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Yo, Rosco, Kitty Schottland, Lilith Thuh Grate Nip Rescue
Hey Lilith, Rosco, KItty Schottland, we need your help. Storm, Skye and
Hunter have been captured by some kitties in their plane. As soon as I you get on the hoovercraft, I'm going to help rescue them. Do you want to come? Clarence Yo, Rosco, Kitty Schottland, Lilith, Where iz yuo? Einstein : Clarence parks the hoovercraft on the lakeshore and opens it. He looks : out for the 3 cats he's supposed to pick up. : : Rosco, Kitty Schottland, Lilith, where are you? I'm ready to pick you up. : : Clarence : : Chester and Clarence turn their purrsonal hoovercraft to shore to pick : up Rosco, Kitty Schottland and Lilith. : : (Einstein and Red Rory are hauled into the plane. Both roll about on the : towels till dry.) : : Red you stink : Einstein (wrinkling nose, whiskers quivering) : : ya, live wit it. ptooie! : Red Rory (spitting out some mud and a crawdad) : : (Einstein retrieves his radio-fone from his tool belt and pushes talk : button) : Calling Zizi, calling Zizi......Hey there Zizi. Einstein here. Red and me iz : on da plane comin to ya. Ya need to plot a course to the nip fields. over. : : : Here. Grab my paw. This ramp should make it easier for you to get up. : : : : I have towels for you to dry yourself with. They work best if you roll : : on them. : : : : : : You first. : : Red Rory : : : : O, no ya dont : : (Einstein shoves Red head first into pond. ) : : : : Glub : : (Red Rory bounces up seaweed dripping from his ears, a frog caught by : one : : slimy leg between his fangs) : : : : ribbit : : Frog pulls leg out and dives into water : : : : (Einstein sighs) Ok, Neptune just hang onta my tayle an I'll git ya : there. : : : : Misserable, humiliated and slimy, Red Rory clutches Einstein's tail and : : together they arrive at the plane's door. : : : : Hi guyz, Helpin paw needed ta lift us in. : : Einstein : : : : : : Chester, Clarence and Nathan : : : : : : Red, how bout that. Up for a swim? : : : Einstein : : : : : : Red Rory (absolute silence) : : : : : : RED? : : : Einstein : : : : : : Red Rory (more silence) : : : : : : RED! I'm gonna swim. Kin yu swim or iz yu too skeered? : : : Einstein : : : : : : Of c-c-corse I kin effing swim! Whatta ya think? Sheesh. Yah, we'll : swim : : : Red Rory : : : : : : Okay, Guys, we'll swim out ta' meetcha (ub: I hope) : : : Einstein : : : : : : : Are you going to swim out to us or do you want us to come to : shore? : : : : : : : : Chester, Clarence and Nathan : : : : : : : : Kin yu land on that pond - without hurtin thuh duks? : : : : Einstein : : : : : : : : : : We're on our way down at your house. Where's your landing : site? : : : : : : : : : Chester, Clarence and Nathan : : : : : : : : : : Liberty Hill Texas. Its rite in da center of Texas : : : : : Einstein : : : : : : : : : : Sheesh, I didn nefur kno dat! Rite in da center...hmmmm : : : : : Red Rory : : : : : : : : : : Einstein (ub: can't believe he's thinking) : : : : : : : : : : : Chester, Clarence and Nathan, cruising along at high : altitude : : in : : : their : : : : : : hoovercraft : : : : : : : : : : : : Catifurrniya? Oh we iz sooo fur behind! : : : : : : : : : : : : Sebastian anna Joolian : : : : : : : : : : : : Waaaaaaaay down in Central Texas, 2 tuff kats hunker : down : : in : : : sum : : : : : Indian : : : : : : grass and plot. Einstein is a long haired hyuge Black : : Maine : : : Coon, : : : : the : : : : : : brains : : : : : : of the outfit. Red Rory is a hyuge red cat tuff and : : violent, : : : from : : : : the : : : : : : mean : : : : : : fields of rural Texas. : : : : : : : : : : : : Einstein whispers : : : : : : : : : : : : Psst, guys, Jest