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Old April 7th 07, 08:49 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
Will in New Haven
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Default I want Bear's Squeaky Toy

Bear and Unkl Bill play wif a squaky toy, completely ignoring my red
wunderulness. Dey frow it around and have fun and I just sit on the
arm of de chair so dat Unkl Bill can admire me. Wun time Bear come too
close to me, so I swatted at him and he YELLED at me. I ast Unl Bill
to slay him but he nevr duz.

Dat aint the wurst, though. Unkl Bill was talking on the phon and he
put the squeaky-toy on my arm of de chair. MY arm. Where I sit and
observe and am admirred. MY arm of de chair. So I went ovr and put my
paw on de squeaky toy, becuz it was no mine. MY squeaky toy. Right? Ob
course, right.

An Bear com over and YELLED at me again, real loud. Fur sum reason, I
had buzness in de nex room. Maybe someone needed my help. So I was in
the next room an I heard Unkl Bill tell Bear to leeb me ALONE and not
be mean like dat.

But he didn't slay Bear and didn't gib me da squeaky toy. Life isn't
fair.

Sunrise, da PRETTY one

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