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#91
August 25th 06, 04:28 AM
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Lovable Louise: "No nepotism!"
We've tried to do that and mom ignores us!
Chester, Clarence and Nathan Stormmee wrote: I haz konvinced da hoomanz i haz a mental dizorder "EBS" so dey allatime makez sure da bottom ofda bowl iz covured kuz ifin dey duzint i howlz nonstop, we usta get more wet fudz dan we duz now butted dat iza efil tedz fault, Tiger, smug about his "EBS" ClowderCat wrote in message ups.com... Mom won't give us canned food at all. And she won't give us new dry food if the dishes are empty. We figure that they're empty if we can see the bottom. Chester, Clarence and Nathan Stormmee wrote: now diz iz one thing owr hoomaz duz rite betterer dan mozt hoomanz, we getz dry fud owt alla time, anna furm in at leazt 2 bolws so we duzint hafta wait long ta eat, Tiger, wishin der wuza canned fud set up like diz ClowderCat wrote in message oups.com... We have to nag our human all the time when we want more food!!! Chester, Clarence and Nathan Stormmee wrote: Tiger and Chester and TV nod in agreemint ClowderCat wrote in message ups.com... We agree! Getting more food is more important! Chester, Clarence and Nathan Sundance wrote: Da onliest hoomin fudz I getz is bred, so ennee time Meowmie haz sum I askz fur myown piece. Meowmie sez I duznt git more hoomin fudz cuz I has a "dellykit dijestiv sistim", but I fingk datz juss a ekskyoos: so whut if she hazta kleen up a liddle more hurk or poo afterwerd? Sundance "Stormmee" wrote in message ... dey sharez whutefur we wantz 'cept no oninz or chocolate, anna not muc atta time oh yeah anna no milk kuz it makez tiger anna OEJ hurke, we efin kan haf bread ifin we wantz... Chester, who is glad to have this home ClowderCat wrote in message ups.com... Do they share the roast pork too? Chester, who thinks he's starving to death Stormmee wrote: dey bringe roazt beazt, anna cheez anna yogurt, anna some kanz, butted i duzint kare bowt doze, anna lemme see, new turbo skratherz, dat wuz gud, anna lemme see,,, roazt pork, some gud stuffz, anna sometimez dey share dat roazt bezt, Chester ClowderCat wrote in message oups.com... That sounds really expensive. Did they come home with any other good things? Chester Stormmee wrote: I know der won't be aini in owr howze, soft kamed home furm da hooman fud plaze anna atta cheap toona fud plaze it wuz 4 dollarz fur 6 ownzes, Chester for TV who iz sleepin ClowderCat wrote in message ups.com... They look like a lot of fun. Do you think we can find some to play with? Chester Stormmee wrote: sorta lika straberri butte wif more seeds, it wuz kule ta play wif it onna kichin floor, TV ClowderCat wrote in message oups.com... What does it taste like? Chester Stormmee wrote: I eated one onze, TV, it wuz berri gud, ClowderCat wrote in message ups.com... Julie Porter wrote: Hey Onyx, a telepathic interface doesn't work that way. It only lets you communicate with the computer so you can send out messages to your friends or surf the web! Do you want one so you don't have to go through your human or try to type? Chester I want won. My humin is vurry unreliable. HoneyCat OK. Nathan can come over tonight to install it for you and show you how to use it. He'll also teach you how to install it so that when your human gets a new computer you can move it to that one. Chester A knew computer? Ide purrfurr dat she spent thuh money on mee. Fangu fur the technykal help. HoneyCat I agree. But she'll ignore what you want when that computer dies and get a new one. She might even do it before the computer dies! That's what mom does! Chester Gudniss! My momm has a furry old computer. She needs a knew one! HoneyCat Since it's so old, do you want her to get you a new one so you can communicate with us faster? Chester I wanna blakberry. It sownds yummie. HoneyCat Tell your human that. She should get you one if you want one! Chester 
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#92
August 25th 06, 05:28 AM
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Lovable Louise: "No nepotism!"
