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Old January 24th 11, 09:37 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
rafflescat
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Default Dat Jack did sumfin notty!

Me wus sweepin on myne cosyblankie onna sofa n dat Jack jumped up
beside myneself. Well, me wus sweepy n so me jist wuked up n den went
bak to sweep. Jack wanted me tu wosh his furz....well me wus tutu
sleepy n me ignoared him. He butted me n me ignoared him. He butted me
agen n me ignoared him.
Suddenlee I shot up inna air! He had bited myne bum! I wanded onna
floor!
Meomie whu wus onna sofa tu started laffin n laffin! Me had a bited
bum! Wusnt funny!
Wen me gavered myne self tugethur, me walked inna kitchen - me needed
a dwink offa wadder tu cool myne hurted bu.....feelings.
Now mees sittin onna rug n mees gonna keep on sitting......Jack wus
notty! N now Jack is on myne cosyblankie onna sofa.

Harry
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Old January 24th 11, 10:04 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
meOwy
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Default Dat Jack did sumfin notty!

On Jan 24, 5:37*pm, rafflescat
wrote:
Me wus sweepin on myne cosyblankie onna sofa n dat Jack jumped up
beside myneself. Well, me wus sweepy n so me jist wuked up n den went
bak to sweep. Jack wanted me tu wosh his furz....well me wus tutu
sleepy n me ignoared him. He butted me n me ignoared him. He butted me
agen n me ignoared him.
*Suddenlee I shot up inna air! He had bited myne bum! I wanded onna
floor!
Meomie whu wus onna sofa tu started laffin n laffin! Me had a bited
bum! Wusnt funny!
Wen me gavered myne self tugethur, me walked inna kitchen - me needed
a dwink offa wadder tu cool myne hurted bu.....feelings.
Now mees sittin onna rug n mees gonna keep on sitting......Jack wus
notty! *N now Jack is on myne cosyblankie onna sofa.

Harry


Dat wuz shirly an ass alt on yoor diggyniddy!
An twampoline on yoor terriertory.
MeOwy (gnOT waffing. juts kweering mine froat..wuff wuff wiff waff...)
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Old January 24th 11, 11:09 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default Dat Jack did sumfin notty!

sumtimez i thinkz i minsef needsa wurk harder at beina onlee kittee juzt fur
deze kindsa thingz, Trudi
"rafflescat" wrote in message
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Me wus sweepin on myne cosyblankie onna sofa n dat Jack jumped up
beside myneself. Well, me wus sweepy n so me jist wuked up n den went
bak to sweep. Jack wanted me tu wosh his furz....well me wus tutu
sleepy n me ignoared him. He butted me n me ignoared him. He butted me
agen n me ignoared him.
Suddenlee I shot up inna air! He had bited myne bum! I wanded onna
floor!
Meomie whu wus onna sofa tu started laffin n laffin! Me had a bited
bum! Wusnt funny!
Wen me gavered myne self tugethur, me walked inna kitchen - me needed
a dwink offa wadder tu cool myne hurted bu.....feelings.
Now mees sittin onna rug n mees gonna keep on sitting......Jack wus
notty! N now Jack is on myne cosyblankie onna sofa.

Harry



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Old January 24th 11, 11:24 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
rafflescat
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Default Dat Jack did sumfin notty!

On Jan 24, 11:10*pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:
i has catsidered this situashun anna i thinkz it wuz all bowt steelin da
bwankee, OEJ



Yus! Dat n wantin myneself tu wosh hiz furz! N Meomie waffed !!
But den she giffed me tweets, so mees happyhappy now!

Harry
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Old January 25th 11, 12:16 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default Dat Jack did sumfin notty!

tweetz iz reqwired ifin d hoomin waffz, OEJ,
"rafflescat" wrote in message
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On Jan 24, 11:10 pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:
i has catsidered this situashun anna i thinkz it wuz all bowt steelin da
bwankee, OEJ



Yus! Dat n wantin myneself tu wosh hiz furz! N Meomie waffed !!
But den she giffed me tweets, so mees happyhappy now!

Harry


 




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