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  #261  
Old November 4th 04, 08:34 PM
Heather
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Sumwunz smart in yur hows! Weez neffur thot uv duin sumfin lyke dat!

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
why duz hoomanz do diz??? we haz dekorated wif ourz furz so da plaze lukz
juz fine, soft almoz woke owrz up but somebody*snickerin* hided the little
nozzley thingy an nocat willz tell herself where it iz hidin, Trudi, with

an
evilcat grin
Heather wrote in message
...
Ize wish owrz wud tu. Meowmie woke it up tuday.
Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
I wishes ouwrz would stay asleep furefur, Trudi
Heather wrote in message
...
Growlmonster shudder Owrz haz bin sleepin a long time tu Fank

Bast.

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
soft doez da lawndri, allz furry duz iz sortz itself, Now dat dey

haz
all
white towelz itsa lots eazier fur her. Dey nefur one likesta

clean
so
dey
duz dat when one kant stan somfin, Trudi, who is ok with going a
longlong
time wifout hearin da growlymonzer
Heather wrote in message
...
Matthias laffs It problee iz a gud idea soft duzznt du da

kukkin!
At
owr
hows, meowmie duz it all; kukkin, dishiz, kleenin an effuryfing

else.
She
sez itz bedur dat she duz it, cuz wun tyme daddee did da

lawndree
an
all
da
witez turned pink!

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
soft duzint likta cuk, her duz da dishez anna cleanz up but

her
sayed
aktually doin da cukin iz to mechanikal, here iz her fafurite
statement
'bout cukin:

"hey, I gave you the cheese, NOW you want ME to take the

plastic
off?
This
isn't a gourmet resturant you know"

az you kan see itsa best furry duz da cukin, Trudi
Heather wrote in message
...
Ize gonna hav tu tell mine meowmie dis. Ize shur sheez

gonna
be
infurestid!

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
I duzn't meanta gifz you da wrong 'pression, da onliest

timez
soft
cukz
is
ifin furry iz reallyreally sick, or soft wantsa scare him,

her
hatez
ta
cuk,
her makez up da recipez alot den he cukz dem, den we allz

eatz
dem,,,Trudi
Heather wrote in message
...
Owr daddee dduzznt mayk nuffin. Meowmie duz alla da

kukkin
at
owr
hows.

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in

message
...
He duz make turkey bird, fakey crab meatz anna chicki

so
hez
notted
to
bad,
Harri
Heather wrote in message
...
I wish mine meowmie wud mayk dem tu!

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in

message
...
I wishes furry wuuld makez deze, Harri
Heather wrote in message
...
Mmmmmmmmmmm, dey AR gud! Fangu!

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote

in
message
...
eat asmuch as you want, we kan start here wif

deze
mouseykabobz
ifin
you
wants, Harri hands one to each of her friendz

and
takez
one
fur
herself...
dem isa gud, Harri
Heather wrote in message
...
Dat iz so nys uv yu Harri. Fangu furry

mutch!
Ize
purromis
Ize
wont
eet
mor dan mine shayr. Effuryfing lukz so gud.

Ware
dude
weez
start!

Matthias

"Miss Violette"

wrote
in
message
...
I willz share da plate ameila gaved me wif

you
and
den
we
kan
share
da
one
mz 'beka givez mineself, howduz dat soun?,
Harri,
putz
da
plate
between
dem
and followin softs advice, no kitty should

efur
hafta
be
hungry
Heather wrote in

message
news Datz nys uv hur. Maybe sheel git mine

fur
mineself
tu,
kuz
sins
Ize
wobbil
alot, Ize mite mayk a mess, an Kissa wud

be
furry
upset
wif
mineself.

Matthias, wayting pashintlee fur da FUD

"Miss Violette"


wrote
in
message
...
Mizz 'beka iza gettin minez beclawz I

iz
to
short
ta
get
the
fud,
butted
her
is gettin mineself some of efurthin,

Harri,
happi
fur
friendz
anna
FUDD
Heather wrote in
message

...
Matthias' eyez lite up Lukkit all

da
fud!
Ize
wanna
tri
sum
uv
effuryfing! Sins yur a gurl Harri,

yu
go
furst.

Matthias

"Amelia T Cat"

wrote
in
message

...
Miss Violette wrote:
Harri runs even faster, fud did

youz
say
fud,
where
isit???
Harri,
a
girl
with a not so girlie appetite

Amelia waves from over by the

food
tables
Over here, kitties. All kinds of

good
food,
and
lots
of
it.

Amelia










































  #262  
Old November 4th 04, 11:07 PM
Miss Violette
external usenet poster
 
Posts: n/a
Default

Miss Violette iz da bosscat, but I wuuldn't kuz anyone, Trudi, more
evilcatgrinz
Heather wrote in message
...
Sumwunz smart in yur hows! Weez neffur thot uv duin sumfin lyke dat!