when i kamed here ta life i weited 6.5 powndz, mine frame iza same size anna
now i weitz 16 pwnds anna change, i wuz almozt starfed so dey liztenz when i sayz i iz hungri or afriad i amma gonna starf, I alzo eatz onna howr efur hour i iz awake, Tiger, who giggled whenna ted telled soft dat her anna furri spolied uses more dan herown katz iz spolied... ClowderCat wrote in message oups.com... We've tried to do that and mom ignores us! Chester, Clarence and Nathan Stormmee wrote: I haz konvinced da hoomanz i haz a mental dizorder "EBS" so dey allatime makez sure da bottom ofda bowl iz covured kuz ifin dey duzint i howlz nonstop, we usta get more wet fudz dan we duz now butted dat iza efil tedz fault, Tiger, smug about his "EBS" ClowderCat wrote in message ups.com... Mom won't give us canned food at all. And she won't give us new dry food if the dishes are empty. We figure that they're empty if we can see the bottom. Chester, Clarence and Nathan Stormmee wrote: now diz iz one thing owr hoomaz duz rite betterer dan mozt hoomanz, we getz dry fud owt alla time, anna furm in at leazt 2 bolws so we duzint hafta wait long ta eat, Tiger, wishin der wuza canned fud set up like diz ClowderCat wrote in message oups.com... We have to nag our human all the time when we want more food!!! Chester, Clarence and Nathan Stormmee wrote: Tiger and Chester and TV nod in agreemint ClowderCat wrote in message ups.com... We agree! Getting more food is more important! Chester, Clarence and Nathan Sundance wrote: Da onliest hoomin fudz I getz is bred, so ennee time Meowmie haz sum I askz fur myown piece. Meowmie sez I duznt git more hoomin fudz cuz I has a "dellykit dijestiv sistim", but I fingk datz juss a ekskyoos: so whut if she hazta kleen up a liddle more hurk or poo afterwerd? Sundance "Stormmee" wrote in message ... dey sharez whutefur we wantz 'cept no oninz or chocolate, anna not muc atta time oh yeah anna no milk kuz it makez tiger anna OEJ hurke, we efin kan haf bread ifin we wantz... Chester, who is glad to have this home ClowderCat wrote in message ups.com... Do they share the roast pork too? Chester, who thinks he's starving to death Stormmee wrote: dey bringe roazt beazt, anna cheez anna yogurt, anna some kanz, butted i duzint kare bowt doze, anna lemme see, new turbo skratherz, dat wuz gud, anna lemme see,,, roazt pork, some gud stuffz, anna sometimez dey share dat roazt bezt, Chester ClowderCat wrote in message oups.com... That sounds really expensive. Did they come home with any other good things? Chester Stormmee wrote: I know der won't be aini in owr howze, soft kamed home furm da hooman fud plaze anna atta cheap toona fud plaze it wuz 4 dollarz fur 6 ownzes, Chester for TV who iz sleepin ClowderCat wrote in message ups.com... They look like a lot of fun. Do you think we can find some to play with? Chester Stormmee wrote: sorta lika straberri butte wif more seeds, it wuz kule ta play wif it onna kichin floor, TV ClowderCat wrote in message oups.com... What does it taste like? Chester Stormmee wrote: I eated one onze, TV, it wuz berri gud, ClowderCat wrote in message ups.com... Julie Porter wrote: Hey Onyx, a telepathic interface doesn't work that way. It only lets you communicate with the computer so you can send out messages to your friends or surf the web! Do you want one so you don't have to go through your human or try to type? Chester I want won. My humin is vurry unreliable. HoneyCat OK. Nathan can come over tonight to install it for you and show you how to use it. He'll also teach you how to install it so that when your human gets a new computer you can move it to that one. Chester A knew computer? Ide purrfurr dat she spent thuh money on mee. Fangu fur the technykal help. HoneyCat I agree. But she'll ignore what you want when that computer dies and get a new one. She might even do it before the computer dies! That's what mom does! Chester Gudniss! My momm has a furry old computer. She needs a knew one! HoneyCat Since it's so old, do you want her to get you a new one so you can communicate with us faster? Chester I wanna blakberry. It sownds yummie. HoneyCat Tell your human that. She should get you one if you want one! Chester
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#93
August 26th 06, 01:47 AM
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Lovable Louise: "No nepotism!"
When we came here we weighed less than a pound! Mom gave us enough to