herd sumthing wild. Ya' know that : hyuge : : : patch of : : : : : : bio-engineered nip Sumkat been growin in Southern : : Catifornia? : : : : Well : : : : : Sumkat : : : : : : skedaddled cuz hiz tail got singed. Stoopid coward : : (Einstein : : : : spits : : : : : his : : : : : : contempt) But it's gudgud fur us cuz we kin git it : and : : sell : : : it : : : : and : : : : : munch : : : : : : it : : : : : : an smoke it and... : : : : : : (Einstein's eyes roll into the back of his head with : : delight) : : : : : : : : : : : : Ain't no kat nefur, dont want sum of dat primo stuff. : Me : : too. : : : But : : : : we |
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Yo, Rosco, Kitty Schottland, Lilith Thuh Grate Nip Rescue
On Nov 15, 8:46 pm, ClowderCat wrote:
Hey Lilith, Rosco, KItty Schottland, we need your help. Storm, Skye and Hunter have been captured by some kitties in their plane. As soon as I you get on the hoovercraft, I'm going to help rescue them. Do you want to come? Meanwhile, Wascal wakes up in his hidey-hole and senses something is wrong. Have the forces of evil taken over the plane or is it merely that he doesn't know the location of the nearest littterbox? He checks his Gyrojet and makes sure the two rounds of ammunition are in place. He pats his parawing backpack and considers his options. He peeks out into the main cargo compartment, his hands on the GyroJet. He asks himself what his favorite cartoom character would do. To be Continued -- Clarence Yo, Rosco, Kitty Schottland, Lilith, Where iz yuo? Einstein : Clarence parks the hoovercraft on the lakeshore and opens it. He looks : out for the 3 cats he's supposed to pick up. : : Rosco, Kitty Schottland, Lilith, where are you? I'm ready to pick you up. : : Clarence : : Chester and Clarence turn their purrsonal hoovercraft to shore to pick : up Rosco, Kitty Schottland and Lilith. : : (Einstein and Red Rory are hauled into the plane. Both roll about on the : towels till dry.) : : Red you stink : Einstein (wrinkling nose, whiskers quivering) : : ya, live wit it. ptooie! : Red Rory (spitting out some mud and a crawdad) : : (Einstein retrieves his radio-fone from his tool belt and pushes talk : button) : Calling Zizi, calling Zizi......Hey there Zizi. Einstein here. Red and me iz : on da plane comin to ya. Ya need to plot a course to the nip fields. over. : : : Here. Grab my paw. This ramp should make it easier for you to get up. : : : : I have towels for you to dry yourself with. They work best if you roll : : on them. : : : : : : You first. : : Red Rory : : : : O, no ya dont : : (Einstein shoves Red head first into pond. ) : : : : Glub : : (Red Rory bounces up seaweed dripping from his ears, a frog caught by : one : : slimy leg between his fangs) : : : : ribbit : : Frog pulls leg out and dives into water : : : : (Einstein sighs) Ok, Neptune just hang onta my tayle an I'll git ya : there. : : : : Misserable, humiliated and slimy, Red Rory clutches Einstein's tail and : : together they arrive at the plane's door. : : : : Hi guyz, Helpin paw needed ta lift us in. : : Einstein : : : : : : Chester, Clarence and Nathan : : : : : : Red, how bout that. Up for a swim? : : : Einstein : : : : : : Red Rory (absolute silence) : : : : : : RED? : : : Einstein : : : : : : Red Rory (more silence) : : : : : : RED! I'm gonna swim. Kin yu swim or iz yu too skeered? : : : Einstein : : : : : : Of c-c-corse I kin effing swim! Whatta ya think? Sheesh. Yah, we'll : swim : : : Red Rory : : : : : : Okay, Guys, we'll swim out ta' meetcha (ub: I hope) : : : Einstein : : : : : : : Are you going to swim out to us or do you want us to come to : shore? : : : : : : : : Chester, Clarence and Nathan : : : : : : : : Kin yu land on that pond - without hurtin thuh duks? : : : : Einstein : : : : : : : : : : We're on our way down at your house. Where's your landing : site? : : : : : : : : : Chester, Clarence and Nathan : : : : : : : : : : Liberty Hill Texas. Its rite in da center of Texas : : : : : Einstein : : : : : : : : : : Sheesh, I didn nefur kno dat! Rite in da center...hmmmm : : : : : Red Rory : : : : : : : : : : Einstein (ub: can't believe he's thinking) : : : : : : : : : : : Chester, Clarence and Nathan, cruising along at high : altitude : : in : : : their : : : : : : hoovercraft : : : : : : : : : : : : Catifurrniya? Oh we iz sooo fur behind! : : : : : : : : : : : : Sebastian anna Joolian : : : : : : : : : : : : Waaaaaaaay down in Central Texas, 2 tuff kats hunker : down : : in : : : sum : : : : : Indian : : : : : : grass and plot. Einstein is a long haired hyuge Black : : Maine : : : Coon, : : : : the : : : : : : brains : : : : : : of the outfit. Red Rory is a hyuge red cat tuff and : : violent, : : : from : : : : the : : : : : : mean : : : : : : fields of rural Texas. : : : : : : : : : : : : Einstein whispers : : : : : : : : : : : : Psst, guys, Jest herd sumthing wild. Ya' know that : hyuge : : : patch of : : : : : : bio-engineered nip Sumkat been growin in Southern : : Catifornia? : : : : Well : : : : : Sumkat : : : : : : skedaddled cuz hiz tail got singed. Stoopid coward : : (Einstein : : : : spits : : : : : his : : : : : : contempt) But it's gudgud fur us cuz we kin git it : and : : sell : : : it : : : : and : : : : : munch : : : : : : it : : : : : : an smoke it and... : : : : : : (Einstein's eyes roll into the back of his head with : : delight) : : : : : : : : : : : : Ain't no kat nefur, dont want sum of dat primo stuff. : Me : : too. : : : But : : : : we |
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Yo Sebastian, Joolian! Thuh Grate Nip Rescue
Fangu Chester!
Meowmie had pizza tunite an brottid sum hom an din effen share it wif ussez. Now we get ti haf sum! Sebastian anna Joolian "ClowderCat" wrote in message ... Jump in. Have some pizza if you're hungry. Chester Weze heer! Meowmiez toonaplayss iz eetin hur brayn an she duzzint haf tyme to be ower sekretari. ( Sebastian anna Joolian "squiffer" wrote in message ... yo, Sebastian, Joolian Hawl yore buts in here. Red Rory : Hey Sebastian and Joolian, I'm outside your house, ready to pick you up. : Are you ready? : : Chester : : Whatever you think would be useful. Any food you want to eat and share. : We brought a lot of pizzas. : : Chester, Clarence and Nathan : : Wut shud we bring? : : Sebastian anna Joolian : : "clowdercat" wrote in message : .net... : Hey Sebastian and Joolian, are you in Texas yet? We're just about to : Red Rory and Einstein's house and we'll be landing in a few minutes. : : We have room on each of these for a pilot, 6 or 8 cats and whatever we : need to pack. We have room in the luggage compartments for whatever you : bring. : : Chester, Clarence and Nathan : : Hell no you ain't - we jest waitin fur Storm or Clarence or sumkat with a : plane ta git us ta Catifurriya. I be Red Rory. Yu kin wait wit us - won : be : long. : Red Rory : : Sure, notta problem fellas and waitaminit.... er...wood dat be fella and : ladee? : Einstein : : : Catifurrniya? Oh we iz sooo fur behind! : : : : Sebastian anna Joolian : : : : Waaaaaaaay down in Central Texas, 2 tuff kats hunker down in sum : Indian : : grass and plot. Einstein is a long haired hyuge Black Maine Coon, : the : : brains : : of the outfit. Red Rory is a hyuge red cat tuff and violent, from : the : : mean : : fields of rural Texas. : : : : Einstein whispers : : : : Psst, guys, Jest herd sumthing wild. Ya' know that