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
why duz hoomanz do diz??? we haz dekorated wif ourz furz so da plaze

lukz
juz fine, soft almoz woke owrz up but somebody*snickerin* hided the

little
nozzley thingy an nocat willz tell herself where it iz hidin, Trudi,

with
an
evilcat grin
Heather wrote in message
...
Ize wish owrz wud tu. Meowmie woke it up tuday.
Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
I wishes ouwrz would stay asleep furefur, Trudi
Heather wrote in message
...
Growlmonster shudder Owrz haz bin sleepin a long time tu Fank

Bast.

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
soft doez da lawndri, allz furry duz iz sortz itself, Now dat

dey
haz
all
white towelz itsa lots eazier fur her. Dey nefur one likesta

clean
so
dey
duz dat when one kant stan somfin, Trudi, who is ok with going a
longlong
time wifout hearin da growlymonzer
Heather wrote in message
...
Matthias laffs It problee iz a gud idea soft duzznt du da

kukkin!
At
owr
hows, meowmie duz it all; kukkin, dishiz, kleenin an

effuryfing
else.
She
sez itz bedur dat she duz it, cuz wun tyme daddee did da

lawndree
an
all
da
witez turned pink!

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
soft duzint likta cuk, her duz da dishez anna cleanz up but

her
sayed
aktually doin da cukin iz to mechanikal, here iz her

fafurite
statement
'bout cukin:

"hey, I gave you the cheese, NOW you want ME to take the

plastic
off?
This
isn't a gourmet resturant you know"

az you kan see itsa best furry duz da cukin, Trudi
Heather wrote in message
...
Ize gonna hav tu tell mine meowmie dis. Ize shur sheez

gonna
be
infurestid!

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
I duzn't meanta gifz you da wrong 'pression, da onliest

timez
soft
cukz
is
ifin furry iz reallyreally sick, or soft wantsa scare

him,
her
hatez
ta
cuk,
her makez up da recipez alot den he cukz dem, den we

allz
eatz
dem,,,Trudi
Heather wrote in message
...
Owr daddee dduzznt mayk nuffin. Meowmie duz alla da

kukkin
at
owr
hows.

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in

message
...
He duz make turkey bird, fakey crab meatz anna

chicki
so
hez
notted
to
bad,
Harri
Heather wrote in message
...
I wish mine meowmie wud mayk dem tu!

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in
message
...
I wishes furry wuuld makez deze, Harri
Heather wrote in message
...
Mmmmmmmmmmm, dey AR gud! Fangu!

Matthias

"Miss Violette"

wrote
in
message
...
eat asmuch as you want, we kan start here

wif
deze
mouseykabobz
ifin
you
wants, Harri hands one to each of her

friendz
and
takez
one
fur
herself...
dem isa gud, Harri
Heather wrote in

message
...
Dat iz so nys uv yu Harri. Fangu furry

mutch!
Ize
purromis
Ize
wont
eet
mor dan mine shayr. Effuryfing lukz so

gud.
Ware
dude
weez
start!

Matthias

"Miss Violette"

wrote
in
message
...
I willz share da plate ameila gaved me

wif
you
and
den
we
kan
share
da
one
mz 'beka givez mineself, howduz dat

soun?,
Harri,
putz
da
plate
between
dem
and followin softs advice, no kitty

should
efur
hafta
be
hungry
Heather wrote in

message

news
Datz nys uv hur. Maybe sheel git mine

fur
mineself
tu,
kuz
sins
Ize
wobbil
alot, Ize mite mayk a mess, an Kissa

wud
be
furry
upset
wif
mineself.

Matthias, wayting pashintlee fur da

FUD

"Miss Violette"


wrote
in
message
...
Mizz 'beka iza gettin minez beclawz

I
iz
to
short
ta
get
the
fud,
butted
her
is gettin mineself some of efurthin,
Harri,
happi
fur
friendz
anna
FUDD
Heather wrote

in
message

...
Matthias' eyez lite up Lukkit

all
da
fud!
Ize
wanna
tri
sum
uv
effuryfing! Sins yur a gurl

Harri,
yu
go
furst.

Matthias

"Amelia T Cat"


wrote
in
message

...
Miss Violette wrote:
Harri runs even faster, fud

did
youz
say
fud,
where
isit???
Harri,
a
girl
with a not so girlie appetite

Amelia waves from over by the

food
tables
Over here, kitties. All kinds of

good
food,
and
lots
of
it.

