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Old March 5th 12, 11:31 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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ok kittees, when we leafz da master's rooms on urown right ursef will see da
wall of death, diz wall iz where kittez splat into whenna vynelz monzter iz
notted pwain fair anna ursef hasta uz da wall to stop... going s****e akross
ursef iz inna shower baf, diz rum haz no winnerz but it haz a heater bent
anna two nize rugs, dere iza seat inna hoomin shower anna litter bowl anna
smaller banitee... onna top offa banitee it haza food anna waterbowlz, soft
sayz it will haza fowntain like inna ofur one when she getz to it onna lizt.

when we leafz diz rum we walks down just a few steps to da laundree rum, diz
rum haza klozet fur da furnize anna hot water heater, it is sorta noizee in
der beclawz of diz anna hoomin washer anna dryer for the hoominz remofable
furz, life wuld be much qweeter if da hoominz wuld learn to grow furz
instead of wearin dem, der iz awso a heater bent anna shelf wif kule stuffs
ta tezt grabity wif, ursef getz xtra pointz when ursef kan hit da washer or
dryer den da floor...

when we leafz diz rum anna walks a little more we enter da big open rum onna
rite next to da lawndree rum isa dinin rum, it haza table da fixer hoominz
safed furm da fire, anna table anna chairz softz mom gifted to hersef fur
dat rum, da pooter lifez onit, da chairz mofe arown depindin on whata
hoominz needs... diz little table camed furm a naybur ladee whut softz mom
wuz fond of da rownd table whut wuz safed ust a life inna owlde big bedrum
anna holded fureez dvds anna ced pwayer... himz buyed itsef atta akshun so
wuz well purlesd it wuz safed... soft sayz diz rum will efintuallee getsa
china closet anna kittee tree fur in furnt off slidin gwass winner... az
ursef lukez owtta diz winner ursef seesa patio which will, one day be a four
seasun rum fur uscats, more red clay, anna dat turtle lukin thingy isa poop
stirrer whut soft sayed da kowntee made hersef buy which takes care offa
hoominz litter box deposits,

and now we needsa nofur break more dwinkz aneeone?

storrmmee


  #2  
Old March 6th 12, 07:09 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
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Default tour part2

I brot uh bazkit uv sangwitshez tu go wif da dwinkz. Yu muzt be
eggzawzet by neow, rezt an eet an dwink furra wile, Sstorrmmee.
--
Pitô.ônya

"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
ok kittees, when we leafz da master's rooms on urown right ursef will
see da wall of death, diz wall iz where kittez splat into whenna
vynelz monzter iz notted pwain fair anna ursef hasta uz da wall to
stop... going s****e akross ursef iz inna shower baf, diz rum haz no
winnerz but it haz a heater bent anna two nize rugs, dere iza seat
inna hoomin shower anna litter bowl anna smaller banitee... onna top
offa banitee it haza food anna waterbowlz, soft sayz it will haza
fowntain like inna ofur one when she getz to it onna lizt.

when we leafz diz rum we walks down just a few steps to da laundree
rum, diz rum haza klozet fur da furnize anna hot water heater, it is
sorta noizee in der beclawz of diz anna hoomin washer anna dryer for
the hoominz remofable furz, life wuld be much qweeter if da hoominz
wuld learn to grow furz instead of wearin dem, der iz awso a heater
bent anna shelf wif kule stuffs ta tezt grabity wif, ursef getz xtra
pointz when ursef kan hit da washer or dryer den da floor...

when we leafz diz rum anna walks a little more we enter da big open
rum onna rite next to da lawndree rum isa dinin rum, it haza table da
fixer hoominz safed furm da fire, anna table anna chairz softz mom
gifted to hersef fur dat rum, da pooter lifez onit, da chairz mofe
arown depindin on whata hoominz needs... diz little table camed furm a
naybur ladee whut softz mom wuz fond of da rownd table whut wuz safed
ust a life inna owlde big bedrum anna holded fureez dvds anna ced
pwayer... himz buyed itsef atta akshun so wuz well purlesd it wuz
safed... soft sayz diz rum will efintuallee getsa china closet anna
kittee tree fur in furnt off slidin gwass winner... az ursef lukez
owtta diz winner ursef seesa patio which will, one day be a four
seasun rum fur uscats, more red clay, anna dat turtle lukin thingy isa
poop stirrer whut soft sayed da kowntee made hersef buy which takes
care offa hoominz litter box deposits,

and now we needsa nofur break more dwinkz aneeone?

storrmmee


  #3  
Old March 6th 12, 07:16 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Booker
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Posts: 1,092
Default tour part2

Weze reely enjoyin yur tuur. Yuze a gud gud tuur guide.

