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Old August 18th 06, 04:13 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Adam
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Default Allegra Speaks Her Mind

Fellow catizens! We are at a turning poynt in da history of Catmerica.
Da future of Catmerica hangs in da balance. We must decide which
kitty to choose tu be da next Chief Justicat uv Catmerica.

Let us look at da choices. We have Chester, who has a degree in
Catmerican law. He haz da qualifications. But he iz also da brofur uv
da Purresident of Catmerica. Dey share da same howse an da sayme
computer. He claims heze not influenced by his brofur. I grant him da
benefit uv dat doubt. But we all know abowt da chances uv compooter
problems, or da sekreterry bein sick or away, or enny uv da hundreds uv
uther reasons dat a kitty might not be able tu post tu RPCC fur a while.
Who is dere among us who haz never had dat happen tu dem? If Chester
were tu win da elekshun an dis shud happen, BOTH da Purresident an da
Chief Justicat wud be unable to post tu da RPCC. Da community wud be
totally wifout leadership. Dat iz just one uv da da problems we wud
face if Chester were elected Chief Justicat. Du we reely want tu risk
da chance uv such anarchy in da noosgroup?

Let us luk at da othur catnidate fur Chief Justicat. Louise iz an
independent thinker. She haz ten yeers experience bein a cat, and I can
say frum my pursonal experience dat she iz tough but fair. She is a
TGK, meaning she will have da moral strength tu make da difficult
decishuns. She wuz unanimusly elekted da purresident uv da Hurky Kitty
Club. If elekted, she will wurk closely wif Purresident Clarence tu
help keep Catmerica strong. An if fur enny reason wun uv da two uv dem
shud be unable tu post tu RPCC, da othur one will be dere tu solve da
problems an keep efurryone in line so Catmerica kin keep on track wif da
leedership dat haz been duly elekted.

Think bak on yur own aktivity in da RPCC. How menny times hav yu been
kept frum posting by pooter problems, ur sekreterry problems, ur bein
kept at da TEDs, ur just bein unable tu be here fur enny one uv hundreds
uv reasons. If Chester iz elekted, dat meens dat enny uv dose problems
wud leave RPCC wifout both a Purresident an Chief Justicat. Catmerica
wud be leaderless! Can enny uv us sit back an allow dis tu happen? A
vote fur Chester, qualified az he may be, means da future of Catmerica
will depend on a single compooter system, an who of us haz nefur had
compooter problems? A vote fur Louise iz a vote fur da safety uv da
guvernmint we haf worked so hard tu establish an maintain. Wy risk da
future uv Catmerica? I fink all uv us shud take dis elekshun wif da
utmost seriousness dat it desurves.

I cast my vote fur Louise. I hope each uv you will consider da
possibilities, an du da same.

Allegra, VC
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Old August 18th 06, 05:23 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Mine name iz Chester, notted da same one dat iz runnin, I lifez wif soft
anna furry, I thinkz we haza gofurment fur or kanveenze, we iz katz we
duzint need one so ifin da hoomanz pooter iz out of ordur fur awhile her
will getz it fized qwilki anna der willz be 2 katz pluz der brofer ta maker
doit, so diz iz not a big deal, alzo we haz knotrol of time so dat duzint
matter efur, owr howze all voted fur Chester anna we iz happi doinit,
Chester,... who duzint talk muc
Adam wrote in message
...
Fellow catizens! We are at a turning poynt in da history of Catmerica.
Da future of Catmerica hangs in da balance. We must decide which
kitty to choose tu be da next Chief Justicat uv Catmerica.

Let us look at da choices. We have Chester, who has a degree in
Catmerican law. He haz da qualifications. But he iz also da brofur uv
da Purresident of Catmerica. Dey share da same howse an da sayme
computer. He claims heze not influenced by his brofur. I grant him da
benefit uv dat doubt. But we all know abowt da chances uv compooter
problems, or da sekreterry bein sick or away, or enny uv da hundreds uv
uther reasons dat a kitty might not be able tu post tu RPCC fur a while.
Who is dere among us who haz never had dat happen tu dem? If Chester
were tu win da elekshun an dis shud happen, BOTH da Purresident an da
Chief Justicat wud be unable to post tu da RPCC. Da community wud be
totally wifout leadership. Dat iz just one uv da da problems we wud
face if Chester were elected Chief Justicat. Du we reely want tu risk
da chance uv such anarchy in da noosgroup?