Amelia












































  #263  
Old November 4th 04, 11:07 PM
Miss Violette
external usenet poster
 
Posts: n/a
Default

Miss Violette iz da bosscat, but I wuuldn't kuz anyone, Trudi, more
evilcatgrinz
Heather wrote in message
...
Sumwunz smart in yur hows! Weez neffur thot uv duin sumfin lyke dat!

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
why duz hoomanz do diz??? we haz dekorated wif ourz furz so da plaze

lukz
juz fine, soft almoz woke owrz up but somebody*snickerin* hided the

little
nozzley thingy an nocat willz tell herself where it iz hidin, Trudi,

with
an
evilcat grin
Heather wrote in message
...
Ize wish owrz wud tu. Meowmie woke it up tuday.
Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
I wishes ouwrz would stay asleep furefur, Trudi
Heather wrote in message
...
Growlmonster shudder Owrz haz bin sleepin a long time tu Fank

Bast.

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
soft doez da lawndri, allz furry duz iz sortz itself, Now dat

dey
haz
all
white towelz itsa lots eazier fur her. Dey nefur one likesta

clean
so
dey
duz dat when one kant stan somfin, Trudi, who is ok with going a
longlong
time wifout hearin da growlymonzer
Heather wrote in message
...
Matthias laffs It problee iz a gud idea soft duzznt du da

kukkin!
At
owr
hows, meowmie duz it all; kukkin, dishiz, kleenin an

effuryfing
else.
She
sez itz bedur dat she duz it, cuz wun tyme daddee did da

lawndree
an
all
da
witez turned pink!

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
soft duzint likta cuk, her duz da dishez anna cleanz up but

her
sayed
aktually doin da cukin iz to mechanikal, here iz her

fafurite
statement
'bout cukin:

"hey, I gave you the cheese, NOW you want ME to take the

plastic
off?
This
isn't a gourmet resturant you know"

az you kan see itsa best furry duz da cukin, Trudi
Heather wrote in message
...
Ize gonna hav tu tell mine meowmie dis. Ize shur sheez

gonna
be
infurestid!

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
I duzn't meanta gifz you da wrong 'pression, da onliest

timez
soft
cukz
is
ifin furry iz reallyreally sick, or soft wantsa scare

him,
her
hatez
ta
cuk,
her makez up da recipez alot den he cukz dem, den we

allz
eatz
dem,,,Trudi
Heather wrote in message
...
Owr daddee dduzznt mayk nuffin. Meowmie duz alla da

kukkin
at
owr
hows.

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in

message
...
He duz make turkey bird, fakey crab meatz anna

chicki
so
hez
notted
to
bad,
Harri
Heather wrote in message
...
I wish mine meowmie wud mayk dem tu!

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in
message
...
I wishes furry wuuld makez deze, Harri
Heather wrote in message
...
Mmmmmmmmmmm, dey AR gud! Fangu!

Matthias

"Miss Violette"

wrote
in
message
...
eat asmuch as you want, we kan start here

wif
deze
mouseykabobz
ifin
you
wants, Harri hands one to each of her

friendz
and
takez
one
fur
herself...
dem isa gud, Harri
Heather wrote in

message
...
Dat iz so nys uv yu Harri. Fangu furry

mutch!
Ize
purromis
Ize
wont
eet
mor dan mine shayr. Effuryfing lukz so

gud.
Ware
dude
weez
start!

Matthias

"Miss Violette"

wrote
in
message
...
I willz share da plate ameila gaved me

wif
you
and
den
we
kan
share
da
one
mz 'beka givez mineself, howduz dat

soun?,
Harri,
putz
da
plate
between
dem
and followin softs advice, no kitty

should
efur
hafta
be
hungry
Heather wrote in

message

news
Datz nys uv hur. Maybe sheel git mine

fur
mineself
tu,
kuz
sins
Ize
wobbil
alot, Ize mite mayk a mess, an Kissa

wud
be
furry
upset
wif
mineself.

Matthias, wayting pashintlee fur da

FUD

"Miss Violette"


wrote
in
message
...
Mizz 'beka iza gettin minez beclawz

I
iz
to
short
ta
get
the
fud,
butted
her
is gettin mineself some of efurthin,
Harri,
happi
fur
friendz
anna
FUDD
Heather wrote

in
message

...
Matthias' eyez lite up Lukkit

all
da
fud!
Ize
wanna
tri
sum
uv
effuryfing! Sins yur a gurl

Harri,
yu
go
furst.

Matthias

"Amelia T Cat"


wrote
in
message

...
Miss Violette wrote:
Harri runs even faster, fud

did
youz
say
fud,
where
isit???
Harri,
a
girl
with a not so girlie appetite

Amelia waves from over by the

food
tables
Over here, kitties. All kinds of

good
food,
and
lots
of
it.

Amelia












































 




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