A cat forum. CatBanter

If this is your first visit, be sure to check out the FAQ by clicking the link above. You may have to register before you can post: click the register link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below.

Go Back   Home » CatBanter forum » Cat Newsgroups » Cat community
Site Map Home Register Authors List Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read Web Partners

Jellicle Ball: DA GEST BOOK



 
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #191  
Old October 14th 06, 02:41 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Fo the House of Rennie
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 4
Default Jellicle Ball: DA GEST BOOK

Whi fangu Ember; yur tutu kynd.

Kissa


Ember wrote:

(orange cat brings Kissa's paw to his nose gently for a nosepawkiss)

Fangu, Kissa. you anf Ralph are wonderful hosts for the tayble.
Ember

"From the House of Rennie"

Welkum Ember. [Kissa holdz owt paw] Itz so nys tu see yu.

8 snip snip snip
  #192  
Old October 14th 06, 06:50 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
tension
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 25
Default Jellicle Ball: DA GEST BOOK


Ray or Fran wrote:
Those are furry gud pictures of youze all.

Puddi Cat


Aw fankz! Owrown sekretree had to tayke a piktcher
uv the piktcherz 2 git der olde piktcherz up der,
sew der iz sum flash iffekt butt allinall dey cayme
owt jist fyne.

--luthien

  #193  
Old October 14th 06, 06:54 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
tension
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 25
Default Jellicle Ball: DA GEST BOOK


The Clowder South wrote:
"tension" wrote:

Der Howce uv Abraham fangkz thee most kyndely 4 der onor
uv joyning der membrs onn dat wok, yess.

Ize lukin 4 Caitlin'z nayme butt der list iz sew bigg it musst
haff slipppt past. Iz it rood uv mee 2 menshun itt?

It iz most kynde uv U, Mietze, 2 tayke onn sich ann saad
task. Owrown howce iz der mostest apreshatif.

--luthien


Ohdeeer...no, not rood atall, I fink dere wuz a coppee-an-payste
mishap. Caitlin's brik is now rite ware it's supposd to bee.

Mietze


O fangkz sew muchly Mietze, itz furree kynde uv
yew 2 tink uv uss. Owrown hyoomaan sez dat
dey iz memembring der Jellicle Ball ovur der inn
dey hyoomaans arpeecee-ay wich iz furree nyce
uv dem.

--luthien

  #194  
Old October 14th 06, 06:55 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
tension
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 25
Default Jellicle Ball: DA GEST BOOK


Fo the House of Rennie wrote:
8 snip

Hay, Luthien, yew luk like me, wall, jist a liddle bit. Ize wite wif
grey but mine grey iz stripee. You can see mineownself at
www.clowder.net/cats/cats.html

Diz iz jist plain nip tea. Wud yew like sum? Itz furry refreshinging.

Ralph

O mine gudniss, wadda rezemblins! Luthien, yu dude luk a liddle bit
lyke Ralphee, but yu luk effen mor lyke mine liddle broffur Cyrus
Vincenzo Karma! Heez arownd heer sumware; Ize shur yewl bump intu him
befor tu long.

Kissa



O datz sew nyce...Ize feelin lyke Ize meeetin awl long lawst
phamblee heer 2nite!!

--luthien



Weez all famblee heer Luthien

Kissa


Aw datz sew nyce ting 2 say, Kissa. Uze furree
frendlee cat, wee lykes.

--luthien

  #195  
Old October 14th 06, 02:08 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
[email protected]
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 80
Default Jellicle Ball: DA GEST BOOK



Kissa, turning tu Ralphee - "arnt da liddle wunz kewt Ralphee"

Three kittens suddenly turn as one, standing still as statues. They start to back up behind Orangie, but Gabriella, bolder than the others, dips her head shyly and meows:

"Hello! Dis iz suck a beeyootiful pardee, we'ze glad da bigcats lettid
usses kume along. Is dere enny fud?"

  #196  
Old October 14th 06, 04:44 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
[email protected]
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 5
Default Jellicle Ball: DA GEST BOOK

Four kitties from Pencilvania dressed in all white togas arrive with a
sheltie d*g, a lovebird, and a conure. Chip, wearing a gold sash to
match his furs signs the guestbook first. Sapphire and Diamond walk up
to the guestbook next, paw in paw. They both look radiant in their
white togas with tierras of sapphire and diamonds. Barney is next. He
is wearing a green sash which matches his green eyes. He pulls Dakota
Brown (the sheltie) up to the guestbook. "Itz ok Dakota, yur allowed
tew pay yur respeks, thu kitties woant mind." Dakota Brown signs the
guestbook, and sheds a tear for his departed best friend, Pepsi. He is
holding a sprig of catnip - it was Pepsi's favorite. Lime (the
lovebird) and Sammie (the conure) are next. This is Sammie's first
Jellicle ball. She's a little scared of all the cats, but Chip
reassures her that they won't hurt her. They see their friends, the
Batson cats, and go to sit with them.

Batson Cats wrote:
Five Batson Cats step out of the teleporter and step up to wait in line to
sign the guestbook.
Mattie Marie stands in front of the line in her shimmering gold toga and her
gold leafed head piece adorning her Torbie head.
Simon Peter is next in his pure white toga with green silk embroidered on
the hem (to match his green eyes) and to compliment his lovely, long orange
furrs.
The brofurr cats, Max Spunkmeyer and Bobby Boo are next in matching sky blue
togas (to compliment their velvety black furrs) with fresh catnip wreaths
adorning their heads.
And lastly the lovely Mocha Dianne is resplendent in her stunning white toga
with cobalt blue threads embroidered throughout to make thousands of
intricate designs most of which are cats of course. On her head she wears a
lovely tiara of diamonds and sapphires... to match her lovely blue Siamese
eyes.