Let us luk at da othur catnidate fur Chief Justicat. Louise iz an
independent thinker. She haz ten yeers experience bein a cat, and I can
say frum my pursonal experience dat she iz tough but fair. She is a
TGK, meaning she will have da moral strength tu make da difficult
decishuns. She wuz unanimusly elekted da purresident uv da Hurky Kitty
Club. If elekted, she will wurk closely wif Purresident Clarence tu
help keep Catmerica strong. An if fur enny reason wun uv da two uv dem
shud be unable tu post tu RPCC, da othur one will be dere tu solve da
problems an keep efurryone in line so Catmerica kin keep on track wif da
leedership dat haz been duly elekted.

Think bak on yur own aktivity in da RPCC. How menny times hav yu been
kept frum posting by pooter problems, ur sekreterry problems, ur bein
kept at da TEDs, ur just bein unable tu be here fur enny one uv hundreds
uv reasons. If Chester iz elekted, dat meens dat enny uv dose problems
wud leave RPCC wifout both a Purresident an Chief Justicat. Catmerica
wud be leaderless! Can enny uv us sit back an allow dis tu happen? A
vote fur Chester, qualified az he may be, means da future of Catmerica
will depend on a single compooter system, an who of us haz nefur had
compooter problems? A vote fur Louise iz a vote fur da safety uv da
guvernmint we haf worked so hard tu establish an maintain. Wy risk da
future uv Catmerica? I fink all uv us shud take dis elekshun wif da
utmost seriousness dat it desurves.

I cast my vote fur Louise. I hope each uv you will consider da
possibilities, an du da same.

Allegra, VC



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Old August 18th 06, 06:28 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
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Default Allegra Speaks Her Mind

Yu hazza poynt Allegra...
I tink it can be solft by havink uh Vice Purrezident, tho.
Iffin LL, by enny smawl chanze, iz not 'lekted Sheriff,
hur kin run fur Vice Purrezident.
AAMOF, hur awlreddy kayme in az runner-up tu da Purrezident.

HTH

Pit2nya, VP of TEC.


Adam wrote:
Fellow catizens! We are at a turning poynt in da history of
Catmerica. Da future of Catmerica hangs in da balance. We must
decide which kitty to choose tu be da next Chief Justicat uv Catmerica.

Let us look at da choices. We have Chester, who has a degree in
Catmerican law. He haz da qualifications. But he iz also da brofur
uv da Purresident of Catmerica. Dey share da same howse an da sayme
computer. He claims heze not influenced by his brofur. I grant him
da benefit uv dat doubt. But we all know abowt da chances uv
compooter problems, or da sekreterry bein sick or away, or enny uv da
hundreds uv uther reasons dat a kitty might not be able tu post tu
RPCC fur a while. Who is dere among us who haz never had dat happen
tu dem? If Chester were tu win da elekshun an dis shud happen, BOTH
da Purresident an da Chief Justicat wud be unable to post tu da RPCC.
Da community wud be totally wifout leadership. Dat iz just one uv da
da problems we wud face if Chester were elected Chief Justicat. Du
we reely want tu risk da chance uv such anarchy in da noosgroup?

Let us luk at da othur catnidate fur Chief Justicat. Louise iz an
independent thinker. She haz ten yeers experience bein a cat, and I
can say frum my pursonal experience dat she iz tough but fair. She
is a TGK, meaning she will have da moral strength tu make da difficult
decishuns. She wuz unanimusly elekted da purresident uv da Hurky
Kitty Club. If elekted, she will wurk closely wif Purresident
Clarence tu help keep Catmerica strong. An if fur enny reason wun uv
da two uv dem shud be unable tu post tu RPCC, da othur one will be
dere tu solve da problems an keep efurryone in line so Catmerica kin
keep on track wif da leedership dat haz been duly elekted.

Think bak on yur own aktivity in da RPCC. How menny times hav yu been
kept frum posting by pooter problems, ur sekreterry problems, ur bein
kept at da TEDs, ur just bein unable tu be here fur enny one uv
hundreds uv reasons. If Chester iz elekted, dat meens dat enny uv
dose problems wud leave RPCC wifout both a Purresident an Chief
Justicat. Catmerica wud be leaderless! Can enny uv us sit back an
allow dis tu happen? A vote fur Chester, qualified az he may be,
means da future of Catmerica will depend on a single compooter
system, an who of us haz nefur had compooter problems? A vote fur
Louise iz a vote fur da safety uv da guvernmint we haf worked so hard
tu establish an maintain. Wy risk da future uv Catmerica? I fink
all uv us shud take dis elekshun wif da utmost seriousness dat it
desurves.
I cast my vote fur Louise. I hope each uv you will consider da
possibilities, an du da same.

