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  #11  
Old February 2nd 11, 04:01 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Unclefred
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Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote:

I wunt get tu twy warm appl pi. I juzt kno it wyll neffurr hapin.
Dey eetz tuutuu healfy uhrownd heer.
Da mozt I mite hab is shuggirlezz fat furee mice kreem, an Lite
wippykreem.


Dey shud get yu sum cream of yer owb sumtime and giv it tuyu bit by bit,
but fast ehuffthat it duznt get spoilt afore it's finished.

Fred
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Old February 2nd 11, 04:45 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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i wuz wif ursef until dat ted kommint, nefur lizten to da ted, dey iz
efil... i uzulee duzint eatz manee peoplez fudz, butted diz her pie thingy
wuz beree gud, Trudi approfin of toona juze onna fudz,
ingold1234[at]yahoo[dot]com (Gandalf) wrote in message
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On Tue, 1 Feb 2011 14:09:23 -0600, "Storrmmee"
wrote:

so der wuz soft eatin a slice of apple pie dat furee warmed up inna new
wave
cooker thingy... when himz cutted itself himz putted on whippy cream...
anna
unlike reglur soft sitted at da pooter ta eat it, i nefurnefur gets onna
table when der iz peoplez fudz, mozt it duz is pat da softz leg, but her
seemedta be concintratin aberee hard so i heped mineself to da wippee
creme
den da pie tazted so gud i ate a bunc of it alzo... it wuz beree gud, anna
it wuz a purtee painless tax fur da soft ta pay beclawz hersef juzt getted
furee ta getsa sekund slize, i onlee eated a little of dat one beclawz i
wuz
alreadee full, Trudi


That was very, very clever of you!

Human foods tastes, very goodgood, doesn't it?

I gives Lorelei some of my own foods, when I eats it...well, usually.

But Lorelei doesn't like the Raman noodlez, or the macaronies an
cheezies, either, and that's what I usually eat.

Sometimes I have a can of REAL tuna, and then I squeezies out the tuna
water, and pour it over Lorelei's dry fudz, and she really likes that!

I give her a little of the tuna, too but human tuna isn't very good for
kitties to be eating. TED says so.



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Old February 2nd 11, 04:47 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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in owrz regular howze diz wundint come in beree offin, it wuld bea hafy
versin wiffa low carb kruzt anna spenda, anna soft wulda made it or furee
wulda madea recipe dat soft made up, one of da few thingz bowt diz itti
bitti kumpurtmint iz dat dey iz eatin better fudz fur kitteez, juzt azk
chester bowt lunch meat, which i duzint eatz but hisef liks a LOT, Trudi
"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
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I wunt get tu twy warm appl pi. I juzt kno it wyll neffurr hapin.
Dey eetz tuutuu healfy uhrownd heer.
Da mozt I mite hab is shuggirlezz fat furee mice kreem, an Lite
wippykreem.
--
Pitô.ônya, gettin Hongree

"Storrmmee" wrote in message
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i uzulee duzint eat dat sorta thing butted it wuz beree tastee sinze itsef
wuz warm, Trudi, who usulee onlee dairy things
"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
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"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
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Gud fur yew Trudi Luvz Mosey


so der wuz soft eatin a slice of apple pie dat furee warmed up inna new
wave
cooker thingy... when himz cutted itself himz putted on whippy cream...
anna
unlike reglur soft sitted at da pooter ta eat it, i nefurnefur gets
onna
table when der iz peoplez fudz, mozt it duz is pat da softz leg, but
her
seemedta be concintratin aberee hard so i heped mineself to da wippee
creme
den da pie tazted so gud i ate a bunc of it alzo... it wuz beree gud,
anna
it wuz a purtee painless tax fur da soft ta pay beclawz hersef juzt
getted
furee ta getsa sekund slize, i onlee eated a little of dat one beclawz
i wuz
alreadee full, Trudi


I yam offin fed whippy kreeem, buttid I purobibilee wudint eet da apl
pi.