They've come to honor their friends Junior House of Koster and Pepsi House
of Newfield and all the other kitties who have passed on this last year.
Far, far too many names on the list. What a wonderful thing it would be if
there were no names to be called next year, only a party planned just to
celebrate lives begun or lives spared... but that will never be....
With sad hearts and tears, they sign the guest book and take their seats
with all the other's who have come to pay their respects....


"Ralph & His Clowder" wrote in message
...
[Ralph appears with Oz and VooDoo carrying a study but elegant table,
followed by Alice with a folded cloth of shimmering rainbow hues and
Kissa with the guest book and a plumed pen. After the table is arranged
to the lady cats' satisfaction, Ralph and Kissa stand for a moment,
tails entwined, and think of his sisfur Laura and her brofur Vinnie,
wedwinks reunited at the Bridj, who presided over the table for so many
years. They think, too, of all their family and friends at the Bridj and
wonder if they are celebrating as well.]

[Ralph takes the pen and signs boldly for his clowder before passing the
pen to his wedwink Kissa]

Ralph de Ralf, head of the clowder of the House of David, with Fred T.
Spawn, Clyde A. Gump, Eduoard J. VanTayle, Alice Ann Madre, and Jane Grey.


  #198  
Old October 14th 06, 10:06 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Ralph & His Clowder
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 73
Default Jellicle Ball: DA GEST BOOK


Alla catz ar cleffur, yew kno. Yew huminz shudnt effun tri tu
unnerstand. Ana, whut effur yew du, dont tri tu chanj eny uv Bonnie'z
wurk! We wudnt want yew tu splode ur nuthin.
Ralph, hoping Bonnie didnt add any troodur trapz

wrote:

I have no idea how Bonnie tricked out my computer and built her
teleporter. She was a very clever cat.

Bobcat


Ralph & His Clowder wrote:

Greetings, Bobcat. We hope yewr hed feelz beddur. I fink da teleporturz
du beddur wif catz.
Ralph & his wedwink Kissa



wrote:

Having finsihed his mint tea, Bobcat makes his way over to the Guest
Book and Signs in:

Bobcat, in Loving Memory of Shawnee's Bonnie, House of Ruskin

8 snip
  #199  
Old October 14th 06, 10:10 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Ralph & His Clowder
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 73
Default Jellicle Ball: DA GEST BOOK

Chip! Sapphire ana Diamond! Barney! Yew all luk grate. Rememfur me,
Ralph de Ralf?

Dakota, dont wurry, yew ar welkum heer since yew iz a frend uv catz. Ana
sew are yew, Lime ana Sammie.

Ralph, glad to see old friends


wrote:

Four kitties from Pencilvania dressed in all white togas arrive with a
sheltie d*g, a lovebird, and a conure. Chip, wearing a gold sash to
match his furs signs the guestbook first. Sapphire and Diamond walk up
to the guestbook next, paw in paw. They both look radiant in their
white togas with tierras of sapphire and diamonds. Barney is next. He
is wearing a green sash which matches his green eyes. He pulls Dakota
Brown (the sheltie) up to the guestbook. "Itz ok Dakota, yur allowed
tew pay yur respeks, thu kitties woant mind." Dakota Brown signs the
guestbook, and sheds a tear for his departed best friend, Pepsi. He is
holding a sprig of catnip - it was Pepsi's favorite. Lime (the
lovebird) and Sammie (the conure) are next. This is Sammie's first
Jellicle ball. She's a little scared of all the cats, but Chip
reassures her that they won't hurt her. They see their friends, the
Batson cats, and go to sit with them.

8 snip
  #200  
Old October 14th 06, 10:14 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Ralph & His Clowder
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 73
Default Jellicle Ball: DA GEST BOOK


Two black cats walk up to the table, hesitantly. They have not been
here for quite a while. Behind them walks an orange striped cat, who
has never attended before, and three tiny kittens gambole behind them.
"We'ze so happy to be able to come this year...." Pacobell looks around
to see who is here that might remember them. Charlie slicks back the
long hair of his mane, then disentangles a black and white kitten from
it.
Orangie just looks around in silent wonder. The kittens, Gabriella
(who has come to live with them forever), and Midnight and Starlight,
who are still looking for their onetruehome, are too busy playing
chase-the-tail to notice much of anything.
Charlie signs the book for all of them, sighing as he remembers past
years, when Chester led the group to the Jellicle Ball.


Oh mine gudniss; luk hooz here Ralphee. It'z Charlie an Pacobell!
Welkum welkum! Itz so furry nys tu see yu agin! Welkum tu yu tu
Orangie. An hoo dude weez hav heer - itz nys tu meetchew liddle
Gabriella, Midnight an Starlight. Wat luvlee naymz yu hav.

Kissa, turning tu Ralphee - "arnt da liddle wunz kewt Ralphee"


I memfur Charlie ana Pacobell! Hi guyz! Gud tu meet yew Orangie! Ana
yes, Kissa, doze kittenz ar cute az....az...kittenz!
Ralph, twitching his tail for the kittens to play with
 




Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Jellicle Ball: The Story of the First Jellicle Ball [email protected] Cat community 16 October 22nd 06 05:07 AM
Help with Lattice Balls? Rhino Cat health & behaviour 14 October 28th 05 10:58 PM
Jellicle Ball WELCOMING CEREMONY Pt 2 Arlene Knop Cat community 262 November 5th 04 12:07 AM
Playing Games With Mommy and Daddy CatNipped Cat anecdotes 138 September 26th 04 08:07 PM
Signing The Jellicle Ball Guest Book ChildFree23 Cat community 1 October 12th 03 05:16 PM


All times are GMT +1. The time now is 10:14 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.6.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright ©2004-2024 CatBanter.
The comments are property of their posters.