eat to become big cats but we were always starving to death!!!! Chester and Clarence When I came here I was about 5 months old and weighed about 2 pounds. I weigh about 10 pounds now! Nathan Stormmee wrote: when i kamed here ta life i weited 6.5 powndz, mine frame iza same size anna now i weitz 16 pwnds anna change, i wuz almozt starfed so dey liztenz when i sayz i iz hungri or afriad i amma gonna starf, I alzo eatz onna howr efur hour i iz awake, Tiger, who giggled whenna ted telled soft dat her anna furri spolied uses more dan herown katz iz spolied... ClowderCat wrote in message oups.com... We've tried to do that and mom ignores us! Chester, Clarence and Nathan Stormmee wrote: I haz konvinced da hoomanz i haz a mental dizorder "EBS" so dey allatime makez sure da bottom ofda bowl iz covured kuz ifin dey duzint i howlz nonstop, we usta get more wet fudz dan we duz now butted dat iza efil tedz fault, Tiger, smug about his "EBS" ClowderCat wrote in message ups.com... Mom won't give us canned food at all. And she won't give us new dry food if the dishes are empty. We figure that they're empty if we can see the bottom. Chester, Clarence and Nathan Stormmee wrote: now diz iz one thing owr hoomaz duz rite betterer dan mozt hoomanz, we getz dry fud owt alla time, anna furm in at leazt 2 bolws so we duzint hafta wait long ta eat, Tiger, wishin der wuza canned fud set up like diz ClowderCat wrote in message oups.com... We have to nag our human all the time when we want more food!!! Chester, Clarence and Nathan Stormmee wrote: Tiger and Chester and TV nod in agreemint ClowderCat wrote in message ups.com... We agree! Getting more food is more important! Chester, Clarence and Nathan Sundance wrote: Da onliest hoomin fudz I getz is bred, so ennee time Meowmie haz sum I askz fur myown piece. Meowmie sez I duznt git more hoomin fudz cuz I has a "dellykit dijestiv sistim", but I fingk datz juss a ekskyoos: so whut if she hazta kleen up a liddle more hurk or poo afterwerd? Sundance "Stormmee" wrote in message ... dey sharez whutefur we wantz 'cept no oninz or chocolate, anna not muc atta time oh yeah anna no milk kuz it makez tiger anna OEJ hurke, we efin kan haf bread ifin we wantz... Chester, who is glad to have this home ClowderCat wrote in message ups.com... Do they share the roast pork too? Chester, who thinks he's starving to death Stormmee wrote: dey bringe roazt beazt, anna cheez anna yogurt, anna some kanz, butted i duzint kare bowt doze, anna lemme see, new turbo skratherz, dat wuz gud, anna lemme see,,, roazt pork, some gud stuffz, anna sometimez dey share dat roazt bezt, Chester ClowderCat wrote in message oups.com... That sounds really expensive. Did they come home with any other good things? Chester Stormmee wrote: I know der won't be aini in owr howze, soft kamed home furm da hooman fud plaze anna atta cheap toona fud plaze it wuz 4 dollarz fur 6 ownzes, Chester for TV who iz sleepin ClowderCat wrote in message ups.com... They look like a lot of fun. Do you think we can find some to play with? Chester Stormmee wrote: sorta lika straberri butte wif more seeds, it wuz kule ta play wif it onna kichin floor, TV ClowderCat wrote in message oups.com... What does it taste like? Chester Stormmee wrote: I eated one onze, TV, it wuz berri gud, ClowderCat wrote in message ups.com... Julie Porter wrote: Hey Onyx, a telepathic interface doesn't work that way. It only lets you communicate with the computer so you can send out messages to your friends or surf the web! Do you want one so you don't have to go through your human or try to type? Chester I want won. My humin is vurry unreliable. HoneyCat OK. Nathan can come over tonight to install it for you and show you how to use it. He'll also teach you how to install it so that when your human gets a new computer you can move it to that one. Chester A knew computer? Ide purrfurr dat she spent thuh money on mee. Fangu fur the technykal help. HoneyCat I agree. But she'll ignore what you want when that computer dies and get a new one. She might even do it before the computer dies! That's what mom does! Chester Gudniss! My momm has a furry old computer. She needs a knew one! HoneyCat Since it's so old, do you want her to get you a new one so you can communicate with us faster? Chester I wanna blakberry. It sownds yummie. HoneyCat Tell your human that. She should get you one if you want one! Chester
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#94
August 26th 06, 04:44 AM
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Lovable Louise: "No nepotism!"
Win I came here I wayed 18 pownds.
I still way 18 pounds. Ekscuse me, I haf to go back to my dish. LeO When we came here we weighed less than a pound! Mom gave us enough to eat to become big cats but we were always starving to death!!!! Chester and Clarence When I came here I was about 5 months old and weighed about 2 pounds. I weigh about 10 pounds now! Nathan Stormmee wrote: when i kamed here ta life i weited 6.5 powndz, mine frame iza same size anna now i weitz 16 pwnds anna change, i wuz almozt starfed so dey liztenz when i sayz i iz hungri or afriad i amma gonna starf, I alzo eatz onna howr efur hour i iz awake, Tiger, who giggled whenna ted telled soft dat her anna furri spolied uses more dan herown katz iz spolied... ClowderCat wrote in message oups.com... We've tried to do that and mom ignores us! Chester, Clarence and Nathan Stormmee wrote: I haz konvinced da hoomanz i haz a mental dizorder "EBS" so