Well it is official

"Lynne" wrote in message
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on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 15:53:43 GMT, "Matthew"

wrote:

I can now today officially use a senior citizen discount
Somebody tell me I am dreaming ;-)

Wow, happy birthday, Matthew! By your posts, I would have guessed you
were
a spry young man of 27!

--
Lynne

BIG KISS

I am 18 in my heart but my body reminds me I am over half a century old
plus some

On 2 Aug, 22:52, Sherry wrote:
On Aug 2, 10:53 am, "Matthew" wrote:

I can now today officially use a senior citizen discount
Somebody tell me I am dreaming ;-)

Happy Birthday, Matthew!!

In honor of this milestone birthday, I have a joke especially for you.
I actually thought of you when I first read it.
(Now, don't be offended; I'm pretty sure you have a good sense of
humor or I wouldn't post this)

An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years.
He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice: picnic tables,
horseshoe courts, a volleyball court, and some apple and peach trees.

The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond and
look it over, as he hadn't been there for a while.
He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with
glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-
dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and
they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, 'We're not coming out until you
leave!'

The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to
watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.
Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.'

Old men can still think fast.

Lol,
Excellent one, I enjoyed that one )
Sheelagh"o"

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"Lynne" wrote in message
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on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 15:53:43 GMT, "Matthew"

wrote:

I can now today officially use a senior citizen discount
Somebody tell me I am dreaming ;-)

Wow, happy birthday, Matthew! By your posts, I would have guessed you
were
a spry young man of 27!

--
Lynne

BIG KISS

I am 18 in my heart but my body reminds me I am over half a century old
plus some

Matthew, men don't even start getting good until 45.

on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 15:52:06 GMT, "cybercat" wrote:

Matthew, men don't even start getting good until 45

are you suggesting that I stop dating men who are 15+ years younger than
me?

--
Lynne

"Lynne" wrote in message
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on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 15:52:06 GMT, "cybercat" wrote:

Matthew, men don't even start getting good until 45

are you suggesting that I stop dating men who are 15+ years younger than
me?

No, just that you have good things in store. FWIW, my husband is not yet
45. By a few years.