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Sukie's first wokk awound hur nue gardun!

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Old January 29th 11, 12:27 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Sukie's first wokk awound hur nue gardun!

we refusez ta diskuzz lawz, OEJ
"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message

wee nebber goh OWT either, cuz et iz tew dangeruz fur kitteez ulso. but
iffen wee nead fresh ayre, sumtymez meowmi turnz on da out fan or opunz da
sliding gwass doar n we sniff da owt. awl da kittiez heer MUZT stai
IN...demz da roolz were we lib. yeUP. datz fyne wiff usses cuz wee gotz 1
tew minny uf usses heer n r braking da hoomin law.

we wuld likta be able to go inna owt but were our new howze iz gonna be
itz tootoo dangeruz fur kitteez... OEJ

speek fur ursef, der iz no kibblez inna owt, der iz no kowch inna owt, so
derfore no rezun to go inna owt, whowsoefur, da new howze will haffa four
sesun rum anna i willz be pikin owtta gud spot to glare atta owt, Trudi

Well, she wus carried cos Meomie wus feered she wood bolt.
It wus da furst tyme fur a wile since Meomie wus home inna daylite n
Sukie wus yowlin atta door. So Meomie wifted hur an owt da door dey
went. Wownd n wownd dey wokked - furst inna frunt gardun den in da bak
gardun. Sukie wus feered! She wus twemblin an she hid hur face in
Meomies nekk. (We fink she wus skared she wus gonna be let go agen)
But Meomie bwot hur bak in an she wus awl 'cited!
She ate hur biskits n had sum wadder an den she went to hur bed!
We wike Sukie. Shez kewt. Ise goin owt wiff her negst tyme. Shez nyce.


Old January 29th 11, 05:52 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mme. Anas Lachatte
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Default Sukie's first wokk awound hur nue gardun!

On Thu, 27 Jan 2011 17:18:44 -0800 (PST), MeOwy's
nimble, little paws typed:

Dat a furry sweet story. Butted gnot tew wurry, yoo too wil lern to
bolt sumday. ai didded itted tewday minesefl an hadded a gnice
bakyard outting wif da Meowmie doing hur yooshool silly fings. ai
iggnored hur beehavyoor an enjoyed minesefl. I pwayed hyde n' zeek,
catch-me-if-yoo-can, an pwaktissed ninjacat moofs. Furry weefweshing
fur da bofe of us.

Az yoo kon, I doez nottid wike da Owt - eben wen
da hooman opens da door, I runs away.

Buttid I wiked reeding bowt your 'venture and how
you wuz gud enuf to keep her bizzy an eggsersized!

She shud gib yoo sum treetz!


Mme. Anaïs

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

1/29/2011 12:50:58 PM

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