Hey, OT...

On Feb 22, 9:08 am, Ranger Greykitten wrote:
I'z almos afraid to fink about where Ranger is and what he'z doing. I'm
sure it'z somefing he shouldn't be doing.

Harri

[While Harri is saying this, Ranger is over at the kitty-only hotel
attached to the catsino. He has discovered the indoor pool with many
private cabanas arranged around it. Ranger goes to a 2nd floor observation
platform overlooking the pool, climbs up on the rail, and leaps down onto
the roof the nearest cabana. Being made of canvas, it sags a little munder
his weight then rebounds, tossing Ranger back into the air. He uses the
lift gained from this to propel himself to the top of the next cabana in
line. In this way he springs from cabana to cabana, making a complete
circle of the pool.

Well, almost a complete circle. He doesn't notice that the catering tent
is built differently, with it's top section canted at an angle towards the
pool. Ranger can be seen spring happily along, meowing loudly as he goes,
until he reaches the catering tent. When he does, he feels his trajectory
changing direction. As he sees the water approaching his paws start to
scramble, but with nothing but air under his paws it has no effect.

He hits the surface of the warm water with a splash and disappears under
the surface. He surfaces moments later, sputtering and coughing. It takes
him just a few moments to swim to the edge of the pool and climb out. He
then sits down beside the pool and starts licking himself dry, trying to
strike a pose that says "I meant to do that".]


Winnie swims out right after him, his long coat a wet mess.

Sew yoo wike too swimm alzo? I werned to swimm cuz I hepped Uncl Bill
take a baff. Wanna hit da buffet neow? Der's a furry rich kittee in
town hoo wikes to play poker ann hee iss a wale, butted I don' hafta
go tak hiz munny for a couple ours.

Winnie continues to clean and order his fur

--

Are all odd numbers but one prime?
mathematician: 9's not prime
physicist: 3's prime, 5's prime, 7's prime...
9's not, but that could be experimental error,
11's prime, 13's prime... it's probably true
engineer: 3's prime, 5's prime, 7's prime, 9's prime...
programmer: 3's prime, 3's prime, 3's prime, 3's prime...
lawyer: would you *like* them all to be prime?

Stolen from Waye Throop on rec.arts.sf.written

Winnie swims out right after him, his long coat a wet mess.

Sew yoo wike too swimm alzo? I werned to swimm cuz I hepped Uncl Bill
take a baff. Wanna hit da buffet neow? Der's a furry rich kittee in
town hoo wikes to play poker ann hee iss a wale, butted I don' hafta
go tak hiz munny for a couple ours.

Winnie continues to clean and order his fur

Well, I'f sorta learned to like it. I'f learneded dat certain kinds of fun
games tend to result in me going fwimming. Spring from palm tree to palm
tree, chasing seabirdies in da surf, going cabana-hopping - so yeah, I
guess I do wike it.

Yep, da boofay sounds like a good idearment. All dat playin an fwimmin has
made me kinda hungry. Poker, huh? I'z played dat a liddle bit wif Harri
Roadcat, but her allez takes all mineown toonas. I can play blackjack, and
dice if I can 'member not to chase da dices affur someone frows dem.

Ranger.

On Feb 21, 7:18*pm, Harri Roadcat wrote:
Lookin fru da Community archives today I saw dat Trudi is keepin a list
of Special Friends. I don't know bout you, but I was finkin dat Trudi
ought to add you and me to herz Special Furiends list. What do you fink
about dat?

Harri Roadcat

Awww...

O. T. looks a bit shepish. Fangu u Booker, I appreciatz u keepink your
sekretari on da ball.
"Booker" wrote in message
...
Booker's hoomin haz been furry furry neglektful, but she haz da listz, but
she hazn't puttid dem up on da website fingy yet. Ize guess Ize gotta giv
hur a few swatz to gets hur mofin.

Weze will add OT an Harri to da special frends list.

Booker

Stormmee wrote:
I thinkz bookerz hoomin now hazit onna RPCC site ifin not booker kan bita
hoomin, i wuzz keepin da lizt until mine pooter anna stupid hoominz whut
operatez owrz DSL messed it all up, den i azked bookeer ta take it ofur
so
it wuldint get mezzed up... *but i willz put yourselfz in mine purrvate
lizt,, Trudi
Harri Roadcat wrote in message
...

Lookin fru da Community archives today I saw dat Trudi is keepin a list
of Special Friends. I don't know bout you, but I was finkin dat Trudi
ought to add you and me to herz Special Furiends list. What do you fink
about dat?

Harri Roadcat

About the time Ranger hits the water, Willow struts by. She stops long
enough to laugh at Ranger and says "Silly boy cat we knowz u didn meant to
do dat." She walks away laughting at him.
"Ranger Greykitten" wrote in message
news
I'z almos afraid to fink about where Ranger is and what he'z doing. I'm
sure it'z somefing he shouldn't be doing.

