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Best Ebay Auction Ever
Text copied from a real Ebay auction advertising "Sexy male model cat
photos plus paw print." Accompanied by images of aforementioned sexy cat sprawling on a bed to show his white-and-black tummy. --Fil *** Have you looked at your she-cat lately? is she listless?, bored?. Is her life lacking excitement? does she spend hours staring vacantly into space? Are all the male cats where she lives mingers? then she needs--------------------- ALLIE BOO BOO!!!!! Four years old and bushy as a privet hedge, Alli Boo Boo is a top tom cat model, at least in his own mind- and he`s asked me, on his behalf, to put this Ad. in because, as he says himself- `O Lord it`s hard to be humble, When youre puuurfect in every way. I can`t wait to look in the mirror- `cos I get better lookin each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a helluva cat so put me photos on e bay and give me some Kit- e- Kat Er, anyway, if you win this one in a lifetime chance to make your lady cat the envy of all her friends, you will receive by 1st class post------ 1 alluring yet tasteful photo af the very wonderful Allie every week for a month, with personalised message to your cat,and signed with a paw print. That makes 4 photos in all, and with the last photo you get a lump, sorry, lock of hair, as well!!!!! (Please note Allie is a professional model and will not be participating in anything crude or tasteless.) So, give your queen a surprise she`ll never forget, and bring Allie into her life. Feel free to ask any questions, and I - I mean Allie - will be happy to answer them. |
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how imaginative! Too bad my Jazz is male g
Jazz's mama -- Irulan from the stars we come to the stars we return from now until the end of time "Enfilade" wrote in message om... Text copied from a real Ebay auction advertising "Sexy male model cat photos plus paw print." Accompanied by images of aforementioned sexy cat sprawling on a bed to show his white-and-black tummy. --Fil *** Have you looked at your she-cat lately? is she listless?, bored?. Is her life lacking excitement? does she spend hours staring vacantly into space? Are all the male cats where she lives mingers? then she needs--------------------- ALLIE BOO BOO!!!!! Four years old and bushy as a privet hedge, Alli Boo Boo is a top tom cat model, at least in his own mind- and he`s asked me, on his behalf, to put this Ad. in because, as he says himself- `O Lord it`s hard to be humble, When youre puuurfect in every way. I can`t wait to look in the mirror- `cos I get better lookin each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a helluva cat so put me photos on e bay and give me some Kit- e- Kat Er, anyway, if you win this one in a lifetime chance to make your lady cat the envy of all her friends, you will receive by 1st class post------ 1 alluring yet tasteful photo af the very wonderful Allie every week for a month, with personalised message to your cat,and signed with a paw print. That makes 4 photos in all, and with the last photo you get a lump, sorry, lock of hair, as well!!!!! (Please note Allie is a professional model and will not be participating in anything crude or tasteless.) So, give your queen a surprise she`ll never forget, and bring Allie into her life. Feel free to ask any questions, and I - I mean Allie - will be happy to answer them. |
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LOL! Somebody is having fun, and may sell some photos.
Joy "Enfilade" wrote in message om... Text copied from a real Ebay auction advertising "Sexy male model cat photos plus paw print." Accompanied by images of aforementioned sexy cat sprawling on a bed to show his white-and-black tummy. --Fil *** Have you looked at your she-cat lately? is she listless?, bored?. Is her life lacking excitement? does she spend hours staring vacantly into space? Are all the male cats where she lives mingers? then she needs--------------------- ALLIE BOO BOO!!!!! Four years old and bushy as a privet hedge, Alli Boo Boo is a top tom cat model, at least in his own mind- and he`s asked me, on his behalf, to put this Ad. in because, as he says himself- `O Lord it`s hard to be humble, When youre puuurfect in every way. I can`t wait to look in the mirror- `cos I get better lookin each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a helluva cat so put me photos on e bay and give me some Kit- e- Kat Er, anyway, if you win this one in a lifetime chance to make your lady cat the envy of all her friends, you will receive by 1st class post------ 1 alluring yet tasteful photo af the very wonderful Allie every week for a month, with personalised message to your cat,and signed with a paw print. That makes 4 photos in all, and with the last photo you get a lump, sorry, lock of hair, as well!!!!! (Please note Allie is a professional model and will not be participating in anything crude or tasteless.) So, give your queen a surprise she`ll never forget, and bring Allie into her life. Feel free to ask any questions, and I - I mean Allie - will be happy to answer them. |
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Karen wrote:
in article , Enfilade at wrote on 3/21/05 7:38 PM: Sexy male model cat photos plus paw print Adorable! "http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1468&item=55658294 92 &rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW" Aww, very sexy pose. ;o) -- Marina, Frank, Nikki, and coming soon: Mere! marina (dot) kurten (at) pp (dot) inet (dot) fi Pics at http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/ and http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki |
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[[Text copied from a real Ebay auction advertising "Sexy male model cat
photos plus paw print." Accompanied by images of aforementioned sexy cat sprawling on a bed to show his white-and-black tummy. ]] This auction is hilarious! Very clever. ) I checked out the auction itself and saw the pics. What a great fuzz tum that kitty has! It NEEEEEDS a skritch. Or maybe a boop. Hee hee. Donna, thinking that I'll have to skritch and/or boop the fuzz tums of a couple kitties around here ;o) |
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Oh man ::chuckling:: that is good. Its a UK kitty I think. I could get him
and Willow together, but since she hates other cats, that probably wouldn't be a good idea. Ally Boo Boo would end up being Boo Boo. |
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