dey allatime makez sure da bottom ofda bowl iz covured kuz ifin dey duzint i howlz nonstop, we usta get more wet fudz dan we duz now butted dat iza efil tedz fault, Tiger, smug about his "EBS" ClowderCat wrote in message ups.com... Mom won't give us canned food at all. And she won't give us new dry food if the dishes are empty. We figure that they're empty if we can see the bottom. Chester, Clarence and Nathan Stormmee wrote: now diz iz one thing owr hoomaz duz rite betterer dan mozt hoomanz, we getz dry fud owt alla time, anna furm in at leazt 2 bolws so we duzint hafta wait long ta eat, Tiger, wishin der wuza canned fud set up like diz ClowderCat wrote in message oups.com... We have to nag our human all the time when we want more food!!! Chester, Clarence and Nathan Stormmee wrote: Tiger and Chester and TV nod in agreemint ClowderCat wrote in message ups.com... We agree! Getting more food is more important! Chester, Clarence and Nathan Sundance wrote: Da onliest hoomin fudz I getz is bred, so ennee time Meowmie haz sum I askz fur myown piece. Meowmie sez I duznt git more hoomin fudz cuz I has a "dellykit dijestiv sistim", but I fingk datz juss a ekskyoos: so whut if she hazta kleen up a liddle more hurk or poo afterwerd? Sundance "Stormmee" wrote in message ... dey sharez whutefur we wantz 'cept no oninz or chocolate, anna not muc atta time oh yeah anna no milk kuz it makez tiger anna OEJ hurke, we efin kan haf bread ifin we wantz... Chester, who is glad to have this home ClowderCat wrote in message ups.com... Do they share the roast pork too? Chester, who thinks he's starving to death Stormmee wrote: dey bringe roazt beazt, anna cheez anna yogurt, anna some kanz, butted i duzint kare bowt doze, anna lemme see, new turbo skratherz, dat wuz gud, anna lemme see,,, roazt pork, some gud stuffz, anna sometimez dey share dat roazt bezt, Chester ClowderCat wrote in message oups.com... That sounds really expensive. Did they come home with any other good things? Chester Stormmee wrote: I know der won't be aini in owr howze, soft kamed home furm da hooman fud plaze anna atta cheap toona fud plaze it wuz 4 dollarz fur 6 ownzes, Chester for TV who iz sleepin ClowderCat wrote in message ups.com... They look like a lot of fun. Do you think we can find some to play with? Chester Stormmee wrote: sorta lika straberri butte wif more seeds, it wuz kule ta play wif it onna kichin floor, TV ClowderCat wrote in message oups.com... What does it taste like? Chester Stormmee wrote: I eated one onze, TV, it wuz berri gud, ClowderCat wrote in message ups.com... Julie Porter wrote: Hey Onyx, a telepathic interface doesn't work that way. It only lets you communicate with the computer so you can send out messages to your friends or surf the web! Do you want one so you don't have to go through your human or try to type? Chester I want won. My humin is vurry unreliable. HoneyCat OK. Nathan can come over tonight to install it for you and show you how to use it. He'll also teach you how to install it so that when your human gets a new computer you can move it to that one. Chester A knew computer? Ide purrfurr dat she spent thuh money on mee. Fangu fur the technykal help. HoneyCat I agree. But she'll ignore what you want when that computer dies and get a new one. She might even do it before the computer dies! That's what mom does! Chester Gudniss! My momm has a furry old computer. She needs a knew one! HoneyCat Since it's so old, do you want her to get you a new one so you can communicate with us faster? Chester I wanna blakberry. It sownds yummie. HoneyCat Tell your human that. She should get you one if you want one! Chester
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#95
August 26th 06, 05:35 AM
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Lovable Louise: "No nepotism!"
Stormmee wuz onliezt 9 ownzes now hersef is almozt 6 powndz anna dat iz alla
bigger her willz get, furry thinkz diz iza gud think kuz hersef jumpz on hizown showlderz alla time, Tiger ClowderCat wrote in message ups.com... When we came here we weighed less than a pound! Mom gave us enough to eat to become big cats but we were always starving to death!!!! Chester and Clarence When I came here I was about 5 months old and weighed about 2 pounds. I weigh about 10 pounds now! Nathan Stormmee wrote: when i kamed here ta life i weited 6.5 powndz, mine frame iza same size anna now i weitz 16 pwnds anna change, i wuz almozt starfed so dey liztenz when i sayz i iz hungri or afriad i amma gonna starf, I alzo eatz onna howr efur hour i iz awake, Tiger, who giggled whenna ted telled soft dat her anna furri spolied uses more dan herown katz iz spolied... ClowderCat wrote in message oups.com... We've tried to do that and mom ignores us! Chester, Clarence and Nathan Stormmee wrote: I haz konvinced da hoomanz i haz a mental dizorder "EBS" so dey allatime makez sure da bottom ofda bowl iz covured kuz ifin dey duzint i howlz nonstop, we