Allegra, VC


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Pitö.önya


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Old August 19th 06, 01:50 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
ClowderCat
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Default Allegra Speaks Her Mind


Adam wrote:
Fellow catizens! We are at a turning poynt in da history of Catmerica.
Da future of Catmerica hangs in da balance. We must decide which
kitty to choose tu be da next Chief Justicat uv Catmerica.

Let us look at da choices. We have Chester, who has a degree in
Catmerican law. He haz da qualifications. But he iz also da brofur uv
da Purresident of Catmerica. Dey share da same howse an da sayme
computer. He claims heze not influenced by his brofur. I grant him da
benefit uv dat doubt. But we all know abowt da chances uv compooter
problems, or da sekreterry bein sick or away, or enny uv da hundreds uv
uther reasons dat a kitty might not be able tu post tu RPCC fur a while.
Who is dere among us who haz never had dat happen tu dem? If Chester
were tu win da elekshun an dis shud happen, BOTH da Purresident an da
Chief Justicat wud be unable to post tu da RPCC. Da community wud be
totally wifout leadership. Dat iz just one uv da da problems we wud
face if Chester were elected Chief Justicat. Du we reely want tu risk
da chance uv such anarchy in da noosgroup?

Let us luk at da othur catnidate fur Chief Justicat. Louise iz an
independent thinker. She haz ten yeers experience bein a cat, and I can
say frum my pursonal experience dat she iz tough but fair. She is a
TGK, meaning she will have da moral strength tu make da difficult
decishuns. She wuz unanimusly elekted da purresident uv da Hurky Kitty
Club. If elekted, she will wurk closely wif Purresident Clarence tu
help keep Catmerica strong. An if fur enny reason wun uv da two uv dem
shud be unable tu post tu RPCC, da othur one will be dere tu solve da
problems an keep efurryone in line so Catmerica kin keep on track wif da
leedership dat haz been duly elekted.

Think bak on yur own aktivity in da RPCC. How menny times hav yu been
kept frum posting by pooter problems, ur sekreterry problems, ur bein
kept at da TEDs, ur just bein unable tu be here fur enny one uv hundreds
uv reasons. If Chester iz elekted, dat meens dat enny uv dose problems
wud leave RPCC wifout both a Purresident an Chief Justicat. Catmerica
wud be leaderless! Can enny uv us sit back an allow dis tu happen? A
vote fur Chester, qualified az he may be, means da future of Catmerica
will depend on a single compooter system, an who of us haz nefur had
compooter problems? A vote fur Louise iz a vote fur da safety uv da
guvernmint we haf worked so hard tu establish an maintain. Wy risk da
future uv Catmerica? I fink all uv us shud take dis elekshun wif da
utmost seriousness dat it desurves.

I cast my vote fur Louise. I hope each uv you will consider da
possibilities, an du da same.

Allegra, VC


Hi everykitty. I have to answer this one.

Mom is having us post to this newsgroup using google groups. If our
computer dies, she said she'll go to work or to the library and we can
post from there.

Also, since I'm planning on having deputy justicats all over the world,
there shouldn't be as much of a problem if mom gets sick or something
like that and we can't post here. I'm going to ask for volunteers for
that as soon as I'm elected Chief Justicat.

Also, I noticed Pitoonya asking about a kitty being vice purrsident.
Samurai Sam is already vice purrsident of Catmerica.

Chester

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Old August 19th 06, 02:00 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Adam
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Default Allegra Speaks Her Mind

Yu hazza poynt Allegra...
I tink it can be solft by havink uh Vice Purrezident, tho.
Iffin LL, by enny smawl chanze, iz not 'lekted Sheriff,
hur kin run fur Vice Purrezident.
AAMOF, hur awlreddy kayme in az runner-up tu da Purrezident.

HTH

Pit2nya, VP of TEC.


I thot that wen Clarence ran fur Purresident, it was wif Sapphire
Samurai fur Vice Purresident.

