Mine Akwizition Day!

Mlle. Anaïs wrote:
Hihi Kitteez!

Today I'z celebratin da furst annifursery uv mine akwizition - a furry
important day fur a kitty, becawz itz da day dat anykitty findz dere
onetroohome!

Concatyoulashuns onna your akwizition day! Best wishes anna lotsa fishes!

Yu iz sertainly a luverly cat, wif beeyoutiful furs! An yur story is furry
interrestin. Its almost lyke wat happined tu a d*g. Meomiez frens lost
theer last d*g, a pug, wiffa short nose almos lyke yu, but not as
ellygant, uf corse! tu thu brija a wile ago, an finully started lukin fur
anothur wun. Wen Wilbur (thu noo pug) wuz borned, his Meomie had a furry
hard tyme an had tu go tu TED fur emurgency surgery, jus lyke yu did!

It musta bin kinda skarry tu be a showcat, wif alla those hoomins round
and travellin an effuryfing. Meomie tuk us travelling a few times, bekus
uv hur werk, an we dint like it furry much.

Mandy and Betsy

*the porter twinkles and out steps Tiger*

Here iz I, I bringed you deze bluebellz, anna deze daiziez, anna dis here
spekil Nip wine ta toast yourown hooman fur hafin such gud taste ta pick
yourownsef ta be compartment 'panionz... You iz so much better dan a
babykitty...* whisperz* I iza sorri 'bout yourown kittenz*, Now letz parti
anna danze, Tiger, the luckiest boycat inna world
Mlle. Anaïs wrote in message
...
Hihi Kitteez!

Today I'z celebratin da furst annifursery uv mine akwizition - a furry
important day fur a kitty, becawz itz da day dat anykitty findz dere
onetroohome!

I'ze a Persian, an' was borned in a cattery, an' frum da time I wuz a
liddle, liddle kitty, I wuz groomed to be a showkitty. Pretty soon I'ze
became a Champion, and den was bewinked to Jack, a Grand Champion Persian
fella. Buttid wen I'ze giffink birf, one uv my kittens wuz stuck inside
an'
it hurt a LOT, an' I hadz ta be rushed to a TED, at twee in da mornink,
an'
TED hadta do 'mergincy surjury on myownself! Den I gottid a bad infektion,
an hadta stay in the TED hospital fur a longk, longk time, so I'ze neffur
effen gottid to nurse my fife hansum boy-kittinz snif,snif, wipez away a
liddle tear wif her paw. An affur dat, dey retired me from showz an
breedink, an I gottid ta be a howze-kat...

Den won day, I smelt dis hooman in da cattery who had cum to luk at my
cuzzinz, deze two liddle wite Persian boy-kittenz; an I liked hiz smell.
So
I'ze wented and red hiz aplikation, and wen I saw dat he had no kidz or
udder kitteez, I wentid upstairz an' I groomed myownself, puttid on a dab
of perfoom, and wented to inspekt further. While my dum kitten cuzzinz
were
ignorink him an playink wit dere toyz, I jumped in hiz lap, gaff him a
hedbutt, and den he gaff me a few skritches. We started to play wif eech
udder, and dat wuz it: it wuz luff attid furst site!

So he made arrangementz wit my meowmmie, and da nekst week, came to take
me bak to hiz compartment - an' dat wuz a yeer ago las Sunday da
seffenteentf! An we'ff been companions effur since, an now I'ze
celebratin'
my first akwizition day!

Tonite, I puttid up a foto album uv my furst yeer, on my furry own web
site, an' if'n any uv yourownselves wanna see da pikshurez, itz at
http://cats.electric-ink.com

To celebrate mine akwizition day, I'z haffing a liddle pawti fur all uv my
furrendz frum dis noos groop, an yur awl infited! Itz at mineown pied Ã*
terre in Mew Yawk City, which iz da Penthouse attid One Fiff Avenoo in
Greenwich Filliage. Itz beink catered by Tabitha an' Amelia, who will be
settink up da buffet wif all kindza fuds. An' mineown prifate bar is
well-stocked wif nip-wines an nip-shampayne nottid to mention all uffer
kinds uv likorz an befferagez wif an' wifout nip! So puleeze join
myownself
for a pawti wif a view of Washington Skware Park an da Mew Yawk City
skyline!