usta get more wet fudz dan we duz now butted dat iza efil tedz fault, Tiger, smug about his "EBS" ClowderCat wrote in message ups.com... Mom won't give us canned food at all. And she won't give us new dry food if the dishes are empty. We figure that they're empty if we can see the bottom. Chester, Clarence and Nathan Stormmee wrote: now diz iz one thing owr hoomaz duz rite betterer dan mozt hoomanz, we getz dry fud owt alla time, anna furm in at leazt 2 bolws so we duzint hafta wait long ta eat, Tiger, wishin der wuza canned fud set up like diz ClowderCat wrote in message oups.com... We have to nag our human all the time when we want more food!!! Chester, Clarence and Nathan Stormmee wrote: Tiger and Chester and TV nod in agreemint ClowderCat wrote in message ups.com... We agree! Getting more food is more important! Chester, Clarence and Nathan Sundance wrote: Da onliest hoomin fudz I getz is bred, so ennee time Meowmie haz sum I askz fur myown piece. Meowmie sez I duznt git more hoomin fudz cuz I has a "dellykit dijestiv sistim", but I fingk datz juss a ekskyoos: so whut if she hazta kleen up a liddle more hurk or poo afterwerd? Sundance "Stormmee" wrote in message ... dey sharez whutefur we wantz 'cept no oninz or chocolate, anna not muc atta time oh yeah anna no milk kuz it makez tiger anna OEJ hurke, we efin kan haf bread ifin we wantz... Chester, who is glad to have this home ClowderCat wrote in message ups.com... Do they share the roast pork too? Chester, who thinks he's starving to death Stormmee wrote: dey bringe roazt beazt, anna cheez anna yogurt, anna some kanz, butted i duzint kare bowt doze, anna lemme see, new turbo skratherz, dat wuz gud, anna lemme see,,, roazt pork, some gud stuffz, anna sometimez dey share dat roazt bezt, Chester ClowderCat wrote in message oups.com... That sounds really expensive. Did they come home with any other good things? Chester Stormmee wrote: I know der won't be aini in owr howze, soft kamed home furm da hooman fud plaze anna atta cheap toona fud plaze it wuz 4 dollarz fur 6 ownzes, Chester for TV who iz sleepin ClowderCat wrote in message ups.com... They look like a lot of fun. Do you think we can find some to play with? Chester Stormmee wrote: sorta lika straberri butte wif more seeds, it wuz kule ta play wif it onna kichin floor, TV ClowderCat wrote in message oups.com... What does it taste like? Chester Stormmee wrote: I eated one onze, TV, it wuz berri gud, ClowderCat wrote in message ups.com... Julie Porter wrote: Hey Onyx, a telepathic interface doesn't work that way. It only lets you communicate with the computer so you can send out messages to your friends or surf the web! Do you want one so you don't have to go through your human or try to type? Chester I want won. My humin is vurry unreliable. HoneyCat OK. Nathan can come over tonight to install it for you and show you how to use it. He'll also teach you how to install it so that when your human gets a new computer you can move it to that one. Chester A knew computer? Ide purrfurr dat she spent thuh money on mee. Fangu fur the technykal help. HoneyCat I agree. But she'll ignore what you want when that computer dies and get a new one. She might even do it before the computer dies! That's what mom does! Chester Gudniss! My momm has a furry old computer. She needs a knew one! HoneyCat Since it's so old, do you want her to get you a new one so you can communicate with us faster? Chester I wanna blakberry. It sownds yummie. HoneyCat Tell your human that. She should get you one if you want one! Chester
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#96
August 26th 06, 05:37 AM
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Lovable Louise: "No nepotism!"
I shulda been 16 pwndz butted i wuz starfed so it makez me anxious ifin da
bowlz showz itselfz bottom, diz iz NOT 'lowed, Tiger Julie Porter wrote in message hlink.net... Win I came here I wayed 18 pownds. I still way 18 pounds. Ekscuse me, I haf to go back to my dish. LeO When we came here we weighed less than a pound! Mom gave us enough to eat to become big cats but we were always starving to death!!!! Chester and Clarence When I came here I was about 5 months old and weighed about 2 pounds. I weigh about 10 pounds now! Nathan Stormmee wrote: when i kamed here ta life i weited 6.5 powndz, mine frame iza same size anna now i weitz 16 pwnds anna change, i wuz almozt starfed so dey liztenz when i sayz i iz hungri or afriad i amma gonna starf, I alzo eatz onna howr efur hour i iz awake, Tiger, who giggled whenna ted telled soft dat her anna furri spolied uses more dan herown katz iz spolied... ClowderCat wrote in message oups.com... We've tried to do that and mom ignores us! Chester, Clarence and Nathan Stormmee wrote: I haz konvinced da hoomanz i haz a mental dizorder "EBS" so dey allatime makez sure da bottom ofda bowl iz covured kuz ifin dey duzint i howlz nonstop, we usta get more wet fudz dan we duz now butted dat