Harri

[While Harri is saying this, Ranger is over at the kitty-only hotel
attached to the catsino. He has discovered the indoor pool with many
private cabanas arranged around it. Ranger goes to a 2nd floor observation
platform overlooking the pool, climbs up on the rail, and leaps down onto
the roof the nearest cabana. Being made of canvas, it sags a little munder
his weight then rebounds, tossing Ranger back into the air. He uses the
lift gained from this to propel himself to the top of the next cabana in
line. In this way he springs from cabana to cabana, making a complete
circle of the pool.

Well, almost a complete circle. He doesn't notice that the catering tent
is built differently, with it's top section canted at an angle towards the
pool. Ranger can be seen spring happily along, meowing loudly as he goes,
until he reaches the catering tent. When he does, he feels his trajectory
changing direction. As he sees the water approaching his paws start to
scramble, but with nothing but air under his paws it has no effect.

He hits the surface of the warm water with a splash and disappears under
the surface. He surfaces moments later, sputtering and coughing. It takes
him just a few moments to swim to the edge of the pool and climb out. He
then sits down beside the pool and starts licking himself dry, trying to
strike a pose that says "I meant to do that".]

On Fri, 22 Feb 2008 13:52:20 -0600, Granby wrote:

About the time Ranger hits the water, Willow struts by. She stops long
enough to laugh at Ranger and says "Silly boy cat we knowz u didn meant to
do dat." She walks away laughting at him.

No - but it was still fun!

Ranger

a single whisker on Trudi's face twitches, she looks arownd and can't at
firzt figure... then she spots willow talking to ranger, HHHMMMM, Trudi
Ranger Greykitten wrote in message
news
On Fri, 22 Feb 2008 13:52:20 -0600, Granby wrote:

About the time Ranger hits the water, Willow struts by. She stops long
enough to laugh at Ranger and says "Silly boy cat we knowz u didn meant
to
do dat." She walks away laughting at him.

No - but it was still fun!

Ranger

Trudi, U ken jus forget dat and smooth out yourown whiskerz, dat ain gonna
happen, not for a year or so. I gonna haf sum fun befor I settlez down.
Willow checking her Tattoo to be sure da ear tuffz haznt growed bak and
cofered itselfz.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
a single whisker on Trudi's face twitches, she looks arownd and can't at
firzt figure... then she spots willow talking to ranger, HHHMMMM, Trudi
Ranger Greykitten wrote in message
news
On Fri, 22 Feb 2008 13:52:20 -0600, Granby wrote:

About the time Ranger hits the water, Willow struts by. She stops long
enough to laugh at Ranger and says "Silly boy cat we knowz u didn meant
to
do dat." She walks away laughting at him.

No - but it was still fun!

Ranger

*big innocint eyez* don't get yourown furz bunchezd up... juzt kuz mine
whiskerz twitch duzint mean you iz gettin winked today... it juzt meanz,
well der iz funta be had... anna you hasta admit, jumipin furm alla doze
rufz duz luk like funz, I knowz fura fakt dat you likez citin stuffz like
klimbin anna makin noize... Trudi, eyez twinklin atta thought of alla doze
popcorn tinz krashin inna nite
Granby wrote in message
...
Trudi, U ken jus forget dat and smooth out yourown whiskerz, dat ain gonna
happen, not for a year or so. I gonna haf sum fun befor I settlez down.
Willow checking her Tattoo to be sure da ear tuffz haznt growed bak and
cofered itselfz.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
a single whisker on Trudi's face twitches, she looks arownd and can't at
firzt figure... then she spots willow talking to ranger, HHHMMMM, Trudi
Ranger Greykitten wrote in message
news
On Fri, 22 Feb 2008 13:52:20 -0600, Granby wrote:

About the time Ranger hits the water, Willow struts by. She stops
long
enough to laugh at Ranger and says "Silly boy cat we knowz u didn
meant
to
do dat." She walks away laughting at him.

No - but it was still fun!

Ranger

Willow whisperz, "don bring dat up, da gramby had a fallink down fit bout me
knokin dem off dat shelfz." But it wuz dunniee.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
*big innocint eyez* don't get yourown furz bunchezd up... juzt kuz mine
whiskerz twitch duzint mean you iz gettin winked today... it juzt meanz,
well der iz funta be had... anna you hasta admit, jumipin furm alla doze
rufz duz luk like funz, I knowz fura fakt dat you likez citin stuffz like
klimbin anna makin noize... Trudi, eyez twinklin atta thought of alla doze
popcorn tinz krashin inna nite
Granby wrote in message
...
Trudi, U ken jus forget dat and smooth out yourown whiskerz, dat ain
gonna
happen, not for a year or so. I gonna haf sum fun befor I settlez down.
Willow checking her Tattoo to be sure da ear tuffz haznt growed bak and
cofered itselfz.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
a single whisker on Trudi's face twitches, she looks arownd and can't at
firzt figure... then she spots willow talking to ranger, HHHMMMM, Trudi
Ranger Greykitten wrote in message
news On Fri, 22 Feb 2008 13:52:20 -0600, Granby wrote:

About the time Ranger hits the water, Willow struts by. She stops
long
enough to laugh at Ranger and says "Silly boy cat we knowz u didn
meant
to
do dat." She walks away laughting at him.

No - but it was still fun!

Ranger