da
offer stuff. Gramby cooks vegggies and turkey or chicken for me effery day.
I would kill for anoffer hot dog! Dis B&B where we iz for a few dayz is
wonnerful, dey haz all kinda of stuff we dozent her at home. Willow chaseing
O.T. down the basement steps heading for the buffay table,,,again.
"The Porter Cats" wrote in message
ups.com...
Oh, sweetheart! I'm sorry to hear that your little adventure didn't go
well. I know things like that are hard to resist, and I sure hope
you're feeling better!

I love you,

Anti Julie


On Aug 10, 6:31 pm, "Granby" wrote:
Hellowz Auntie Julie. Youz knowz what? I had a bitz of an upsetted
tummyz
dis day. Whillee da gramby waz at her toona plaze, Piglet opened da door
where der waz fudz. Me and O.T. gotted a pakage of long skinny piezes of
meat (hot dogs) out of dere and between us and Scooter, we atted dem.
Piglet wontz eatz peeoople fudz. Da gramby diddnt feelz sorry for usenz,
her just shutted me and O.T. in da baffroom wiffda lidder box. (yes and
they
will stay there un til the odor and appearance of things change.) Willow
not wanting to stay there but not wanting to get too far away from the
litter box either.
"The Porter Cats" wrote in
ooglegroups.com...




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Old August 11th 07, 05:55 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
mlbriggs
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Default Diz happined to da Gramby

On Thu, 09 Aug 2007 11:57:05 -0500, Granby wrote:

We stole dis from herown email to Soft. It iz funnee and we thout you
allz might like ta read itz. Nowz, just membe a yearz or so agoz, her
onlee hadz Piglet.

Subject: rec.pets should come with a warning label.

I got an invoice yesterday that was about three hundred buck more than I
had figured. Mike had added coffee which was fine, I had just forgotten.

rec.pets needs a warning label. I looked this young man from Bosnia, who
was haveing enough trouble with english, straight in the eye and said "Dis
iz notted rite". Bless his heart, he just looked at me as if I wsere
useing some accent or something and began to read me the bill.
Later, I was doing a flier for our religious radio station about a
recovery
center for 8-10 year olds in Yellville Arkansas and wrote this:

Dez kidz are from all kindz of homez where drugz, alkohil, an
pornigraffee are the normz."

I was a paragraph away when I realized what I had done.




Be careful! Someone might call the men in white with the sleeveless
jackets.

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Old August 11th 07, 02:48 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Cory
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Default Diz happined to da Gramby

On Aug 10, 10:55 pm, mlbriggs wrote:
On Thu, 09 Aug 2007 11:57:05 -0500, Granby wrote:
We stole dis from herown email to Soft. It iz funnee and we thout you
allz might like ta read itz. Nowz, just membe a yearz or so agoz, her
onlee hadz Piglet.


Subject: rec.pets should come with a warning label.


I got an invoice yesterday that was about three hundred buck more than I
had figured. Mike had added coffee which was fine, I had just forgotten.


rec.pets needs a warning label. I looked this young man from Bosnia, who
was haveing enough trouble with english, straight in the eye and said "Dis
iz notted rite". Bless his heart, he just looked at me as if I wsere
useing some accent or something and began to read me the bill.
Later, I was doing a flier for our religious radio station about a
recovery
center for 8-10 year olds in Yellville Arkansas and wrote this:


Dez kidz are from all kindz of homez where drugz, alkohil, an
pornigraffee are the normz."


I was a paragraph away when I realized what I had done.


Be careful! Someone might call the men in white with the sleeveless
jackets.


I fink dat dat wuld bee ohkay. Pawpa'z awlweighz sayin' him needz a
baycayshun.

--- Onyx (UB: Apparently clueless...)

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Old August 11th 07, 06:28 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Sylvia M
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Granby wrote:
We stole dis from herown email to Soft. It iz funnee and we thout
you allz might like ta read itz. Nowz, just membe a yearz or so
agoz, her onlee hadz Piglet.

Subject: rec.pets should come with a warning label.

I got an invoice yesterday that was about three hundred buck more
than I had figured. Mike had added coffee which was fine, I had just
forgotten.
rec.pets needs a warning label. I looked this young man from Bosnia,
who was haveing enough trouble with english, straight in the eye and
said "Dis iz notted rite". Bless his heart, he just looked at me as
if I wsere useing some accent or something and began to read me the
bill. Later, I was doing a flier for our religious radio station about a
recovery center for 8-10 year olds in Yellville Arkansas and wrote
this:
Dez kidz are from all kindz of homez where drugz, alkohil, an
pornigraffee are the normz."

I was a paragraph away when I realized what I had done.


I almozt awlwayz say "Fangz" and "Fangu" and 'olny' and 'aminalz'

Duzunt efurryboddee??

Antee Sylvia


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Old August 11th 07, 07:32 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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On Aug 11, 2:28 pm, "Sylvia M" wrote:
Granby wrote:
We stole dis from herown email to Soft. It iz funnee and we thout
you allz might like ta read itz. Nowz, just membe a yearz or so
agoz, her onlee hadz Piglet.


Subject: rec.pets should come with a warning label.


I got an invoice yesterday that was about three hundred buck more
than I had figured. Mike had added coffee which was fine, I had just
forgotten.
rec.pets needs a warning label. I looked this young man from Bosnia,
who was haveing enough trouble with english, straight in the eye and
said "Dis iz notted rite". Bless his heart, he just looked at me as
if I wsere useing some accent or something and began to read me the
bill. Later, I was doing a flier for our religious radio station about a
recovery center for 8-10 year olds in Yellville Arkansas and wrote
this:
Dez kidz are from all kindz of homez where drugz, alkohil, an
pornigraffee are the normz."


I was a paragraph away when I realized what I had done.


I almozt awlwayz say "Fangz" and "Fangu" and 'olny' and 'aminalz'

Duzunt efurryboddee??

Antee Sylvia- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Yah...minemeowmie uzez Fangu anna Fangs alla time, too. Her duzznt
fink dat mostest hoomans efun notise.

MuShu da Magnificent

 




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