iza efil tedz fault, Tiger, smug about his "EBS" ClowderCat wrote in message ups.com... Mom won't give us canned food at all. And she won't give us new dry food if the dishes are empty. We figure that they're empty if we can see the bottom. Chester, Clarence and Nathan Stormmee wrote: now diz iz one thing owr hoomaz duz rite betterer dan mozt hoomanz, we getz dry fud owt alla time, anna furm in at leazt 2 bolws so we duzint hafta wait long ta eat, Tiger, wishin der wuza canned fud set up like diz ClowderCat wrote in message oups.com... We have to nag our human all the time when we want more food!!! Chester, Clarence and Nathan Stormmee wrote: Tiger and Chester and TV nod in agreemint ClowderCat wrote in message ups.com... We agree! Getting more food is more important! Chester, Clarence and Nathan Sundance wrote: Da onliest hoomin fudz I getz is bred, so ennee time Meowmie haz sum I askz fur myown piece. Meowmie sez I duznt git more hoomin fudz cuz I has a "dellykit dijestiv sistim", but I fingk datz juss a ekskyoos: so whut if she hazta kleen up a liddle more hurk or poo afterwerd? Sundance "Stormmee" wrote in message ... dey sharez whutefur we wantz 'cept no oninz or chocolate, anna not muc atta time oh yeah anna no milk kuz it makez tiger anna OEJ hurke, we efin kan haf bread ifin we wantz... Chester, who is glad to have this home ClowderCat wrote in message ups.com... Do they share the roast pork too? Chester, who thinks he's starving to death Stormmee wrote: dey bringe roazt beazt, anna cheez anna yogurt, anna some kanz, butted i duzint kare bowt doze, anna lemme see, new turbo skratherz, dat wuz gud, anna lemme see,,, roazt pork, some gud stuffz, anna sometimez dey share dat roazt bezt, Chester ClowderCat wrote in message oups.com... That sounds really expensive. Did they come home with any other good things? Chester Stormmee wrote: I know der won't be aini in owr howze, soft kamed home furm da hooman fud plaze anna atta cheap toona fud plaze it wuz 4 dollarz fur 6 ownzes, Chester for TV who iz sleepin ClowderCat wrote in message ups.com... They look like a lot of fun. Do you think we can find some to play with? Chester Stormmee wrote: sorta lika straberri butte wif more seeds, it wuz kule ta play wif it onna kichin floor, TV ClowderCat wrote in message oups.com... What does it taste like? Chester Stormmee wrote: I eated one onze, TV, it wuz berri gud, ClowderCat wrote in message ups.com... Julie Porter wrote: Hey Onyx, a telepathic interface doesn't work that way. It only lets you communicate with the computer so you can send out messages to your friends or surf the web! Do you want one so you don't have to go through your human or try to type? Chester I want won. My humin is vurry unreliable. HoneyCat OK. Nathan can come over tonight to install it for you and show you how to use it. He'll also teach you how to install it so that when your human gets a new computer you can move it to that one. Chester A knew computer? Ide purrfurr dat she spent thuh money on mee. Fangu fur the technykal help. HoneyCat I agree. But she'll ignore what you want when that computer dies and get a new one. She might even do it before the computer dies! That's what mom does! Chester Gudniss! My momm has a furry old computer. She needs a knew one! HoneyCat Since it's so old, do you want her to get you a new one so you can communicate with us faster? Chester I wanna blakberry. It sownds yummie. HoneyCat Tell your human that. She should get you one if you want one! Chester
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#97
August 26th 06, 07:33 PM
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Lovable Louise: "No nepotism!"
Dats fritening! Yu doant wanna see da bottom of da bole, no sir.
LeO "Stormmee" wrote in message ... I shulda been 16 pwndz butted i wuz starfed so it makez me anxious ifin da bowlz showz itselfz bottom, diz iz NOT 'lowed, Tiger Julie Porter wrote in message hlink.net... Win I came here I wayed 18 pownds. I still way 18 pounds. Ekscuse me, I haf to go back to my dish. LeO When we came here we weighed less than a pound! Mom gave us enough to eat to become big cats but we were always starving to death!!!! Chester and Clarence When I came here I was about 5 months old and weighed about 2 pounds. I weigh about 10 pounds now! Nathan Stormmee wrote: when i kamed here ta life i weited 6.5 powndz, mine frame iza same size anna now i weitz 16 pwnds anna change, i wuz almozt starfed so dey liztenz when i sayz i iz hungri or afriad i amma gonna starf, I alzo eatz onna howr efur hour i iz awake, Tiger, who giggled whenna ted telled soft dat her anna furri spolied uses more dan herown katz iz spolied... ClowderCat wrote in message oups.com... We've tried to do that and mom ignores us! Chester, Clarence and Nathan Stormmee wrote: I haz konvinced da hoomanz i haz a mental dizorder "EBS" so dey allatime makez sure da bottom ofda bowl iz covured kuz ifin dey duzint i howlz nonstop, we