Booker, pourz sum drinkz fur da break

On 3/5/2012 2:31 AM, Storrmmee wrote:
ok kittees, when we leafz da master's rooms on urown right ursef will see da
wall of death, diz wall iz where kittez splat into whenna vynelz monzter iz
notted pwain fair anna ursef hasta uz da wall to stop... going s****e akross
ursef iz inna shower baf, diz rum haz no winnerz but it haz a heater bent
anna two nize rugs, dere iza seat inna hoomin shower anna litter bowl anna
smaller banitee... onna top offa banitee it haza food anna waterbowlz, soft
sayz it will haza fowntain like inna ofur one when she getz to it onna lizt.

when we leafz diz rum we walks down just a few steps to da laundree rum, diz
rum haza klozet fur da furnize anna hot water heater, it is sorta noizee in
der beclawz of diz anna hoomin washer anna dryer for the hoominz remofable
furz, life wuld be much qweeter if da hoominz wuld learn to grow furz
instead of wearin dem, der iz awso a heater bent anna shelf wif kule stuffs
ta tezt grabity wif, ursef getz xtra pointz when ursef kan hit da washer or
dryer den da floor...

when we leafz diz rum anna walks a little more we enter da big open rum onna
rite next to da lawndree rum isa dinin rum, it haza table da fixer hoominz
safed furm da fire, anna table anna chairz softz mom gifted to hersef fur
dat rum, da pooter lifez onit, da chairz mofe arown depindin on whata
hoominz needs... diz little table camed furm a naybur ladee whut softz mom
wuz fond of da rownd table whut wuz safed ust a life inna owlde big bedrum
anna holded fureez dvds anna ced pwayer... himz buyed itsef atta akshun so
wuz well purlesd it wuz safed... soft sayz diz rum will efintuallee getsa
china closet anna kittee tree fur in furnt off slidin gwass winner... az
ursef lukez owtta diz winner ursef seesa patio which will, one day be a four
seasun rum fur uscats, more red clay, anna dat turtle lukin thingy isa poop
stirrer whut soft sayed da kowntee made hersef buy which takes care offa
hoominz litter box deposits,

and now we needsa nofur break more dwinkz aneeone?

storrmmee


  #4  
Old March 7th 12, 02:00 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_12_]
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Posts: 619
Default tour part2


yeUP, sew r weh, Yuze a gud gud tuur guide. Weh wyl take sum drinks n
sammiches fur uh brake.
Mosey, Meowy, PookyKat, Sqweex , Pipps

Weze reely enjoyin yur tuur. Yuze a gud gud tuur guide.


Booker, pourz sum drinkz fur da break

On 3/5/2012 2:31 AM, Storrmmee wrote:
ok kittees, when we leafz da master's rooms on urown right ursef will see
da
wall of death, diz wall iz where kittez splat into whenna vynelz monzter
iz
notted pwain fair anna ursef hasta uz da wall to stop... going s****e
akross
ursef iz inna shower baf, diz rum haz no winnerz but it haz a heater bent
anna two nize rugs, dere iza seat inna hoomin shower anna litter bowl anna
smaller banitee... onna top offa banitee it haza food anna waterbowlz,
soft
sayz it will haza fowntain like inna ofur one when she getz to it onna
lizt.

when we leafz diz rum we walks down just a few steps to da laundree rum,
diz
rum haza klozet fur da furnize anna hot water heater, it is sorta noizee
in
der beclawz of diz anna hoomin washer anna dryer for the hoominz remofable
furz, life wuld be much qweeter if da hoominz wuld learn to grow furz
instead of wearin dem, der iz awso a heater bent anna shelf wif kule
stuffs
ta tezt grabity wif, ursef getz xtra pointz when ursef kan hit da washer
or
dryer den da floor...

when we leafz diz rum anna walks a little more we enter da big open rum
onna
rite next to da lawndree rum isa dinin rum, it haza table da fixer hoominz
safed furm da fire, anna table anna chairz softz mom gifted to hersef fur
dat rum, da pooter lifez onit, da chairz mofe arown depindin on whata
hoominz needs... diz little table camed furm a naybur ladee whut softz mom
wuz fond of da rownd table whut wuz safed ust a life inna owlde big bedrum
anna holded fureez dvds anna ced pwayer... himz buyed itsef atta akshun so
wuz well purlesd it wuz safed... soft sayz diz rum will efintuallee getsa
china closet anna kittee tree fur in furnt off slidin gwass winner... az
ursef lukez owtta diz winner ursef seesa patio which will, one day be a
four
seasun rum fur uscats, more red clay, anna dat turtle lukin thingy isa
poop
stirrer whut soft sayed da kowntee made hersef buy which takes care offa
hoominz litter box deposits,

and now we needsa nofur break more dwinkz aneeone?

storrmmee



  #5  
Old March 18th 12, 10:12 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Posts: 4,912
Default tour part2

oh my mine fafurite fillinz, Storrmee lukez atta sammichez anna selektz a
tonna salad wiffa nip cheeze spread anna muchez greetfulee
"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
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I brot uh bazkit uv sangwitshez tu go wif da dwinkz. Yu muzt be eggzawzet
by neow, rezt an eet an dwink furra wile, Sstorrmmee.
--
Pitô.ônya

