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Mighty Hunters Club - first meeting
[As the holiday party continues, with kitties chowing down on wonderful
snacks and dancing to the music and playing games, Harri Roadcat adjusts one of the floor lamps to shine towards the top of the entertainment center. She then hops onto a bookcase, from there to the curio case, and from there to the top of the entertainment center. Once there she noses a stack of video tapes over the edge, and the clatter as they hit the floor captures the attention of all the kitties.] Hihi, efurrykitty. Fur doze I haven't met yet, I'z Harri Roadcat. Fangu all fur coming, and fanks to FluffyKitz fur da food and to Rebecca fur da MiceCream and Meowsicles. I'd like to call da furst meetin of da Mighty Hunters Club to order. To refresh efurrybodies memories, dis is a club fur kitties dat is mighty hunters. An a mighty hunter is defined as a kitty what experienced in huntin fings, or kitties what dreams of bein experienced in huntin fings. An da fings hunted can be real live outside fings like meowsies an leezards and birdies and mofs and flutterbys and buggies and stuff, or inside fings like stuffed meowsies an TurboScratchers and hoomin fingers and toes an bed mice and greeblings an infisible buggies and fings. I fink dat means dat jus about all kitties is eligibibibbile fur memfurship. I'z kind of fink dat we'z will be talkin bout our techniques fur huntin fings, and about what fings to avoid huntin, and tellin about our bestest huntin speriences. An of course haffin parties! I'z would like to suggest dat the firstest fing we oughts to do is lect ossifers, and wez mebbe ought to start wif purresident and vice-purresident. To start fings off, I'z would like to nominate miss OEJ, mineown co-founder, fur purresident. Would anykitty like to second da nomination? [Looking over the crowd, Harri sees Amelia raise her paw.] Ok, dat nomination is seconded. Who else would like to nominate a candidate fur any office? Harri |
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Mighty Hunters Club - first meeting
I wuz gonna nominate yoursef fur prezidint butted ifin you wantz minesef ta
do it fine ifin you will 'cept vice purizident, OEJ Harri Roadcat wrote in message news [As the holiday party continues, with kitties chowing down on wonderful snacks and dancing to the music and playing games, Harri Roadcat adjusts one of the floor lamps to shine towards the top of the entertainment center. She then hops onto a bookcase, from there to the curio case, and from there to the top of the entertainment center. Once there she noses a stack of video tapes over the edge, and the clatter as they hit the floor captures the attention of all the kitties.] Hihi, efurrykitty. Fur doze I haven't met yet, I'z Harri Roadcat. Fangu all fur coming, and fanks to FluffyKitz fur da food and to Rebecca fur da MiceCream and Meowsicles. I'd like to call da furst meetin of da Mighty Hunters Club to order. To refresh efurrybodies memories, dis is a club fur kitties dat is mighty hunters. An a mighty hunter is defined as a kitty what experienced in huntin fings, or kitties what dreams of bein experienced in huntin fings. An da fings hunted can be real live outside fings like meowsies an leezards and birdies and mofs and flutterbys and buggies and stuff, or inside fings like stuffed meowsies an TurboScratchers and hoomin fingers and toes an bed mice and greeblings an infisible buggies and fings. I fink dat means dat jus about all kitties is eligibibibbile fur memfurship. I'z kind of fink dat we'z will be talkin bout our techniques fur huntin fings, and about what fings to avoid huntin, and tellin about our bestest huntin speriences. An of course haffin parties! I'z would like to suggest dat the firstest fing we oughts to do is lect ossifers, and wez mebbe ought to start wif purresident and vice-purresident. To start fings off, I'z would like to nominate miss OEJ, mineown co-founder, fur purresident. Would anykitty like to second da nomination? [Looking over the crowd, Harri sees Amelia raise her paw.] Ok, dat nomination is seconded. Who else would like to nominate a candidate fur any office? Harri |
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Mighty Hunters Club - first meeting
On Thu, 01 Dec 2005 18:35:26 -0600, Stormmee wrote:
I wuz gonna nominate yoursef fur prezidint butted ifin you wantz minesef ta do it fine ifin you will 'cept vice purizident, OEJ Well, I'z jus a liddle tiny baby kitten, so I fink a more sperienced kitty would be better fur Purresident. But I'd be honored to serve as vie purresident. I'll take that as a nominication. Does anykitty second da nominification? [Ranger enthusiastically jumps up, waving both front paws in the air.] Ok, Ranger, I seez you. Da nominification is seconded. And I'z would like to nominicate Samuel fur secretary. I'z seen him take notes befur, an him takes good notes! {Ranger again starts jumping with both front paws in the air.] Ok, Ranger, I seez you again. Dat nominficationment is seconded too. How bout some more? Anykitty? |
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Mighty Hunters Club - first meeting