usta get more wet fudz dan we duz now butted dat iza efil tedz fault, Tiger, smug about his "EBS" ClowderCat wrote in message ups.com... Mom won't give us canned food at all. And she won't give us new dry food if the dishes are empty. We figure that they're empty if we can see the bottom. Chester, Clarence and Nathan Stormmee wrote: now diz iz one thing owr hoomaz duz rite betterer dan mozt hoomanz, we getz dry fud owt alla time, anna furm in at leazt 2 bolws so we duzint hafta wait long ta eat, Tiger, wishin der wuza canned fud set up like diz ClowderCat wrote in message oups.com... We have to nag our human all the time when we want more food!!! Chester, Clarence and Nathan Stormmee wrote: Tiger and Chester and TV nod in agreemint ClowderCat wrote in message ups.com... We agree! Getting more food is more important! Chester, Clarence and Nathan Sundance wrote: Da onliest hoomin fudz I getz is bred, so ennee time Meowmie haz sum I askz fur myown piece. Meowmie sez I duznt git more hoomin fudz cuz I has a "dellykit dijestiv sistim", but I fingk datz juss a ekskyoos: so whut if she hazta kleen up a liddle more hurk or poo afterwerd? Sundance "Stormmee" wrote in message ... dey sharez whutefur we wantz 'cept no oninz or chocolate, anna not muc atta time oh yeah anna no milk kuz it makez tiger anna OEJ hurke, we efin kan haf bread ifin we wantz... Chester, who is glad to have this home ClowderCat wrote in message ups.com... Do they share the roast pork too? Chester, who thinks he's starving to death Stormmee wrote: dey bringe roazt beazt, anna cheez anna yogurt, anna some kanz, butted i duzint kare bowt doze, anna lemme see, new turbo skratherz, dat wuz gud, anna lemme see,,, roazt pork, some gud stuffz, anna sometimez dey share dat roazt bezt, Chester ClowderCat wrote in message oups.com... That sounds really expensive. Did they come home with any other good things? Chester Stormmee wrote: I know der won't be aini in owr howze, soft kamed home furm da hooman fud plaze anna atta cheap toona fud plaze it wuz 4 dollarz fur 6 ownzes, Chester for TV who iz sleepin ClowderCat wrote in message ups.com... They look like a lot of fun. Do you think we can find some to play with? Chester Stormmee wrote: sorta lika straberri butte wif more seeds, it wuz kule ta play wif it onna kichin floor, TV ClowderCat wrote in message oups.com... What does it taste like? Chester Stormmee wrote: I eated one onze, TV, it wuz berri gud, ClowderCat wrote in message ups.com... Julie Porter wrote: Hey Onyx, a telepathic interface doesn't work that way. It only lets you communicate with the computer so you can send out messages to your friends or surf the web! Do you want one so you don't have to go through your human or try to type? Chester I want won. My humin is vurry unreliable. HoneyCat OK. Nathan can come over tonight to install it for you and show you how to use it. He'll also teach you how to install it so that when your human gets a new computer you can move it to that one. Chester A knew computer? Ide purrfurr dat she spent thuh money on mee. Fangu fur the technykal help. HoneyCat I agree. But she'll ignore what you want when that computer dies and get a new one. She might even do it before the computer dies! That's what mom does! Chester Gudniss! My momm has a furry old computer. She needs a knew one! HoneyCat Since it's so old, do you want her to get you a new one so you can communicate with us faster? Chester I wanna blakberry. It sownds yummie. HoneyCat Tell your human that. She should get you one if you want one! Chester
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#98
August 27th 06, 04:28 AM
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Lovable Louise: "No nepotism!"
Um... furkids??? Um... I'm not trying to pick on any hoomin or kitty
at all here, since we all make mistakes and forget and whatnot, from time to time, but do you kitties think you could maybe do a better job of getting your hoomin to cut and paste better when they are replying to something that's been said in the community?? Fangu. It's just that there were probably 150 lines of text and a thousand carets (the little thingys... not food) in this post, and it gets tedious to read. Having said that, I am no saint, either. I forget to cut and paste and whatnot, even posts with 130 lines and I'm just replying to a post with one or two lines. We all do it from time to time. I just think we could use a gentle reminder every once in a while, too. --- Unca Cory, hopin' nokitty or hoomin takes this the wrong way... Julie Porter wrote: Dats fritening! Yu doant wanna see da bottom of da bole, no sir. LeO Eggspayshully iffin it'z gottid Fansee Feetz innitzownself! --- Onyx, wishin' dere wuz a weigh tu awtoematikally dispense da Fansee Feetz wen it'z awl gone...
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#99
August 27th 06, 07:31 PM
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Lovable Louise: "No nepotism!"
