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Lady Di an Anti Befferly hab Gud Gnus



 
 
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Old August 17th 10, 04:14 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven
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Default Lady Di an Anti Befferly hab Gud Gnus

Efferywun gnows I wuv mine Ant Befferly, I hop. Shee wud com down an
reskyoo mee from da basemunt monnister offer on Wite Street befour wee
movd. An I fink she tokd Mommy Micki intoo movin frum ther, sew da
basemunt monnister wud weev me aloan.

An efferywun gnows shee haz a furry gnise an pritty an classee kittee
namd Lady Di, hoo lubs her an hoo she lubs neerly as mulch as she lubs
mee. Dey has been furry happee togethur an neow it has gotted
BETTERER.

Anti Befferly's toona job is neow letting her wurk at HOAM. She don'
haff to getted up so eerly. She is hom rite aweigh wen her wurk deigh
is offer. No mor long comyoot. An she is rite dere in her hom offus,
in her pajamus if she wants, wiff winnows shee can wook out ob an see
her neyborhood, an sum snaks an cofffee weneffer she wants an shee is
akshooly getting moar dunn an her bosses ar furry, furry happee wiff
da gnu aranjment.

Butted BESS ob awl, shee is der if Lady Di GNEEDS ennyfing or wans sum
skriches or petting or jus to tok for a bit. An shee is hom rite
aweigh affer wurk an don' weev so eerly in da morning. Lady Di iz
furry pleeeezd.

I wonner if Mommy Micki cud breeng hoam da nise peepl shee taks care
ub. Wee haff metted dem an we wike dem an dey wike usses, espechully
dey wike widdl Samantha.

hmmm

--
Sunrise, da PRITTY wun
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Old August 17th 10, 08:49 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Default Lady Di an Anti Befferly hab Gud Gnus

Dat iz nize but dont u fink da houze mite get a bitz krowded iffin u brings
all den nize peoplez in dere for all da timez. Piglett not much liking
company.
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
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Efferywun gnows I wuv mine Ant Befferly, I hop. Shee wud com down an
reskyoo mee from da basemunt monnister offer on Wite Street befour wee
movd. An I fink she tokd Mommy Micki intoo movin frum ther, sew da
basemunt monnister wud weev me aloan.

An efferywun gnows shee haz a furry gnise an pritty an classee kittee
namd Lady Di, hoo lubs her an hoo she lubs neerly as mulch as she lubs
mee. Dey has been furry happee togethur an neow it has gotted
BETTERER.

Anti Befferly's toona job is neow letting her wurk at HOAM. She don'
haff to getted up so eerly. She is hom rite aweigh wen her wurk deigh
is offer. No mor long comyoot. An she is rite dere in her hom offus,
in her pajamus if she wants, wiff winnows shee can wook out ob an see
her neyborhood, an sum snaks an cofffee weneffer she wants an shee is
akshooly getting moar dunn an her bosses ar furry, furry happee wiff
da gnu aranjment.

Butted BESS ob awl, shee is der if Lady Di GNEEDS ennyfing or wans sum
skriches or petting or jus to tok for a bit. An shee is hom rite
aweigh affer wurk an don' weev so eerly in da morning. Lady Di iz
furry pleeeezd.

I wonner if Mommy Micki cud breeng hoam da nise peepl shee taks care
ub. Wee haff metted dem an we wike dem an dey wike usses, espechully
dey wike widdl Samantha.

hmmm

--
Sunrise, da PRITTY wun



  #3  
Old August 17th 10, 11:10 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^,,^=
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Default Lady Di an Anti Befferly hab Gud Gnus

Oooooooo dat saowndz nise fur yew awl Sunrise. ai hoap efferfing wurkz owt.
We dunt git mutch if inny kompany heer.Luffs Mosey

Efferywun gnows I wuv mine Ant Befferly, I hop. Shee wud com down an
reskyoo mee from da basemunt monnister offer on Wite Street befour wee
movd. An I fink she tokd Mommy Micki intoo movin frum ther, sew da
basemunt monnister wud weev me aloan.

An efferywun gnows shee haz a furry gnise an pritty an classee kittee
namd Lady Di, hoo lubs her an hoo she lubs neerly as mulch as she lubs
mee. Dey has been furry happee togethur an neow it has gotted
BETTERER.

Anti Befferly's toona job is neow letting her wurk at HOAM. She don'
haff to getted up so eerly. She is hom rite aweigh wen her wurk deigh
is offer. No mor long comyoot. An she is rite dere in her hom offus,
in her pajamus if she wants, wiff winnows shee can wook out ob an see
her neyborhood, an sum snaks an cofffee weneffer she wants an shee is
akshooly getting moar dunn an her bosses ar furry, furry happee wiff
da gnu aranjment.