"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
ok kittees, when we leafz da master's rooms on urown right ursef will see
da wall of death, diz wall iz where kittez splat into whenna vynelz
monzter iz notted pwain fair anna ursef hasta uz da wall to stop... going
s****e akross ursef iz inna shower baf, diz rum haz no winnerz but it haz
a heater bent anna two nize rugs, dere iza seat inna hoomin shower anna
litter bowl anna smaller banitee... onna top offa banitee it haza food
anna waterbowlz, soft sayz it will haza fowntain like inna ofur one when
she getz to it onna lizt.

when we leafz diz rum we walks down just a few steps to da laundree rum,
diz rum haza klozet fur da furnize anna hot water heater, it is sorta
noizee in der beclawz of diz anna hoomin washer anna dryer for the
hoominz remofable furz, life wuld be much qweeter if da hoominz wuld
learn to grow furz instead of wearin dem, der iz awso a heater bent anna
shelf wif kule stuffs ta tezt grabity wif, ursef getz xtra pointz when
ursef kan hit da washer or dryer den da floor...

when we leafz diz rum anna walks a little more we enter da big open rum
onna rite next to da lawndree rum isa dinin rum, it haza table da fixer
hoominz safed furm da fire, anna table anna chairz softz mom gifted to
hersef fur dat rum, da pooter lifez onit, da chairz mofe arown depindin
on whata hoominz needs... diz little table camed furm a naybur ladee whut
softz mom wuz fond of da rownd table whut wuz safed ust a life inna owlde
big bedrum anna holded fureez dvds anna ced pwayer... himz buyed itsef
atta akshun so wuz well purlesd it wuz safed... soft sayz diz rum will
efintuallee getsa china closet anna kittee tree fur in furnt off slidin
gwass winner... az ursef lukez owtta diz winner ursef seesa patio which
will, one day be a four seasun rum fur uscats, more red clay, anna dat
turtle lukin thingy isa poop stirrer whut soft sayed da kowntee made
hersef buy which takes care offa hoominz litter box deposits,

and now we needsa nofur break more dwinkz aneeone?

storrmmee




  #6  
Old March 18th 12, 10:14 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Posts: 4,912
Default tour part2

Storrmmee smilez at herown furnd and greetfullee 'ceptz a dwink to go wif
herown sammich furm tunia

itsa purtee gud howze ado i thinkz it kulda had mor winnerz but den i liksa
sittin in winnerzStorrmmee
"Booker" wrote in message
...
Weze reely enjoyin yur tuur. Yuze a gud gud tuur guide.

Booker, pourz sum drinkz fur da break

On 3/5/2012 2:31 AM, Storrmmee wrote:
ok kittees, when we leafz da master's rooms on urown right ursef will see
da
wall of death, diz wall iz where kittez splat into whenna vynelz monzter
iz
notted pwain fair anna ursef hasta uz da wall to stop... going s****e
akross
ursef iz inna shower baf, diz rum haz no winnerz but it haz a heater bent
anna two nize rugs, dere iza seat inna hoomin shower anna litter bowl
anna
smaller banitee... onna top offa banitee it haza food anna waterbowlz,
soft
sayz it will haza fowntain like inna ofur one when she getz to it onna
lizt.

when we leafz diz rum we walks down just a few steps to da laundree rum,
diz
rum haza klozet fur da furnize anna hot water heater, it is sorta noizee
in
der beclawz of diz anna hoomin washer anna dryer for the hoominz
remofable
furz, life wuld be much qweeter if da hoominz wuld learn to grow furz
instead of wearin dem, der iz awso a heater bent anna shelf wif kule
stuffs
ta tezt grabity wif, ursef getz xtra pointz when ursef kan hit da washer
or
dryer den da floor...

when we leafz diz rum anna walks a little more we enter da big open rum
onna
rite next to da lawndree rum isa dinin rum, it haza table da fixer
hoominz
safed furm da fire, anna table anna chairz softz mom gifted to hersef fur
dat rum, da pooter lifez onit, da chairz mofe arown depindin on whata
hoominz needs... diz little table camed furm a naybur ladee whut softz
mom
wuz fond of da rownd table whut wuz safed ust a life inna owlde big
bedrum
anna holded fureez dvds anna ced pwayer... himz buyed itsef atta akshun
so
wuz well purlesd it wuz safed... soft sayz diz rum will efintuallee getsa
china closet anna kittee tree fur in furnt off slidin gwass winner... az
ursef lukez owtta diz winner ursef seesa patio which will, one day be a
four
seasun rum fur uscats, more red clay, anna dat turtle lukin thingy isa
poop
stirrer whut soft sayed da kowntee made hersef buy which takes care offa
hoominz litter box deposits,

and now we needsa nofur break more dwinkz aneeone?

storrmmee




 




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