Wen Meowmee woikt inna reztoorant, hur wud rite "A+da greek letr pi+ r2
or rw"
fur Appl pi alla mode or wiff whippy kreem.
--
Pitô.ônya







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Old February 2nd 11, 04:48 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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yez da who catmunitee iz prowd of ursef, OEJ
"Rebecca" wrote in message
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ingold1234[at]yahoo[dot]com (Gandalf) wrote in message
...
On Tue, 1 Feb 2011 14:09:23 -0600, "Storrmmee"
wrote:

so der wuz soft eatin a slice of apple pie dat furee warmed up inna new
wave
cooker thingy... when himz cutted itself himz putted on whippy cream...
anna
unlike reglur soft sitted at da pooter ta eat it, i nefurnefur gets onna
table when der iz peoplez fudz, mozt it duz is pat da softz leg, but her
seemedta be concintratin aberee hard so i heped mineself to da wippee
creme
den da pie tazted so gud i ate a bunc of it alzo... it wuz beree gud,
anna
it wuz a purtee painless tax fur da soft ta pay beclawz hersef juzt
getted
furee ta getsa sekund slize, i onlee eated a little of dat one beclawz i
wuz
alreadee full, Trudi


That was very, very clever of you!

Human foods tastes, very goodgood, doesn't it?

I gives Lorelei some of my own foods, when I eats it...well, usually.

But Lorelei doesn't like the Raman noodlez, or the macaronies an
cheezies, either, and that's what I usually eat.

Sometimes I have a can of REAL tuna, and then I squeezies out the tuna
water, and pour it over Lorelei's dry fudz, and she really likes that!

I give her a little of the tuna, too but human tuna isn't very good for
kitties to be eating. TED says so.


Unka Gandalf, yoo iz lernin a liddle Meowchat! Gud fur yurownself!

Rebecca



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Old February 2nd 11, 07:41 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
rafflescat
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On Feb 1, 8:09*pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:
so der wuz soft eatin a slice of apple pie dat furee warmed up inna new wave
cooker thingy... when himz cutted itself himz putted on whippy cream... anna
unlike reglur soft sitted at da pooter ta eat it, i nefurnefur gets onna
table when der iz peoplez fudz, mozt it duz is pat da softz leg, but her
seemedta be concintratin aberee hard so i heped mineself to da wippee creme
den da pie tazted so gud i ate a bunc of it alzo... it wuz beree gud, anna
it wuz a purtee painless tax fur da soft ta pay beclawz hersef juzt getted
furee ta getsa sekund slize, i onlee eated a little of dat one beclawz i wuz
alreadee full, Trudi


We hopes yure Meomie didnt giff yu a wow fur testin dat da fud wus fit
fur hur tu eet!
Sumtymes hoomins misunnerstand ower selfless akshuns n we gits wows.
Selfless akshuns wike eetin pastree.....cweem...wippy cweem...


Harry, dwoolin.
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Old February 2nd 11, 10:21 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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*snikerz* i think herself wuz inna shok beclawz i nefur getz onna table or
eatzsa fud wifowt bein infited, butted diz here juzt needed teztin, anna i
hadda pat herown leg diz morninta make sure da cinmum rollz wuz fit fur
herslf ta eat alzo, Trudi
"rafflescat" wrote in message
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On Feb 1, 8:09 pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:
so der wuz soft eatin a slice of apple pie dat furee warmed up inna new
wave
cooker thingy... when himz cutted itself himz putted on whippy cream...
anna
unlike reglur soft sitted at da pooter ta eat it, i nefurnefur gets onna
table when der iz peoplez fudz, mozt it duz is pat da softz leg, but her
seemedta be concintratin aberee hard so i heped mineself to da wippee
creme
den da pie tazted so gud i ate a bunc of it alzo... it wuz beree gud, anna
it wuz a purtee painless tax fur da soft ta pay beclawz hersef juzt getted
furee ta getsa sekund slize, i onlee eated a little of dat one beclawz i
wuz
alreadee full, Trudi


We hopes yure Meomie didnt giff yu a wow fur testin dat da fud wus fit
fur hur tu eet!
Sumtymes hoomins misunnerstand ower selfless akshuns n we gits wows.
Selfless akshuns wike eetin pastree.....cweem...wippy cweem...


Harry, dwoolin.


 




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