Ware is efurrybuddy?

Ray or Fran Tock wrote:

Weze got lots of storms down here Gretchen Marie, but weze cant blame them
for our absense.

Youze knowz, the perrenial secretary problem weze suffer from. Shez keepz
promising to keep up with effuryfing for us but shez keeps falling down on
her duties.

Even boot camp didn't help her much. What to do, what to do.

Punkins & Puddi Cat
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Gretchen Marie, wundering if efurrybuddy iz hiding frum thunderstormz

Do yew think e cud send them to sum kind of robot convershun place?
Then we cud just program them and they wud do wotefur we sed.

Gretchen Marie