hyuge patch of : : bio-engineered nip Sumkat been growin in Southern Catifornia? Well : Sumkat : : skedaddled cuz hiz tail got singed. Stoopid coward (Einstein spits : his : : contempt) But it's gudgud fur us cuz we kin git it and sell it and : munch : : it : : an smoke it and... : : (Einstein's eyes roll into the back of his head with delight) : : : : Ain't no kat nefur, dont want sum of dat primo stuff. Me too. But we : : gonna : : need help. : : Red Rory : : : : Three cats hear on the telepathic relay that they're going to be a : nip : : rescue in Catifornia. They pack their new purrsonal flying : hoovercraft : : and jump on. They rev up the motors. : : : : Are you ready to go, Clarence? - Chester : : : : Yes. Are you, Nathan? - Clarence : : : : Yes. Let's get flying! - Nathan : : : : The three cats push the UP buttons on their hoovercraft. Each cat's : : hoovercraft jumps into the air. They turn the hoovercraft southwest : to : : go to Texas. : : |
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Yo Sebastian, Joolian! Thuh Grate Nip Rescue
Fanks!
"squiffer" wrote in message ... Hey, welkum. Jump aboard Einstein : Weze heer! Meowmiez toonaplayss iz eetin hur brayn an she duzzint haf tyme : to be ower sekretari. ( : : Sebastian anna Joolian : yo, Sebastian, Joolian Hawl yore buts in here. : Red Rory : : Hey Sebastian and Joolian, I'm outside your house, ready to pick you up. : : Are you ready? : : : : Chester : : : : Whatever you think would be useful. Any food you want to eat and : share. : : We brought a lot of pizzas. : : : : Chester, Clarence and Nathan : : : : Wut shud we bring? : : : : Sebastian anna Joolian : : : : "clowdercat" wrote in message : : .net... : : Hey Sebastian and Joolian, are you in Texas yet? We're just about : to : : Red Rory and Einstein's house and we'll be landing in a few minutes. : : : : We have room on each of these for a pilot, 6 or 8 cats and whatever : we : : need to pack. We have room in the luggage compartments for whatever : you : : bring. : : : : Chester, Clarence and Nathan : : : : Hell no you ain't - we jest waitin fur Storm or Clarence or sumkat : with a : : plane ta git us ta Catifurriya. I be Red Rory. Yu kin wait wit us - : won : : be : : long. : : Red Rory : : : : Sure, notta problem fellas and waitaminit.... er...wood dat be : fella : and : : ladee? : : Einstein : : : : : Catifurrniya? Oh we iz sooo fur behind! : : : : : : Sebastian anna Joolian : : : : : : Waaaaaaaay down in Central Texas, 2 tuff kats hunker down in : sum : : Indian : : : grass and plot. Einstein is a long haired hyuge Black Maine : Coon, : : the : : : brains : : : of the outfit. Red Rory is a hyuge red cat tuff and violent, : from : : the : : : mean : : : fields of rural Texas. : : : : : : Einstein whispers : : : : : : Psst, guys, Jest herd sumthing wild. Ya' know that hyuge patch : of : : : bio-engineered nip Sumkat been growin in Southern Catifornia? : Well : : Sumkat : : : skedaddled cuz hiz tail got singed. Stoopid coward (Einstein : spits : : his : : : contempt) But it's gudgud fur us cuz we kin git it and sell it : and : : munch : : : it : : : an smoke it and... : : : (Einstein's eyes roll into the back of his head with delight) : : : : : : Ain't no kat nefur, dont want sum of dat primo stuff. Me too. : But we : : : gonna : : : need help. : : : Red Rory : : : : : : Three cats hear on the telepathic relay that they're going to : be : a : : nip : : : rescue in Catifornia. They pack their new purrsonal flying : : hoovercraft : : : and jump on. They rev up the motors. : : : : : : Are you ready to go, Clarence? - Chester : : : : : : Yes. Are you, Nathan? - Clarence : : : : : : Yes. Let's get flying! - Nathan : : : : : : The three cats push the UP buttons on their hoovercraft. Each : cat's : : : hoovercraft jumps into the air. They turn the hoovercraft : southwest : : to : : : go to Texas. : : : : : : : : |
