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On Fri, 22 Oct 2004 12:19:59 -0400, "Stormin Mormon"
yodeled: Thanks for the compliment. Seeing as how I don't speak much Russian "Da" and "nyet" are the exent of it. Maybe I will have better luck with the kitties. Stormin: Come out here, kitty. Odessa: "I hope you have a hairball up your nose and die of an epiliptic attack in heavy traffic". What Stormin heard: Meow, purr purr. Stormin: Do you like Unka Stormin? Odessa: "You are worse than the rats that run across the Siberian desert. If you had any brains, you'd roll over and let me bite your stomach and see if that's all gas in there." What stormin heard: Purr, purr, meow. Hee hee, she curses like an Arab! Or a Jew from the shtetl-- "May all your teeth fall out except one, and that one have a toothache! May the Czar's dancing bear do the kazatsky on your stomach!" While *you* are like the dog in the famous "Far Side" cartoon-- "Blah Ginger, blah blah blah Ginger!" Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com |
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Kreisleriana wrote:
Or a Jew from the shtetl-- "May all your teeth fall out except one, and that one have a toothache! Now there's one I haven't heard. I'm saving it, as I am sure a good use for it will present itself sooner or later. While *you* are like the dog in the famous "Far Side" cartoon-- "Blah Ginger, blah blah blah Ginger!" More like the cat: "Blah blah blah blah blah blah..." ("Purr purr purr purr purr purr purr...") Joyce |
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Kreisleriana wrote:
Or a Jew from the shtetl-- "May all your teeth fall out except one, and that one have a toothache! Now there's one I haven't heard. I'm saving it, as I am sure a good use for it will present itself sooner or later. While *you* are like the dog in the famous "Far Side" cartoon-- "Blah Ginger, blah blah blah Ginger!" More like the cat: "Blah blah blah blah blah blah..." ("Purr purr purr purr purr purr purr...") Joyce |
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Kreisleriana wrote:
Or a Jew from the shtetl-- "May all your teeth fall out except one, and that one have a toothache! Now there's one I haven't heard. I'm saving it, as I am sure a good use for it will present itself sooner or later. While *you* are like the dog in the famous "Far Side" cartoon-- "Blah Ginger, blah blah blah Ginger!" More like the cat: "Blah blah blah blah blah blah..." ("Purr purr purr purr purr purr purr...") Joyce |
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Wow, you do understand Russian! Way to go, Sto'Mo!
Stormin Mormon wrote: Thanks for the compliment. Seeing as how I don't speak much Russian "Da" and "nyet" are the exent of it. Maybe I will have better luck with the kitties. Stormin: Come out here, kitty. Odessa: "I hope you have a hairball up your nose and die of an epiliptic attack in heavy traffic". What Stormin heard: Meow, purr purr. Stormin: Do you like Unka Stormin? Odessa: "You are worse than the rats that run across the Siberian desert. If you had any brains, you'd roll over and let me bite your stomach and see if that's all gas in there." What stormin heard: Purr, purr, meow. -- Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org www.mormons.com "Singh" wrote in message ... Stormin Mormon wrote: She still there? If hiding? maybe Unka Stormin can coax her out. Well you are good with the furkids, Sto'Mo'. She's still hiding much of the time, but she cusses less now when I do approach her. Odessa and Roxie were having an interesting conversation through the door, too; a well-mannered one, not drenched like cusswords like Mama uses on the phone. Blessed be, Baha |
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Wow, you do understand Russian! Way to go, Sto'Mo!
Stormin Mormon wrote: Thanks for the compliment. Seeing as how I don't speak much Russian "Da" and "nyet" are the exent of it. Maybe I will have better luck with the kitties. Stormin: Come out here, kitty. Odessa: "I hope you have a hairball up your nose and die of an epiliptic attack in heavy traffic". What Stormin heard: Meow, purr purr. Stormin: Do you like Unka Stormin? Odessa: "You are worse than the rats that run across the Siberian desert. If you had any brains, you'd roll over and let me bite your stomach and see if that's all gas in there." What stormin heard: Purr, purr, meow. -- Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org www.mormons.com "Singh" wrote in message ... Stormin Mormon wrote: She still there? If hiding? maybe Unka Stormin can coax her out. Well you are good with the furkids, Sto'Mo'. She's still hiding much of the time, but she cusses less now when I do approach her. Odessa and Roxie were having an interesting conversation through the door, too; a well-mannered one, not drenched like cusswords like Mama uses on the phone. Blessed be, Baha |
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Wow, you do understand Russian! Way to go, Sto'Mo!
Stormin Mormon wrote: Thanks for the compliment. Seeing as how I don't speak much Russian "Da" and "nyet" are the exent of it. Maybe I will have better luck with the kitties. Stormin: Come out here, kitty. Odessa: "I hope you have a hairball up your nose and die of an epiliptic attack in heavy traffic". What Stormin heard: Meow, purr purr. Stormin: Do you like Unka Stormin? Odessa: "You are worse than the rats that run across the Siberian desert. If you had any brains, you'd roll over and let me bite your stomach and see if that's all gas in there." What stormin heard: Purr, purr, meow. -- Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org www.mormons.com "Singh" wrote in message ... Stormin Mormon wrote: She still there? If hiding? maybe Unka Stormin can coax her out. Well you are good with the furkids, Sto'Mo'. She's still hiding much of the time, but she cusses less now when I do approach her. Odessa and Roxie were having an interesting conversation through the door, too; a well-mannered one, not drenched like cusswords like Mama uses on the phone. Blessed be, Baha |
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