Butted BESS ob awl, shee is der if Lady Di GNEEDS ennyfing or wans sum
skriches or petting or jus to tok for a bit. An shee is hom rite
aweigh affer wurk an don' weev so eerly in da morning. Lady Di iz
furry pleeeezd.

I wonner if Mommy Micki cud breeng hoam da nise peepl shee taks care
ub. Wee haff metted dem an we wike dem an dey wike usses, espechully
dey wike widdl Samantha.

hmmm

--
Sunrise, da PRITTY wun



  #4  
Old August 18th 10, 07:45 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
meOwy
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Default Lady Di an Anti Befferly hab Gud Gnus

On Aug 17, 9:14*am, Will in New Haven
wrote:
Efferywun gnows I wuv mine Ant Befferly, I hop. Shee wud com down an
reskyoo mee from da basemunt monnister offer on Wite Street befour wee
movd. An I fink she tokd Mommy Micki intoo movin frum ther, sew da
basemunt monnister wud weev me aloan.

An efferywun gnows shee haz a furry gnise an pritty an classee kittee
namd Lady Di, hoo lubs her an hoo she lubs neerly as mulch as she lubs
mee. Dey has been furry happee togethur an neow it has gotted
BETTERER.

Anti Befferly's toona job is neow letting her wurk at HOAM. She don'
haff to getted up so eerly. She is hom rite aweigh wen her wurk deigh
is offer. No mor long comyoot. An she is rite dere in her hom offus,
in her pajamus if she wants, wiff winnows shee can wook out ob an see
her neyborhood, an sum snaks an cofffee weneffer she wants an shee is
akshooly getting moar dunn an her bosses ar furry, furry happee wiff
da gnu aranjment.

Butted BESS ob awl, shee is der if Lady Di GNEEDS ennyfing or wans sum
skriches or petting or jus to tok for a bit. An shee is hom rite
aweigh affer wurk an don' weev so eerly in da morning. Lady Di iz
furry pleeeezd.

I wonner if Mommy Micki cud breeng hoam da nise peepl shee taks care
ub. Wee haff metted dem an we wike dem an dey wike usses, espechully
dey wike widdl Samantha.

hmmm

--
Sunrise, da PRITTY wun


Yayyy fur Lady Di! Gnaow hur meowmie rite ware a meowmmie spoased to
be. rite ware da kittee can see hur an instwukt hur boutted wat to be
doink.

I hATe itted wenn mine meowmie leevs da house an goze in da out wifout
minesefl. Aldough itz twoo she took me wif hur tew da storr an itted
dint wurk out too well. I had to meow awl da tyme furry louwd
instwukting hur to go hoam. Now she sayz "i goink tu da storr doo yoo
want to go wif me?" an i jus look aweigh an iggnor hur.

I fink dere is a law bout dis. Dey braking da law wenn dey leev a
kittee beehynde. I wud cawl 911 butted den da meowmie wud be in jayl
an gnot atted hoam wif me.

Hmmf.
MeOwy
  #5  
Old August 19th 10, 06:41 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
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"MeOwy" wrote in message
...
On Aug 17, 9:14 am, Will in New Haven
wrote:
Efferywun gnows I wuv mine Ant Befferly, I hop. Shee wud com down an
reskyoo mee from da basemunt monnister offer on Wite Street befour wee
movd. An I fink she tokd Mommy Micki intoo movin frum ther, sew da
basemunt monnister wud weev me aloan.

An efferywun gnows shee haz a furry gnise an pritty an classee kittee
namd Lady Di, hoo lubs her an hoo she lubs neerly as mulch as she lubs
mee. Dey has been furry happee togethur an neow it has gotted
BETTERER.

Anti Befferly's toona job is neow letting her wurk at HOAM. She don'
haff to getted up so eerly. She is hom rite aweigh wen her wurk deigh
is offer. No mor long comyoot. An she is rite dere in her hom offus,
in her pajamus if she wants, wiff winnows shee can wook out ob an see
her neyborhood, an sum snaks an cofffee weneffer she wants an shee is
akshooly getting moar dunn an her bosses ar furry, furry happee wiff
da gnu aranjment.

Butted BESS ob awl, shee is der if Lady Di GNEEDS ennyfing or wans sum
skriches or petting or jus to tok for a bit. An shee is hom rite
aweigh affer wurk an don' weev so eerly in da morning. Lady Di iz
furry pleeeezd.

I wonner if Mommy Micki cud breeng hoam da nise peepl shee taks care
ub. Wee haff metted dem an we wike dem an dey wike usses, espechully
dey wike widdl Samantha.

hmmm

--
Sunrise, da PRITTY wun


Yayyy fur Lady Di! Gnaow hur meowmie rite ware a meowmmie spoased to
be. rite ware da kittee can see hur an instwukt hur boutted wat to be
doink.