Fangu all furry much fur beink my frendz; dis yeer I'ze mettid so many
nice katz on dis noos groop!
--
Purrs,

Mlle. Anaïs
10/20/2004 8:28:07 PM
anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com

*the porter twinkles and out steps Tiger*

Here iz I, I bringed you deze bluebellz, anna deze daiziez, anna dis here
spekil Nip wine ta toast yourown hooman fur hafin such gud taste ta pick
yourownsef ta be compartment 'panionz... You iz so much better dan a
babykitty...* whisperz* I iza sorri 'bout yourown kittenz*, Now letz parti
anna danze, Tiger, the luckiest boycat inna world
Mlle. Anaïs wrote in message
...
Hihi Kitteez!

Today I'z celebratin da furst annifursery uv mine akwizition - a furry
important day fur a kitty, becawz itz da day dat anykitty findz dere
onetroohome!

I'ze a Persian, an' was borned in a cattery, an' frum da time I wuz a
liddle, liddle kitty, I wuz groomed to be a showkitty. Pretty soon I'ze
became a Champion, and den was bewinked to Jack, a Grand Champion Persian
fella. Buttid wen I'ze giffink birf, one uv my kittens wuz stuck inside
an'
it hurt a LOT, an' I hadz ta be rushed to a TED, at twee in da mornink,
an'
TED hadta do 'mergincy surjury on myownself! Den I gottid a bad infektion,
an hadta stay in the TED hospital fur a longk, longk time, so I'ze neffur
effen gottid to nurse my fife hansum boy-kittinz snif,snif, wipez away a
liddle tear wif her paw. An affur dat, dey retired me from showz an
breedink, an I gottid ta be a howze-kat...

Den won day, I smelt dis hooman in da cattery who had cum to luk at my
cuzzinz, deze two liddle wite Persian boy-kittenz; an I liked hiz smell.
So
I'ze wented and red hiz aplikation, and wen I saw dat he had no kidz or
udder kitteez, I wentid upstairz an' I groomed myownself, puttid on a dab
of perfoom, and wented to inspekt further. While my dum kitten cuzzinz
were
ignorink him an playink wit dere toyz, I jumped in hiz lap, gaff him a
hedbutt, and den he gaff me a few skritches. We started to play wif eech
udder, and dat wuz it: it wuz luff attid furst site!

So he made arrangementz wit my meowmmie, and da nekst week, came to take
me bak to hiz compartment - an' dat wuz a yeer ago las Sunday da
seffenteentf! An we'ff been companions effur since, an now I'ze
celebratin'
my first akwizition day!

Tonite, I puttid up a foto album uv my furst yeer, on my furry own web
site, an' if'n any uv yourownselves wanna see da pikshurez, itz at
http://cats.electric-ink.com

To celebrate mine akwizition day, I'z haffing a liddle pawti fur all uv my
furrendz frum dis noos groop, an yur awl infited! Itz at mineown pied Ã*
terre in Mew Yawk City, which iz da Penthouse attid One Fiff Avenoo in
Greenwich Filliage. Itz beink catered by Tabitha an' Amelia, who will be
settink up da buffet wif all kindza fuds. An' mineown prifate bar is
well-stocked wif nip-wines an nip-shampayne nottid to mention all uffer
kinds uv likorz an befferagez wif an' wifout nip! So puleeze join
myownself
for a pawti wif a view of Washington Skware Park an da Mew Yawk City
skyline!

Fangu all furry much fur beink my frendz; dis yeer I'ze mettid so many
nice katz on dis noos groop!
--
Purrs,

Mlle. Anaïs
10/20/2004 8:28:07 PM
anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com

You iza da mostest bootifulest girlcat I efur seed, cuuld I 'scort
yourownsef to da pawti? TV cat
Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat wrote in message
...
Tonite, I puttid up a foto album uv my furst yeer, on my furry own web
site, an' if'n any uv yourownselves wanna see da pikshurez, itz at
http://cats.electric-ink.com

Mlle Anais - you're a beautiful girlkitty! Us elegant long-haired
girlcats need to stick together. I wonder if there's a club for elegant
long-haired girlcats?

Cleopatra

You iza da mostest bootifulest girlcat I efur seed, cuuld I 'scort
yourownsef to da pawti? TV cat
Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat wrote in message
...
Tonite, I puttid up a foto album uv my furst yeer, on my furry own web
site, an' if'n any uv yourownselves wanna see da pikshurez, itz at
http://cats.electric-ink.com

Mlle Anais - you're a beautiful girlkitty! Us elegant long-haired
girlcats need to stick together. I wonder if there's a club for elegant
long-haired girlcats?