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Yo Sebastian, Joolian! Thuh Grate Nip Rescue
That's mean! I'll have a talk with her later, after we rescue Skye,
Storm and Hunter. Chester Fangu Chester! Meowmie had pizza tunite an brottid sum hom an din effen share it wif ussez. Now we get ti haf sum! Sebastian anna Joolian "ClowderCat" wrote in message ... Jump in. Have some pizza if you're hungry. Chester Weze heer! Meowmiez toonaplayss iz eetin hur brayn an she duzzint haf tyme to be ower sekretari. ( Sebastian anna Joolian "squiffer" wrote in message ... yo, Sebastian, Joolian Hawl yore buts in here. Red Rory : Hey Sebastian and Joolian, I'm outside your house, ready to pick you up. : Are you ready? : : Chester : : Whatever you think would be useful. Any food you want to eat and share. : We brought a lot of pizzas. : : Chester, Clarence and Nathan : : Wut shud we bring? : : Sebastian anna Joolian : : "clowdercat" wrote in message : .net... : Hey Sebastian and Joolian, are you in Texas yet? We're just about to : Red Rory and Einstein's house and we'll be landing in a few minutes. : : We have room on each of these for a pilot, 6 or 8 cats and whatever we : need to pack. We have room in the luggage compartments for whatever you : bring. : : Chester, Clarence and Nathan : : Hell no you ain't - we jest waitin fur Storm or Clarence or sumkat with a : plane ta git us ta Catifurriya. I be Red Rory. Yu kin wait wit us - won : be : long. : Red Rory : : Sure, notta problem fellas and waitaminit.... er...wood dat be fella and : ladee? : Einstein : : : Catifurrniya? Oh we iz sooo fur behind! : : : : Sebastian anna Joolian : : : : Waaaaaaaay down in Central Texas, 2 tuff kats hunker down in sum : Indian : : grass and plot. Einstein is a long haired hyuge Black Maine Coon, : the : : brains : : of the outfit. Red Rory is a hyuge red cat tuff and violent, from : the : : mean : : fields of rural Texas. : : : : Einstein whispers : : : : Psst, guys, Jest herd sumthing wild. Ya' know that hyuge patch of : : bio-engineered nip Sumkat been growin in Southern Catifornia? Well : Sumkat : : skedaddled cuz hiz tail got singed. Stoopid coward (Einstein spits : his : : contempt) But it's gudgud fur us cuz we kin git it and sell it and : munch : : it : : an smoke it and... : : (Einstein's eyes roll into the back of his head with delight) : : : : Ain't no kat nefur, dont want sum of dat primo stuff. Me too. But we : : gonna : : need help. : : Red Rory : : : : Three cats hear on the telepathic relay that they're going to be a : nip : : rescue in Catifornia. They pack their new purrsonal flying : hoovercraft : : and jump on. They rev up the motors. : : : : Are you ready to go, Clarence? - Chester : : : : Yes. Are you, Nathan? - Clarence : : : : Yes. Let's get flying! - Nathan : : : : The three cats push the UP buttons on their hoovercraft. Each cat's : : hoovercraft jumps into the air. They turn the hoovercraft southwest : to : : go to Texas. : : |
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Zizi! Calling Zizi Thuh Grate Nip Rescue
