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  #371  
Old April 7th 05, 02:04 AM
ClowderCat
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Pitoonya AKA Sweetee wrote:
"ClowderCat" wrote in message
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Miss Violette wrote:
Yez purleze, butted i juz wanna be a memfur, i willz nominate

yourownsef,
Trudi


OK. Let's have our first meeting right now.

I don't have time to be president of this. I'm already president

of
Catmerica and that takes up a lot of time. Taking care of mom

takes up
all the rest of my time!

Clarence

Lessee...dere'z yu, Clarence, an Trudi, an me...
Shurlee dere ar moor????

Pitoonya AKA Sweetee, TEC, MCDTN


I'm sure there are, but I don't know where they are!!!! All of my
littermates look like me but I haven't seen them since I was about 7
weeks old!

Clarence

  #372  
Old April 7th 05, 11:51 PM
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I not know WHY Louise hate me. Nobuddy else hate me. I want Louise tu
be my frend, but fur SEVEN YEERS she hisspit at me. Wut kin I do tu
mayke hur lyke me?

Allegra


I don't know what you can do. Maybe some other kitty knows!

Clarence


Yu're da purresident uv Catmerica! Izzen't dere SUMfing yu can du tu help?

Allegra
  #373  
Old April 7th 05, 11:57 PM
Adam
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I make purfect sense. I not scared uv Fatcat! It all hur fawlt 4 b-ing
grotesk. I blameless. I not scared uv hur. Fatcat mondo repulso. I
butiful & luving. Fatcat freak! I purfect. I not scared uv Fatcat. Yu
think I scared? I not scared. I NOT SCARED!!!

Louise


You're babbling again!!!!

Do you want to be the only cat?

Clarence


I not scared! I alredy only cat becuz Fatcat not cat but monzter! Freek!
Grotesk! Mondo repulso! Datz blimp, not cat! I not scared. Wy Fatcat not
leev? Fatcat not take hint. But I not scared. Y u think I scared? I not
scared just becuz Fatcat DELIBRATLY bigger'n me. I NOT SCARED, I tel u.

Louise
  #374  
Old April 8th 05, 02:28 AM
ClowderCat
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Adam wrote:
I not know WHY Louise hate me. Nobuddy else hate me. I want

Louise tu
be my frend, but fur SEVEN YEERS she hisspit at me. Wut kin I do

tu
mayke hur lyke me?

Allegra


I don't know what you can do. Maybe some other kitty knows!

Clarence


Yu're da purresident uv Catmerica! Izzen't dere SUMfing yu can du tu

help?

Allegra


I've tried talking to her and I can't find out what the problem is.
Maybe she needs a kitty psychologist!

Clarence

  #375  
Old April 8th 05, 02:31 AM
ClowderCat
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Adam wrote:
I make purfect sense. I not scared uv Fatcat! It all hur fawlt 4

b-ing
grotesk. I blameless. I not scared uv hur. Fatcat mondo repulso. I
butiful & luving. Fatcat freak! I purfect. I not scared uv Fatcat.

Yu
think I scared? I not scared. I NOT SCARED!!!

Louise


You're babbling again!!!!

Do you want to be the only cat?

Clarence


I not scared! I alredy only cat becuz Fatcat not cat but monzter!

Freek!
Grotesk! Mondo repulso! Datz blimp, not cat! I not scared. Wy Fatcat

not
leev? Fatcat not take hint. But I not scared. Y u think I scared? I

not
scared just becuz Fatcat DELIBRATLY bigger'n me. I NOT SCARED, I tel

u.

Louise


You're still babbling!!!

She looks and smells like a cat to me!

Maybe you need to talk to a kitty psychologist to find out why you
think she's a monster. It sounds like you want her to leave so you can
be the only cat.

Clarence

  #376  
Old April 9th 05, 05:36 AM
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OK butted we need a purzident who haz a more reliable typist dan soft iz,
Trudi present fur the meeting and wondering who the ofur menfurz iz
ClowderCat wrote in message
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Miss Violette wrote:
Yez purleze, butted i juz wanna be a memfur, i willz nominate

yourownsef,
Trudi


OK. Let's have our first meeting right now.

I don't have time to be president of this. I'm already president of
Catmerica and that takes up a lot of time. Taking care of mom takes up
all the rest of my time!

Clarence



  #377  
Old April 9th 05, 09:57 PM
ClowderCat
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Miss Violette wrote:
OK butted we need a purzident who haz a more reliable typist dan soft

iz,
Trudi present fur the meeting and wondering who the ofur menfurz iz


The only other memfur I know about is Pitoonya.

Hey, kitties, are any of you gray and white tuxodo cats?

Clarence

  #378  
Old April 11th 05, 12:38 PM
Adam
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I not scared! I alredy only cat becuz Fatcat not cat but monzter!
Freek!
Grotesk! Mondo repulso! Datz blimp, not cat! I not scared. Wy Fatcat
not
leev? Fatcat not take hint. But I not scared. Y u think I scared? I
not
scared just becuz Fatcat DELIBRATLY bigger'n me. I NOT SCARED, I tel
u.


Louise



You're still babbling!!!

She looks and smells like a cat to me!

Maybe you need to talk to a kitty psychologist to find out why you
think she's a monster. It sounds like you want her to leave so you can
be the only cat.

Clarence


Where I find 1?

Louise
  #379  
Old April 12th 05, 01:56 AM
ClowderCat
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Adam wrote:
I not scared! I alredy only cat becuz Fatcat not cat but monzter!
Freek!
Grotesk! Mondo repulso! Datz blimp, not cat! I not scared. Wy

Fatcat
not
leev? Fatcat not take hint. But I not scared. Y u think I scared? I
not
scared just becuz Fatcat DELIBRATLY bigger'n me. I NOT SCARED, I

tel
u.


Louise



You're still babbling!!!

She looks and smells like a cat to me!

Maybe you need to talk to a kitty psychologist to find out why you
think she's a monster. It sounds like you want her to leave so you

can
be the only cat.

Clarence


Where I find 1?

Louise


I don't know now. Little Olive is a cat sighcologist, but she hasn't
been here for a long time.

Hey kitties, are any of you psychologists?

Clarence

 




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