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Lovable Louise: "No nepotism!"



 
 
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  #21  
Old August 14th 06, 08:19 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Adam
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Default Lovable Louise: "No nepotism!"

We're not sharing a secretary! Our human doesn't type for us! We have
a telepathic interface in our computer and we use that for all of our
communications with other cats! Do you want one?

Chester



Be furry kayrful, Louise. It kuld be a twik. Neggst fing yu noze,
Chester mite be kintrollin' yur thotz!

--- Onyx, nottid at awl suspishus ur ennyfing...


I not trust ennykitty who likes eat hurk.

Paw-Ess --- Du yu wantz uh kampain manijur, Louise? I'z furry
gudgudgud attid manijin' fingz.


Yes, fangu furry much!

"Lovable Louise"

P.S. No nepotism!
  #22  
Old August 15th 06, 12:19 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
ClowderCat
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Default Lovable Louise: "No nepotism!"


Cory wrote:
ClowderCat wrote:
No nepotism!

"Lovable Louise"


Hi Lovable Louise. Can you say something else?

Chester

Purresident & Chief Justicat shud not share sekretery. No nepotism!

"Lovable Louise"


We're not sharing a secretary! Our human doesn't type for us! We have
a telepathic interface in our computer and we use that for all of our
communications with other cats! Do you want one?

Chester


Be furry kayrful, Louise. It kuld be a twik. Neggst fing yu noze,
Chester mite be kintrollin' yur thotz!

--- Onyx, nottid at awl suspishus ur ennyfing...

Paw-Ess --- Du yu wantz uh kampain manijur, Louise? I'z furry
gudgudgud attid manijin' fingz.


Hey Onyx, a telepathic interface doesn't work that way. It only lets
you communicate with the computer so you can send out messages to your
friends or surf the web! Do you want one so you don't have to go
through your human or try to type?

Chester

  #23  
Old August 15th 06, 12:20 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
ClowderCat
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Default Lovable Louise: "No nepotism!"


Adam wrote:
Purresident & Chief Justicat shud not share sekretery. No nepotism!

"Lovable Louise"



We're not sharing a secretary! Our human doesn't type for us! We have
a telepathic interface in our computer and we use that for all of our
communications with other cats! Do you want one?

Chester


Fangu, not needed. Humin undrstand me purfeckly.

"Lovable Louise"

P.S. No nepotism!


Are you sure of that? He keeps saying that you're saying "No
neoptism!"!!!!

Chester

  #24  
Old August 15th 06, 03:19 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Julie Porter
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Default Lovable Louise: "No nepotism!"


Hey Onyx, a telepathic interface doesn't work that way. It only lets
you communicate with the computer so you can send out messages to your
friends or surf the web! Do you want one so you don't have to go
through your human or try to type?

Chester

I want won. My humin is vurry unreliable.

HoneyCat


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Old August 15th 06, 04:21 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
ClowderCat
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Default Lovable Louise: "No nepotism!"


Julie Porter wrote:
Hey Onyx, a telepathic interface doesn't work that way. It only lets
you communicate with the computer so you can send out messages to your
friends or surf the web! Do you want one so you don't have to go
through your human or try to type?

Chester

I want won. My humin is vurry unreliable.

HoneyCat


OK. Nathan can come over tonight to install it for you and show you
how to use it. He'll also teach you how to install it so that when
your human gets a new computer you can move it to that one.

Chester

  #26  
Old August 16th 06, 01:13 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Julie Porter
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Default Lovable Louise: "No nepotism!"


Hey Onyx, a telepathic interface doesn't work that way. It only

lets
you communicate with the computer so you can send out messages to

your
friends or surf the web! Do you want one so you don't have to go
through your human or try to type?

Chester

I want won. My humin is vurry unreliable.

HoneyCat


OK. Nathan can come over tonight to install it for you and show you
how to use it. He'll also teach you how to install it so that when
your human gets a new computer you can move it to that one.

Chester

A knew computer? Ide purrfurr dat she spent thuh money on mee.

Fangu fur the technykal help.

HoneyCat


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Old August 16th 06, 04:00 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
ClowderCat
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Default Lovable Louise: "No nepotism!"


Julie Porter wrote:
Hey Onyx, a telepathic interface doesn't work that way. It only

lets
you communicate with the computer so you can send out messages to

your
friends or surf the web! Do you want one so you don't have to go
through your human or try to type?

