evil cat slave

You are gonna regret that, I guarantee it.
"Matthew" wrote in message
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Well I am waiting for revenge from Jammer. I know it will be coming
sometime in the middle of the night.

Let me explain why I am the evil cat slave. This morning I came back
from the car service run. I was out from 9:30pm till about 4 AM. Mom
made sure the cats were feed around their usual time. I came home very
tired and run down since I can't have any caffeine with this pre opt diet.
I was meet as usual by Jammer and Rumble greeted me in his usual way;
wait till I came to him to pet him. The girls could care less about me
unless it is feeding time or they want a snack.

Well I did my nightly routine and hit the sack about 7am this morning
Jammer would not leave me alone. He wanted a snack and wanted it now. I
told him multiple times NO stop and look you #$#Q@#%$Q@#. Their feeding
time is not for hours. Well he would not leave me alone this is even
after his usual loving. Well I ignore him since I was dog tired. He
decides to do his usual ignore me well watch this he got up and put his
claws into a poster. Well I am used to this and have replaced that
poster with a sealed one so his little tactics won't work BUT OH WAIT I
GOT HIM GOOD.

When he jumped down the covers came on top of him and Man did I love on
him till he was telling me to back off. I let him out of the covers
grabbed him in a kiss a thon and marking him they way I give him a good
old human scent marking. Oh man I think he was not a happy camper. When
I let him go He read me the riot act and sulk away. Since than I have
said jammer in a loving manner and all he does is look at me, turns around
and goes back to sleep or walks away.

I know he will get me good