I hATe itted wenn mine meowmie leevs da house an goze in da out wifout
minesefl. Aldough itz twoo she took me wif hur tew da storr an itted
dint wurk out too well. I had to meow awl da tyme furry louwd
instwukting hur to go hoam. Now she sayz "i goink tu da storr doo yoo
want to go wif me?" an i jus look aweigh an iggnor hur.

I fink dere is a law bout dis. Dey braking da law wenn dey leev a
kittee beehynde. I wud cawl 911 butted den da meowmie wud be in jayl
an gnot atted hoam wif me.

Hmmf.
MeOwy

------------
Da purroblim iz, wen day leef da heowz, dey get intu da metalmonztur an
driff ovv.
Neow, woize den ennytink in da woild iz dryfink in da metalmonstur, so I
kaynt go wiff.

Dere iz, howeffur uh pet stroller dat I wudint mynd bein in. It seemz tu
hav skreen windowz tu luuk at, and da hoomin pooshez it...
Hmmm..MEOOOWMEEEE, I WANT DAT!!!
--
Pitô.ônya

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Old August 19th 10, 09:54 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
meOwy
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Default Lady Di an Anti Befferly hab Gud Gnus

On Aug 19, 11:41*am, "Pi2nya AKA Sweetee"
wrote:
"MeOwy" wrote in message

...
On Aug 17, 9:14 am, Will in New Haven





wrote:
Efferywun gnows I wuv mine Ant Befferly, I hop. Shee wud com down an
reskyoo mee from da basemunt monnister offer on Wite Street befour wee
movd. An I fink she tokd Mommy Micki intoo movin frum ther, sew da
basemunt monnister wud weev me aloan.


An efferywun gnows shee haz a furry gnise an pritty an classee kittee
namd Lady Di, hoo lubs her an hoo she lubs neerly as mulch as she lubs
mee. Dey has been furry happee togethur an neow it has gotted
BETTERER.


Anti Befferly's toona job is neow letting her wurk at HOAM. She don'
haff to getted up so eerly. She is hom rite aweigh wen her wurk deigh
is offer. No mor long comyoot. An she is rite dere in her hom offus,
in her pajamus if she wants, wiff winnows shee can wook out ob an see
her neyborhood, an sum snaks an cofffee weneffer she wants an shee is
akshooly getting moar dunn an her bosses ar furry, furry happee wiff
da gnu aranjment.


Butted BESS ob awl, shee is der if Lady Di GNEEDS ennyfing or wans sum
skriches or petting or jus to tok for a bit. An shee is hom rite
aweigh affer wurk an don' weev so eerly in da morning. Lady Di iz
furry pleeeezd.


I wonner if Mommy Micki cud breeng hoam da nise peepl shee taks care
ub. Wee haff metted dem an we wike dem an dey wike usses, espechully
dey wike widdl Samantha.


hmmm


--
Sunrise, da PRITTY wun


Yayyy fur Lady Di! *Gnaow hur meowmie rite ware a meowmmie spoased to
be. rite ware da kittee can see hur an instwukt hur boutted wat to be
doink.

I hATe itted wenn mine meowmie leevs da house an goze in da out wifout
minesefl. *Aldough itz twoo she took me wif hur tew da storr an itted
dint wurk out too well. *I had to meow awl da tyme furry louwd
instwukting hur to go hoam. *Now she sayz "i goink tu da storr doo yoo
want to go wif me?" an i jus look aweigh an iggnor hur.

I fink dere is a law bout dis. *Dey braking da law wenn dey leev a
kittee beehynde. *I wud cawl 911 butted den da meowmie wud be in jayl
an gnot atted hoam wif me.

Hmmf.
MeOwy

------------
Da purroblim iz, wen day leef da heowz, dey get intu da metalmonztur an
driff ovv.
Neow, woize den ennytink in da woild iz dryfink in da metalmonstur, so I
kaynt go wiff.

Dere iz, howeffur uh pet stroller dat I wudint mynd bein in. It seemz tu
hav skreen windowz tu luuk at, and da hoomin pooshez it...
Hmmm..MEOOOWMEEEE, I WANT DAT!!!
--
Pitô.ônya- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


We got wun ob dose. A pink wun. Furry nise, as wong as da meowmie
pooshes yoo in da rite durrsecshun an no d*g neerby dat yoo hab to
hiss atted to keep aweigh. Itz a gud fing wunc inna wile sew yoo cud
see an smell sum ob da wirld wifout da metal monstur.
MeOwy (meowmiez note, she wants out after about 10 minutes)
 




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