"ClowderCat" wrote in message . .. Ellie wrote: "ClowderCat" wrote in message ... Ellie wrote: "Zee" wrote in message ps.com... On Nov 8, 9:38 pm, "squiffer" wrote: Thank Bast, ZIZI yes I hear you YES !Got the coordinates. over Einstein YAY!! *liddle torbie jumps up and down* OK! GO! GO! GO! ~Suspicious looking pilot an co-pilot nod to one another as Storm, Skye an Hunter are held captive in thuh cargo area~ Purrlie, dis navigator may be trubbul. Yooz shuld get ridda hurz. Dont giff me a hard time, Benny, just steer. We gotta get dat nip an yooz shur cant reed a map! Storm, Skye and Hunter, do you need help? Do you need rescued? Nathan ~While muffled "ooomphs" filter through the vents in the plane, Purlie tries to keep a low profile by grunting and shaking his head~ Who's there? I heard some telepathic "ooomphs" coming from the plane. Nathan We're thuh pilots ooomph ooomph crash kabang an we dont need yore help oooomph CRASH Ka-thump! |
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Zizi! Calling Zizi Thuh Grate Nip Rescue
"squiffer" wrote in message ... : : Thank Bast, ZIZI yes I hear you YES !Got the coordinates. over : : Einstein : : YAY!! *liddle torbie jumps up and down* OK! GO! GO! GO! : : : : : : ~Suspicious looking pilot an co-pilot nod to one another as Storm, : Skye : an : : Hunter are held captive in thuh cargo area~ : : : : Purrlie, dis navigator may be trubbul. Yooz shuld get ridda hurz. : : : : Dont giff me a hard time, Benny, just steer. We gotta get dat nip an : yooz : : shur cant reed a map! : : : : Storm, Skye and Hunter, do you need help? Do you need rescued? : : : : Nathan : : Don care fur dis wun littul bit, Nate! I kin sense strange kats : Einstein : : Thet's more'n strange kats, Einstein, rememfur the Purranos? Shore do hope : it ain't thet gang agin. : Red Rory : : : Aw NO! : Purlie, putting his hand on his trusty skwirt boddle and nudging Benny tu do : thuh same Damm, Purlie Purrano, thet rotten can o'tuna. Einstein I know it's dem. I kin long distance smell Purlie!! Red Rory I beleeve ya', jest don figger we kin do one danged thing till we git there - it's owr nip they want. Buhleeve me they are NOT gonna git it Einstein Purlie enters, stage left.... awwwrite, yooz guyz fink yore so smart. Yeh, itz uz. Weze thuh Purranos an no catz mess wiff us, so shuddup an mebbe we wont throw yoo outta da plane. Benny, get offer heer an tie dem up before dey cuz enny trubbul. ~Purlie hold guns on Red Rory and Einstein and motions Benny toward the duct tape~ |
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Zizi! Calling Zizi Thuh Grate Nip Rescue
"ClowderCat" wrote in message . .. squiffer wrote: : : Thank Bast, ZIZI yes I hear you YES !Got the coordinates. over : : Einstein : : YAY!! *liddle torbie jumps up and down* OK! GO! GO! GO! : : : : : : ~Suspicious looking pilot an co-pilot nod to one another as Storm, : Skye : an : : Hunter are held captive in thuh cargo area~ : : : : Purrlie, dis navigator may be trubbul. Yooz shuld get ridda hurz. : : : : Dont giff me a hard time, Benny, just steer. We gotta get dat nip an : yooz : : shur cant reed a map! : : : : Storm, Skye and Hunter, do you need help? Do you need rescued? : : : : Nathan : : Don care fur dis wun littul bit, Nate! I kin sense strange kats : Einstein : : Thet's more'n strange kats, Einstein, rememfur the Purranos? Shore do hope : it ain't thet gang agin. : Red Rory : : : Aw NO! : Purlie, putting his hand on his trusty skwirt boddle and nudging Benny tu do : thuh same Damm, Purlie Purrano, thet rotten can o'tuna. Einstein I know it's dem. I kin long distance smell Purlie!! Red Rory I beleeve ya', jest don figger we kin do one danged thing till we git there - it's owr nip they want. Buhleeve me they are NOT gonna git it Einstein Nathan gets a telepathic fix on the location of the plane. He pushes the up button and the hoovercraft goes up almost to cloud level. He then pushes the fast button and puts both paws on the touchpads. He steers in the direction that his telepathic fix came from. Hey Purrlie... derez a UFO comin toard uz heer. Git in heer, Therez killer aliens in UFOs an I dont wanna meet dem ennytime soon. gasp! Whut is dat? Help! Purrlie!! Benny, in a state of near panic Benny, just shuddup and get in here. Itz prolley a weather balloon ur sumfing. You want dat nip or not? Purrlie, shaking his head and wondering why he ever brought along this brainless dude |