"Harri Roadcat" wrote in message news On Thu, 01 Dec 2005 18:35:26 -0600, Stormmee wrote: I wuz gonna nominate yoursef fur prezidint butted ifin you wantz minesef ta do it fine ifin you will 'cept vice purizident, OEJ Well, I'z jus a liddle tiny baby kitten, so I fink a more sperienced kitty would be better fur Purresident. But I'd be honored to serve as vie purresident. I'll take that as a nominication. Does anykitty second da nominification? [Ranger enthusiastically jumps up, waving both front paws in the air.] Ok, Ranger, I seez you. Da nominification is seconded. And I'z would like to nominicate Samuel fur secretary. I'z seen him take notes befur, an him takes good notes! {Ranger again starts jumping with both front paws in the air.] Ok, Ranger, I seez you again. Dat nominficationment is seconded too. How bout some more? Anykitty? well, i dunno if ennykitty else has ther i on tha pursishun, but kin i be ossifer of fuds? Meowmie says i is a liddl pig an wants to eat efferyfink, effen rubber bands, an i fink i would be a gud ossifer of fuds. otherwise i kin beossifer of huntin tvgreeblings. cos you reeely has to watch them, they kin b furry denjeros in hypnotizin meowmie at portant timz mango who neffer keeps his mouf shut unless there's fud innit |
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Mighty Hunters Club - first meeting
TV raizes hizown paw
Harri Roadcat wrote in message news On Thu, 01 Dec 2005 18:35:26 -0600, Stormmee wrote: I wuz gonna nominate yoursef fur prezidint butted ifin you wantz minesef ta do it fine ifin you will 'cept vice purizident, OEJ Well, I'z jus a liddle tiny baby kitten, so I fink a more sperienced kitty would be better fur Purresident. But I'd be honored to serve as vie purresident. I'll take that as a nominication. Does anykitty second da nominification? [Ranger enthusiastically jumps up, waving both front paws in the air.] Ok, Ranger, I seez you. Da nominification is seconded. And I'z would like to nominicate Samuel fur secretary. I'z seen him take notes befur, an him takes good notes! {Ranger again starts jumping with both front paws in the air.] Ok, Ranger, I seez you again. Dat nominficationment is seconded too. How bout some more? Anykitty? |
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Mighty Hunters Club - first meeting
Psssssttt, Harri, da MiceKreem an Meowsiklez (or howebber da hek Pitooonya
spells dat!) iz frum Pitooonya, not frum me. Rebecca, whispering "Harri Roadcat" wrote in message news Hihi, efurrykitty. Fur doze I haven't met yet, I'z Harri Roadcat. Fangu all fur coming, and fanks to FluffyKitz fur da food and to Rebecca fur da MiceCream and Meowsicles. |
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Mighty Hunters Club - first meeting
diz iza gud idermint, TV, waitin fur da votin ta be done so der kuuld be
huntin of da buffett tablez, meee wrote in message ... "Harri Roadcat" wrote in message news On Thu, 01 Dec 2005 18:35:26 -0600, Stormmee wrote: I wuz gonna nominate yoursef fur prezidint butted ifin you wantz minesef ta do it fine ifin you will 'cept vice purizident, OEJ Well, I'z jus a liddle tiny baby kitten, so I fink a more sperienced kitty would be better fur Purresident. But I'd be honored to serve as vie purresident. I'll take that as a nominication. Does anykitty second da nominification? [Ranger enthusiastically jumps up, waving both front paws in the air.] Ok, Ranger, I seez you. Da nominification is seconded. And I'z would like to nominicate Samuel fur secretary. I'z seen him take notes befur, an him takes good notes! {Ranger again starts jumping with both front paws in the air.] Ok, Ranger, I seez you again. Dat nominficationment is seconded too. How bout some more? Anykitty? well, i dunno if ennykitty else has ther i on tha pursishun, but kin i be ossifer of fuds? Meowmie says i is a liddl pig an wants to eat efferyfink, effen rubber bands, an i fink i would be a gud ossifer of fuds. otherwise i kin beossifer of huntin tvgreeblings. cos you reeely has to watch them, they kin b furry denjeros in hypnotizin meowmie at portant timz mango who neffer keeps his mouf shut unless there's fud innit |
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Mighty Hunters Club - first meeting
dey lukez gud , TV
Rebecca wrote in message om... Psssssttt, Harri, da MiceKreem an Meowsiklez (or howebber da hek Pitooonya spells dat!) iz frum Pitooonya, not frum me. Rebecca, whispering "Harri Roadcat" wrote in message news Hihi, efurrykitty. Fur doze I haven't met yet, I'z Harri Roadcat. Fangu all fur coming, and fanks to FluffyKitz fur da food and to Rebecca fur da MiceCream and Meowsicles. |
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Mighty Hunters Club - first meeting
On Fri, 02 Dec 2005 04:02:48 +0000, Rebecca wrote:
Psssssttt, Harri, da MiceKreem an Meowsiklez (or howebber da hek Pitooonya spells dat!) iz frum Pitooonya, not frum me. Rebecca, whispering Oops! Datz right, I forgetted! I'z sorry, Pitoonya and Rebecca. I'z din't mean to not gib credit where credit is due. Harri |
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Mighty Hunters Club - first meeting
On Fri, 02 Dec 2005 07:15:09 -0600, Stormmee wrote:
diz iza gud idermint, TV, waitin fur da votin ta be done so der kuuld be huntin of da buffett tablez, Ok, We'z gotz a nominification of Mango to be occifur of fudz, and itz been seconded by mineown brofur-in-law TV. Howz bout more nominications? Any kitty? Harri |
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