Allegra
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Old August 19th 06, 03:28 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
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Default Allegra Speaks Her Mind

Adam wrote:
Yu hazza poynt Allegra...
I tink it can be solft by havink uh Vice Purrezident, tho.
Iffin LL, by enny smawl chanze, iz not 'lekted Sheriff,
hur kin run fur Vice Purrezident.
AAMOF, hur awlreddy kayme in az runner-up tu da Purrezident.

HTH

Pit2nya, VP of TEC.


I thot that wen Clarence ran fur Purresident, it was wif Sapphire
Samurai fur Vice Purresident.

Allegra


Oh.
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Old August 19th 06, 03:28 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
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Default Allegra Speaks Her Mind

ClowderCat wrote:
Adam wrote:
Fellow catizens! We are at a turning poynt in da history of
Catmerica. Da future of Catmerica hangs in da balance. We must
decide which
kitty to choose tu be da next Chief Justicat uv Catmerica.

Let us look at da choices. We have Chester, who has a degree in
Catmerican law. He haz da qualifications. But he iz also da brofur
uv da Purresident of Catmerica. Dey share da same howse an da sayme
computer. He claims heze not influenced by his brofur. I grant him
da benefit uv dat doubt. But we all know abowt da chances uv
compooter problems, or da sekreterry bein sick or away, or enny uv
da hundreds uv uther reasons dat a kitty might not be able tu post
tu RPCC fur a while. Who is dere among us who haz never had dat
happen tu dem? If Chester were tu win da elekshun an dis shud
happen, BOTH da Purresident an da Chief Justicat wud be unable to
post tu da RPCC. Da community wud be totally wifout leadership.
Dat iz just one uv da da problems we wud face if Chester were
elected Chief Justicat. Du we reely want tu risk da chance uv such
anarchy in da noosgroup?

Let us luk at da othur catnidate fur Chief Justicat. Louise iz an
independent thinker. She haz ten yeers experience bein a cat, and I
can say frum my pursonal experience dat she iz tough but fair. She
is a TGK, meaning she will have da moral strength tu make da
difficult decishuns. She wuz unanimusly elekted da purresident uv
da Hurky Kitty Club. If elekted, she will wurk closely wif
Purresident Clarence tu help keep Catmerica strong. An if fur enny
reason wun uv da two uv dem shud be unable tu post tu RPCC, da othur
one will be dere tu solve da problems an keep efurryone in line so
Catmerica kin keep on track wif da leedership dat haz been duly
elekted.

Think bak on yur own aktivity in da RPCC. How menny times hav yu
been kept frum posting by pooter problems, ur sekreterry problems,
ur bein kept at da TEDs, ur just bein unable tu be here fur enny one
uv hundreds uv reasons. If Chester iz elekted, dat meens dat enny
uv dose problems wud leave RPCC wifout both a Purresident an Chief
Justicat. Catmerica wud be leaderless! Can enny uv us sit back an
allow dis tu happen? A vote fur Chester, qualified az he may be,
means da future of Catmerica will depend on a single compooter
system, an who of us haz nefur had compooter problems? A vote fur
Louise iz a vote fur da safety uv da guvernmint we haf worked so
hard tu establish an maintain. Wy risk da future uv Catmerica? I
fink all uv us shud take dis elekshun wif da utmost seriousness dat
it desurves.

I cast my vote fur Louise. I hope each uv you will consider da
possibilities, an du da same.

Allegra, VC


Hi everykitty. I have to answer this one.

Mom is having us post to this newsgroup using google groups. If our
computer dies, she said she'll go to work or to the library and we can
post from there.

Also, since I'm planning on having deputy justicats all over the
world, there shouldn't be as much of a problem if mom gets sick or
something like that and we can't post here. I'm going to ask for
volunteers for that as soon as I'm elected Chief Justicat.

Also, I noticed Pitoonya asking about a kitty being vice purrsident.
Samurai Sam is already vice purrsident of Catmerica.

Chester


Oh.
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Old August 19th 06, 03:37 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Rebecca
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Default Allegra Speaks Her Mind

Yoo makez sum furry gud poynts, Allegra. I will carefullee catsider them
befor castin myown vote.

Rebecca


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Old August 19th 06, 09:05 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Anti Sandy
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Default Allegra Speaks Her Mind

Thank you, Allegra. I have recorded your vote for Louise.

Anti Sandy

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I cast my vote fur Louise. I hope each uv you will consider da
possibilities, an du da same.

Allegra, VC



 




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