I'ze caughted a REALLY BIG bug!

Mine sisfur Tabitha Fluffybutt and I was hunting in the wilds of de back
yard, and we saw dis funny-looking leaf on top of de gas meter. Since
I'z such a accomplished acrobat and pipe-walker, I jumped up to look at
it. When I put mine liddle nose close to sniff it, it MOVED! It was a
bug dat looked just like a leaf - and it was BIG! It was as least as big
an mineown paw.

So Tabitha and I catched it and bringed it into de house to play wif it.
We played wif it for a few minutes before it stopped moving. When
Meowmie and Purrpaw saw it dey though it was just a leaf. But when
Fluffybutt and I kept playing wif it they looked closer and was it was a
bug. Paw got us a jinglyballtoy to play with and picked up the buggy and
flushed it down the big white wet thing. Of all de nerve! After we went
to all de trouble to catch it....

Samuel R Kitten

Hoominz iz furryfurry meen anna stoopid a lotta da tyme. Dat'z wy it'z
sew furryfurryfurry impurrtint tu trayn dem rite, eggspayshully wen it
kumz tu fingz wike flushin' yurownself'z treshurz down da big wet wite
fingy.

--- Onyx

I'z decided that I'z going to show my hoomins how gudgud a hunter I am
by catching a gophermouse like my sisfur Amelia did. But I fink I'll
maybe eat it instead of letting it go. I wonder how gophermouse tastes?

Sammy

Hoomanz jus doez notted preciate ourz huntin bilities, Tiger with five other
cats nodding in greement
Samuel Redkitten wrote in message
...
Mine sisfur Tabitha Fluffybutt and I was hunting in the wilds of de back
yard, and we saw dis funny-looking leaf on top of de gas meter. Since
I'z such a accomplished acrobat and pipe-walker, I jumped up to look at
it. When I put mine liddle nose close to sniff it, it MOVED! It was a
bug dat looked just like a leaf - and it was BIG! It was as least as big
an mineown paw.

So Tabitha and I catched it and bringed it into de house to play wif it.
We played wif it for a few minutes before it stopped moving. When
Meowmie and Purrpaw saw it dey though it was just a leaf. But when
Fluffybutt and I kept playing wif it they looked closer and was it was a
bug. Paw got us a jinglyballtoy to play with and picked up the buggy and
flushed it down the big white wet thing. Of all de nerve! After we went
to all de trouble to catch it....

Samuel R Kitten

Hoomanz jus doez notted preciate ourz huntin bilities, Tiger with five other
cats nodding in greement
Samuel Redkitten wrote in message
...
Mine sisfur Tabitha Fluffybutt and I was hunting in the wilds of de back
yard, and we saw dis funny-looking leaf on top of de gas meter. Since
I'z such a accomplished acrobat and pipe-walker, I jumped up to look at
it. When I put mine liddle nose close to sniff it, it MOVED! It was a
bug dat looked just like a leaf - and it was BIG! It was as least as big
an mineown paw.

So Tabitha and I catched it and bringed it into de house to play wif it.
We played wif it for a few minutes before it stopped moving. When
Meowmie and Purrpaw saw it dey though it was just a leaf. But when
Fluffybutt and I kept playing wif it they looked closer and was it was a
bug. Paw got us a jinglyballtoy to play with and picked up the buggy and
flushed it down the big white wet thing. Of all de nerve! After we went
to all de trouble to catch it....

Samuel R Kitten

Miss Violette wrote:
Hoomanz jus doez notted preciate ourz huntin bilities, Tiger with five other
cats nodding in greement

Boy, you'z sure right abouted that! My big sisfur Amelia catched dis
really big moffie - it was almost as big as me! - and bringed it in for
purrpaw and meowmie. All dey did was look at it, until Paw picked it up
and LET IT GO outside!

Sometimes I wonder why us furcats even boffer to hunt for dem at all....

Sammy Kitten

Miss Violette wrote:
Hoomanz jus doez notted preciate ourz huntin bilities, Tiger with five other
cats nodding in greement

Boy, you'z sure right abouted that! My big sisfur Amelia catched dis
really big moffie - it was almost as big as me! - and bringed it in for
purrpaw and meowmie. All dey did was look at it, until Paw picked it up
and LET IT GO outside!

Sometimes I wonder why us furcats even boffer to hunt for dem at all....

Sammy Kitten

I used to bring in birds to try and teach furry how to hunt, he never got
it, I never even bothered to try and teach soft, she is useless with
anything to do with fud. the only thing she ever does is clean our bowls,
and give us dry fud, Miss Violette
Samuel Redkitten wrote in message
...
Miss Violette wrote:
Hoomanz jus doez notted preciate ourz huntin bilities, Tiger with five
other
cats nodding in greement

Boy, you'z sure right abouted that! My big sisfur Amelia catched dis
really big moffie - it was almost as big as me! - and bringed it in for
purrpaw and meowmie. All dey did was look at it, until Paw picked it up
and LET IT GO outside!

Sometimes I wonder why us furcats even boffer to hunt for dem at all....

Sammy Kitten

I used to bring in birds to try and teach furry how to hunt, he never got
it, I never even bothered to try and teach soft, she is useless with
anything to do with fud. the only thing she ever does is clean our bowls,
and give us dry fud, Miss Violette
Samuel Redkitten wrote in message
...
Miss Violette wrote:
Hoomanz jus doez notted preciate ourz huntin bilities, Tiger with five
other
cats nodding in greement

Boy, you'z sure right abouted that! My big sisfur Amelia catched dis
really big moffie - it was almost as big as me! - and bringed it in for
purrpaw and meowmie. All dey did was look at it, until Paw picked it up
and LET IT GO outside!

Sometimes I wonder why us furcats even boffer to hunt for dem at all....

Sammy Kitten

Miss Violette wrote:
I used to bring in birds to try and teach furry how to hunt, he never got
it, I never even bothered to try and teach soft, she is useless with
anything to do with fud. the only thing she ever does is clean our bowls,
and give us dry fud, Miss Violette

Do you fink all hoomins are like dat? Mine sure are. Dey is good for
cleaning bolws, and putting out soft food and dry food, and cleaning
litter boxes, but dey sure don't know nofing about hunting.

Sammy

Miss Violette wrote:
I used to bring in birds to try and teach furry how to hunt, he never got
it, I never even bothered to try and teach soft, she is useless with
anything to do with fud. the only thing she ever does is clean our bowls,
and give us dry fud, Miss Violette

Do you fink all hoomins are like dat? Mine sure are. Dey is good for
cleaning bolws, and putting out soft food and dry food, and cleaning
litter boxes, but dey sure don't know nofing about hunting.

Sammy