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Zizi! Calling Zizi Thuh Grate Nip Rescue
Ellie wrote:
"ClowderCat" wrote in message . .. Ellie wrote: "ClowderCat" wrote in message ... Ellie wrote: "Zee" wrote in message ps.com... On Nov 8, 9:38 pm, "squiffer" wrote: Thank Bast, ZIZI yes I hear you YES !Got the coordinates. over Einstein YAY!! *liddle torbie jumps up and down* OK! GO! GO! GO! ~Suspicious looking pilot an co-pilot nod to one another as Storm, Skye an Hunter are held captive in thuh cargo area~ Purrlie, dis navigator may be trubbul. Yooz shuld get ridda hurz. Dont giff me a hard time, Benny, just steer. We gotta get dat nip an yooz shur cant reed a map! Storm, Skye and Hunter, do you need help? Do you need rescued? Nathan ~While muffled "ooomphs" filter through the vents in the plane, Purlie tries to keep a low profile by grunting and shaking his head~ Who's there? I heard some telepathic "ooomphs" coming from the plane. Nathan We're thuh pilots ooomph ooomph crash kabang an we dont need yore help oooomph CRASH Ka-thump! You don't sound like Skye, Hunter or Storm. Who are you? Why do I hear all those noises in the background? Nathan, really suspicious and heading his hoovercraft towards the noises |
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Zizi! Calling Zizi Thuh Grate Nip Rescue
Ellie wrote:
"ClowderCat" wrote in message . .. squiffer wrote: : : Thank Bast, ZIZI yes I hear you YES !Got the coordinates. over : : Einstein : : YAY!! *liddle torbie jumps up and down* OK! GO! GO! GO! : : : : : : ~Suspicious looking pilot an co-pilot nod to one another as Storm, : Skye : an : : Hunter are held captive in thuh cargo area~ : : : : Purrlie, dis navigator may be trubbul. Yooz shuld get ridda hurz. : : : : Dont giff me a hard time, Benny, just steer. We gotta get dat nip an : yooz : : shur cant reed a map! : : : : Storm, Skye and Hunter, do you need help? Do you need rescued? : : : : Nathan : : Don care fur dis wun littul bit, Nate! I kin sense strange kats : Einstein : : Thet's more'n strange kats, Einstein, rememfur the Purranos? Shore do hope : it ain't thet gang agin. : Red Rory : : : Aw NO! : Purlie, putting his hand on his trusty skwirt boddle and nudging Benny tu do : thuh same Damm, Purlie Purrano, thet rotten can o'tuna. Einstein I know it's dem. I kin long distance smell Purlie!! Red Rory I beleeve ya', jest don figger we kin do one danged thing till we git there - it's owr nip they want. Buhleeve me they are NOT gonna git it Einstein Nathan gets a telepathic fix on the location of the plane. He pushes the up button and the hoovercraft goes up almost to cloud level. He then pushes the fast button and puts both paws on the touchpads. He steers in the direction that his telepathic fix came from. Hey Purrlie... derez a UFO comin toard uz heer. Git in heer, Therez killer aliens in UFOs an I dont wanna meet dem ennytime soon. gasp! Whut is dat? Help! Purrlie!! Benny, in a state of near panic Benny, just shuddup and get in here. Itz prolley a weather balloon ur sumfing. You want dat nip or not? Purrlie, shaking his head and wondering why he ever brought along this brainless dude Nathan sends a telepathic call for help to all the kitties who are in range. Chester and Clarence turn their hoovercraft towards where Nathan said he's hearing the noises. Cats on the ground start yowling telepathically that they want to help. |
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