moztly mine hoomanz iz gud bowt keepin it cofurred, Tiger, who iz adamenint
'bowt diz here rule Julie Porter wrote in message k.net... Dats fritening! Yu doant wanna see da bottom of da bole, no sir. LeO "Stormmee" wrote in message ... I shulda been 16 pwndz butted i wuz starfed so it makez me anxious ifin da bowlz showz itselfz bottom, diz iz NOT 'lowed, Tiger Julie Porter wrote in message hlink.net... Win I came here I wayed 18 pownds. I still way 18 pounds. Ekscuse me, I haf to go back to my dish. LeO When we came here we weighed less than a pound! Mom gave us enough to eat to become big cats but we were always starving to death!!!! Chester and Clarence When I came here I was about 5 months old and weighed about 2 pounds. I weigh about 10 pounds now! Nathan Stormmee wrote: when i kamed here ta life i weited 6.5 powndz, mine frame iza same size anna now i weitz 16 pwnds anna change, i wuz almozt starfed so dey liztenz when i sayz i iz hungri or afriad i amma gonna starf, I alzo eatz onna howr efur hour i iz awake, Tiger, who giggled whenna ted telled soft dat her anna furri spolied uses more dan herown katz iz spolied... ClowderCat wrote in message oups.com... We've tried to do that and mom ignores us! Chester, Clarence and Nathan Stormmee wrote: I haz konvinced da hoomanz i haz a mental dizorder "EBS" so dey allatime makez sure da bottom ofda bowl iz covured kuz ifin dey duzint i howlz nonstop, we usta get more wet fudz dan we duz now butted dat iza efil tedz fault, Tiger, smug about his "EBS" ClowderCat wrote in message ups.com... Mom won't give us canned food at all. And she won't give us new dry food if the dishes are empty. We figure that they're empty if we can see the bottom. Chester, Clarence and Nathan Stormmee wrote: now diz iz one thing owr hoomaz duz rite betterer dan mozt hoomanz, we getz dry fud owt alla time, anna furm in at leazt 2 bolws so we duzint hafta wait long ta eat, Tiger, wishin der wuza canned fud set up like diz ClowderCat wrote in message oups.com... We have to nag our human all the time when we want more food!!! Chester, Clarence and Nathan Stormmee wrote: Tiger and Chester and TV nod in agreemint ClowderCat wrote in message ups.com... We agree! Getting more food is more important! Chester, Clarence and Nathan Sundance wrote: Da onliest hoomin fudz I getz is bred, so ennee time Meowmie haz sum I askz fur myown piece. Meowmie sez I duznt git more hoomin fudz cuz I has a "dellykit dijestiv sistim", but I fingk datz juss a ekskyoos: so whut if she hazta kleen up a liddle more hurk or poo afterwerd? Sundance "Stormmee" wrote in message ... dey sharez whutefur we wantz 'cept no oninz or chocolate, anna not muc atta time oh yeah anna no milk kuz it makez tiger anna OEJ hurke, we efin kan haf bread ifin we wantz... Chester, who is glad to have this home ClowderCat wrote in message ups.com... Do they share the roast pork too? Chester, who thinks he's starving to death Stormmee wrote: dey bringe roazt beazt, anna cheez anna yogurt, anna some kanz, butted i duzint kare bowt doze, anna lemme see, new turbo skratherz, dat wuz gud, anna lemme see,,, roazt pork, some gud stuffz, anna sometimez dey share dat roazt bezt, Chester ClowderCat wrote in message oups.com... That sounds really expensive. Did they come home with any other good things? Chester Stormmee wrote: I know der won't be aini in owr howze, soft kamed home furm da hooman fud plaze anna atta cheap toona fud plaze it wuz 4 dollarz fur 6 ownzes, Chester for TV who iz sleepin ClowderCat wrote in message ups.com... They look like a lot of fun. Do you think we can find some to play with? Chester Stormmee wrote: sorta lika straberri butte wif more seeds, it wuz kule ta play wif it onna kichin floor, TV ClowderCat wrote in message oups.com... What does it taste like? Chester Stormmee wrote: I eated one onze, TV, it wuz berri gud, ClowderCat wrote in message ups.com... Julie Porter wrote: Hey Onyx, a telepathic interface doesn't work that way. It only lets you communicate with the computer so you can send out messages to your friends or surf the web! Do you want one so you don't have to go through your human or try to type? Chester I want won. My humin is vurry unreliable. HoneyCat OK. Nathan can come over tonight to install it for you and show you how to use it. He'll also teach you how to install it so that when your human gets a new computer you can move it to that one. Chester A knew computer? Ide purrfurr dat she spent thuh money on mee. Fangu fur the technykal help. HoneyCat I agree. But she'll ignore what you want when that computer dies and get a new one. She might even do it before the computer dies! That's what mom does! Chester Gudniss! My momm has a furry old computer. She needs a knew one! HoneyCat Since it's so old, do you want her to get you a new one so you can communicate with us faster? Chester I wanna blakberry. It sownds yummie. HoneyCat Tell your human that. She should get you one if you want one! Chester
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#100
August 27th 06, 07:33 PM
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Lovable Louise: "No nepotism!"
we puricitez diz butted wantz yourownsefta know owr softz screen reader iz
meanmean anna duzint 'low herta cut anna pazte veri ez, Tiger, hopin unka corey unnerstandz Cory wrote in message ups.com... Um... furkids??? Um... I'm not trying to pick on any hoomin or kitty at all here, since we all make mistakes and forget and whatnot, from time to time, but do you kitties think you could maybe do a better job of getting your hoomin to cut and paste better when they are replying to something that's been said in the community?? Fangu. It's just that there were probably 150 lines of text and a thousand carets (the little thingys... not food) in this post, and it gets tedious to read. Having said that, I am no saint, either. I forget to cut and paste and whatnot, even posts with 130 lines and I'm just replying to a post with one or two lines. We all do it from time to time. I just think we could use a gentle reminder every once in a while, too. --- Unca Cory, hopin' nokitty or hoomin takes this the wrong way... Julie Porter wrote: Dats fritening! Yu doant wanna see da bottom of da bole, no sir. LeO Eggspayshully iffin it'z gottid Fansee Feetz innitzownself! --- Onyx, wishin' dere wuz a weigh tu awtoematikally dispense da Fansee Feetz wen it'z awl gone...
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