Cleopatra

On Thu, 21 Oct 2004 04:48:36 GMT, Rebecca wrote:

Happy akwizition day, Mlle. Anaïs. I nebber noo yoo had led such a
innerestin life. Whutebber happind to yur boy-kittinz? Did dey becum
champiuns, too?

Fangu, Rebecca! One did, buttid it dependz on the hoomanz enthusiasm. My
hooman duzzent wanta take all uv da tyme out uv his life to show me, an
datz OK wif myownseff!

--
Purrs,

Mlle. Anaïs
10/21/2004 10:03:07 AM
anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com

On Thu, 21 Oct 2004 04:48:36 GMT, Rebecca wrote:

Happy akwizition day, Mlle. Anaïs. I nebber noo yoo had led such a
innerestin life. Whutebber happind to yur boy-kittinz? Did dey becum
champiuns, too?

Fangu, Rebecca! One did, buttid it dependz on the hoomanz enthusiasm. My
hooman duzzent wanta take all uv da tyme out uv his life to show me, an
datz OK wif myownseff!

--
Purrs,

Mlle. Anaïs
10/21/2004 10:03:07 AM
anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com

On Thu, 21 Oct 2004 10:27:33 +0000 (UTC), Cheryl Perkins wrote:

Concatyoulashuns onna your akwizition day! Best wishes anna lotsa fishes!

Yu iz sertainly a luverly cat, wif beeyoutiful furs! An yur story is furry
interrestin. Its almost lyke wat happined tu a d*g. Meomiez frens lost
theer last d*g, a pug, wiffa short nose almos lyke yu, but not as
ellygant, uf corse! tu thu brija a wile ago, an finully started lukin fur
anothur wun. Wen Wilbur (thu noo pug) wuz borned, his Meomie had a furry
hard tyme an had tu go tu TED fur emurgency surgery, jus lyke yu did!

It musta bin kinda skarry tu be a showcat, wif alla those hoomins round
and travellin an effuryfing. Meomie tuk us travelling a few times, bekus
uv hur werk, an we dint like it furry much.

Mandy and Betsy

Fangu, Mandy an Betsy! Ifn you start as a liddle kitten, you getz used to
da traffel an baffs an handlink. An dey haff big an sof carriers fur da
showz, so itz nottid too bad. Buttid I likez beink a howze kat now!

--
Purrs,

Mlle. Anaïs
10/21/2004 10:05:20 AM
anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com

On Thu, 21 Oct 2004 10:27:33 +0000 (UTC), Cheryl Perkins wrote:

Concatyoulashuns onna your akwizition day! Best wishes anna lotsa fishes!

Yu iz sertainly a luverly cat, wif beeyoutiful furs! An yur story is furry
interrestin. Its almost lyke wat happined tu a d*g. Meomiez frens lost
theer last d*g, a pug, wiffa short nose almos lyke yu, but not as
ellygant, uf corse! tu thu brija a wile ago, an finully started lukin fur
anothur wun. Wen Wilbur (thu noo pug) wuz borned, his Meomie had a furry
hard tyme an had tu go tu TED fur emurgency surgery, jus lyke yu did!

It musta bin kinda skarry tu be a showcat, wif alla those hoomins round
and travellin an effuryfing. Meomie tuk us travelling a few times, bekus
uv hur werk, an we dint like it furry much.

Mandy and Betsy

Fangu, Mandy an Betsy! Ifn you start as a liddle kitten, you getz used to
da traffel an baffs an handlink. An dey haff big an sof carriers fur da
showz, so itz nottid too bad. Buttid I likez beink a howze kat now!

--
Purrs,

Mlle. Anaïs
10/21/2004 10:05:20 AM
anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com

On Thu, 21 Oct 2004 05:13:21 -0700, Miss Violette wrote:
*the porter twinkles and out steps Tiger*

Here iz I, I bringed you deze bluebellz, anna deze daiziez, anna dis here
spekil Nip wine ta toast yourown hooman fur hafin such gud taste ta pick
yourownsef ta be compartment 'panionz... You iz so much better dan a
babykitty...* whisperz* I iza sorri 'bout yourown kittenz*, Now letz parti
anna danze, Tiger, the luckiest boycat inna world

Fangu my luff. An I iz a furry lucky kitty to haff found yourownself.

cuddle, smooch, smurgle She openz da wine an' pourz two glassez. To
usses an mt akwizition day! clink
--
Purrs,

Mlle. Anaïs
10/21/2004 10:08:57 AM
anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com