Chester

I want won. My humin is vurry unreliable.

HoneyCat


OK. Nathan can come over tonight to install it for you and show you
how to use it. He'll also teach you how to install it so that when
your human gets a new computer you can move it to that one.

Chester

A knew computer? Ide purrfurr dat she spent thuh money on mee.

Fangu fur the technykal help.

HoneyCat


I agree. But she'll ignore what you want when that computer dies and
get a new one. She might even do it before the computer dies! That's
what mom does!

Chester

  #28  
Old August 16th 06, 06:18 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Cory
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Default Lovable Louise: "No nepotism!"

Anonymous wrote:
Other catnidate brofur uv Pres of Catmerica. Debate moderator brofur
uv Pres of Catmerica & other catnidate. Do u think 1 fambly shud
control all uv Catmerica? Vote 4 "no nepotism!" Vote 4:

"Lovable Louise"

I'm running for Chief Justicat because I want to make Catmerica a
better place for cats, humans and other animals to live. I've just
gotten a degree in cat and human law which makes me more qualified
than Lovable Louise. I don't let Clarence influence me in anything!

Chester

UB ~ "Cat law"??

Hi Uncle Cory. Cat law means the laws of Catmerica that cats made
that humans have to follow!


BAH!

We HOOMINS *feed* you, we give you *shelter*, we *bathe* you (when
appropriate), we give you *smurgles*, we give you *love*, we give you
*water* AND *milk* (when appropriate)... the list goes on and on, pal!
And you expect US to follow YOUR rules???

BAH!

Human laws are the laws humans made for themselves. I'm trying to integrate the 2
sets of laws into one that will make humans more civilized!


We're already civilized, fangu furry much.

Chester


--- Unca Cory

  #29  
Old August 17th 06, 01:40 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
ClowderCat
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Default Lovable Louise: "No nepotism!"


Cory wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Other catnidate brofur uv Pres of Catmerica. Debate moderator brofur
uv Pres of Catmerica & other catnidate. Do u think 1 fambly shud
control all uv Catmerica? Vote 4 "no nepotism!" Vote 4:

"Lovable Louise"

I'm running for Chief Justicat because I want to make Catmerica a
better place for cats, humans and other animals to live. I've just
gotten a degree in cat and human law which makes me more qualified
than Lovable Louise. I don't let Clarence influence me in anything!

Chester

UB ~ "Cat law"??

Hi Uncle Cory. Cat law means the laws of Catmerica that cats made
that humans have to follow!


BAH!

We HOOMINS *feed* you, we give you *shelter*, we *bathe* you (when
appropriate), we give you *smurgles*, we give you *love*, we give you
*water* AND *milk* (when appropriate)... the list goes on and on, pal!
And you expect US to follow YOUR rules???

BAH!

Human laws are the laws humans made for themselves. I'm trying to integrate the 2
sets of laws into one that will make humans more civilized!


We're already civilized, fangu furry much.

Chester


--- Unca Cory


Of course you're supposed to follow our laws. You humans are here to
be our servants! And you're NOT supposed to bathe us!!!

Chester

  #30  
Old August 17th 06, 01:41 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
ClowderCat
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Default Lovable Louise: "No nepotism!"


Cory wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Other catnidate brofur uv Pres of Catmerica. Debate moderator brofur
uv Pres of Catmerica & other catnidate. Do u think 1 fambly shud
control all uv Catmerica? Vote 4 "no nepotism!" Vote 4:

"Lovable Louise"

I'm running for Chief Justicat because I want to make Catmerica a
better place for cats, humans and other animals to live. I've just
gotten a degree in cat and human law which makes me more qualified
than Lovable Louise. I don't let Clarence influence me in anything!

Chester

UB ~ "Cat law"??

Hi Uncle Cory. Cat law means the laws of Catmerica that cats made
that humans have to follow!


BAH!

We HOOMINS *feed* you, we give you *shelter*, we *bathe* you (when
appropriate), we give you *smurgles*, we give you *love*, we give you
*water* AND *milk* (when appropriate)... the list goes on and on, pal!
And you expect US to follow YOUR rules???

BAH!

Human laws are the laws humans made for themselves. I'm trying to integrate the 2
sets of laws into one that will make humans more civilized!


We're already civilized, fangu furry much.

Chester


--- Unca Cory


Uncle Cory, where do you get the idea that you're civilized? You're
not, by cat standards!

Chester

 




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