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Old May 19th 10, 11:55 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Cheryl P.[_2_]
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Meomie haz started pullin owt alla myne furs. She started wif combin
them, an wunce she gotten thu idea that she rilly shudnt be holdin me
down, I kinda lyked that, and I stood up so she cud comb them anna I
purred. But then she started pullin anna pullin on them, so I warned hur
off. I thot she gotten thu idee, cuz she gaved me sum treets tu pologiz.
Nex fing I no, shez bak at it agin, an tuday she stuk thu comb in sum
furz an CUT OFF thu furz abuv thu comb!!! I haz a short pach rite inna
middul uv myne bak neer myne tale!!!

She alzo sez shez tryin tu see how meny cat treets I kin eet wifout
eggsplodin. I fink thatz sposed tu be sum kind uv joke, thu not funny
kind, an in eny case she dint give me neerly enuff cat treets!

Cinnamon

Yu gotten LOTZ more then I did, an I dint evun growl or hisspit wen she
combed me!!

Sam

One word: mats in the fur

Cheryl
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Old May 19th 10, 03:46 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
meOwy
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On May 19, 4:55*am, "Cheryl P." wrote:
Meomie haz started pullin owt alla myne furs. She started wif combin
them, an wunce she gotten thu idea that she rilly shudnt be holdin me
down, I kinda lyked that, and I stood up so she cud comb them anna I
purred. But then she started pullin anna pullin on them, so I warned hur
off. I thot she gotten thu idee, cuz she gaved me sum treets tu pologiz.
Nex fing I no, shez bak at it agin, an tuday she stuk thu comb in sum
furz an CUT OFF thu furz abuv thu comb!!! I haz a short pach rite inna
middul uv myne bak neer myne tale!!!

She alzo sez shez tryin tu see how meny cat treets I kin eet wifout
eggsplodin. I fink thatz sposed tu be sum kind uv joke, thu not funny
kind, an in eny case she dint give me neerly enuff cat treets!

Cinnamon

Yu gotten LOTZ more then I did, an I dint evun growl or hisspit wen she
combed me!!

Sam

One word: mats in the fur

Cheryl


Is yoorsefl wurried dat yoor meowmie haf debelloped a purrzonality
disordur?
An watted is dat widdl note bout mats?
MeOwy, concerned fur Cinnamons wel beeng
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Old May 19th 10, 08:30 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_7_]
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Meomie haz started pullin owt alla myne furs. She started wif combin
them, an wunce she gotten thu idea that she rilly shudnt be holdin me
down, I kinda lyked that, and I stood up so she cud comb them anna I
purred. But then she started pullin anna pullin on them, so I warned hur
off. I thot she gotten thu idee, cuz she gaved me sum treets tu pologiz.
Nex fing I no, shez bak at it agin, an tuday she stuk thu comb in sum
furz an CUT OFF thu furz abuv thu comb!!! I haz a short pach rite inna
middul uv myne bak neer myne tale!!!

She alzo sez shez tryin tu see how meny cat treets I kin eet wifout
eggsplodin. I fink thatz sposed tu be sum kind uv joke, thu not funny
kind, an in eny case she dint give me neerly enuff cat treets!

Cinnamon

Yu gotten LOTZ more then I did, an I dint evun growl or hisspit wen she
combed me!!

Sam

One word: mats in the fur

Cheryl


Is yoorsefl wurried dat yoor meowmie haf debelloped a purrzonality
disordur?
An watted is dat widdl note bout mats?
MeOwy, concerned fur Cinnamons wel beeng


Waffz..baff matz? Sqweex gits dum klumpz uff furrz (dat iz wut uh mat iz)
by hur butt n meowmee haz tew hold hur daown n axualy pullz dem awf n dunt
yuze uh skizzorz.
ai dut git dem tho.
Luffs n uh 3 tew MeOwy
Mosey


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Old May 19th 10, 09:29 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Cheryl P.[_2_]
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Default Torchur!!

Mosey =^..^= wrote:

Is yoorsefl wurried dat yoor meowmie haf debelloped a purrzonality
disordur?
An watted is dat widdl note bout mats?
MeOwy, concerned fur Cinnamons wel beeng


Waffz..baff matz? Sqweex gits dum klumpz uff furrz (dat iz wut uh mat iz)
by hur butt n meowmee haz tew hold hur daown n axualy pullz dem awf n dunt
yuze uh skizzorz.
ai dut git dem tho.
Luffs n uh 3 tew MeOwy
Mosey


Meomie iz sertanly aktin stranj. Wen this meens we gits more treets in a
day than we youshually duz inna munf, that iz fine. Wen it meens shez
pullin myne catfur out, thatz goin tutu far!

--
Cinnamon
  #5  
Old May 20th 10, 07:30 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_7_]
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Default Torchur!!



Mosey =^..^= wrote:

Is yoorsefl wurried dat yoor meowmie haf debelloped a purrzonality
disordur?
An watted is dat widdl note bout mats?
MeOwy, concerned fur Cinnamons wel beeng


Waffz..baff matz? Sqweex gits dum klumpz uff furrz (dat iz wut uh mat
iz) by hur butt n meowmee haz tew hold hur daown n axualy pullz dem awf n
dunt yuze uh skizzorz.
ai dut git dem tho.
Luffs n uh 3 tew MeOwy
Mosey

Meomie iz sertanly aktin stranj. Wen this meens we gits more treets in a
day than we youshually duz inna munf, that iz fine. Wen it meens shez
pullin myne catfur out, thatz goin tutu far!

--
Cinnamon


Wat duz hur doo wif da fur dat hur taykez?
Mosey
-hoo gitz hoomin treets


  #6  
Old May 20th 10, 10:58 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Cheryl P.[_2_]
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Posts: 626
Default Torchur!!

Mosey =^..^= wrote:
Mosey =^..^= wrote:

Is yoorsefl wurried dat yoor meowmie haf debelloped a purrzonality
disordur?
An watted is dat widdl note bout mats?
MeOwy, concerned fur Cinnamons wel beeng
Waffz..baff matz? Sqweex gits dum klumpz uff furrz (dat iz wut uh mat
iz) by hur butt n meowmee haz tew hold hur daown n axualy pullz dem awf n
dunt yuze uh skizzorz.
ai dut git dem tho.
Luffs n uh 3 tew MeOwy
Mosey

Meomie iz sertanly aktin stranj. Wen this meens we gits more treets in a
day than we youshually duz inna munf, that iz fine. Wen it meens shez
pullin myne catfur out, thatz goin tutu far!

--
Cinnamon


Wat duz hur doo wif da fur dat hur taykez?
Mosey
-hoo gitz hoomin treets


She just thros it away!!!

Between yu anna me, I fink shez a liddul slow inna hed. She sez fings
lyke therez enuff cat furz inna hous tu make a duzn more catz. I mite
have bin fixed wen notted broke, but befur that I made kittens
myownself, an thatz notted how yu duz it, makin them outa furz.

--
Cinnamon
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Old May 21st 10, 06:05 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
The Ajo Clowder
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Default Torchur!!

On May 20, 2:58*pm, "Cheryl P." wrote:
Mosey =^..^= wrote:
Mosey =^..^= wrote:


Is yoorsefl wurried dat yoor meowmie haf debelloped a purrzonality
disordur?
An watted is dat widdl note bout mats?
MeOwy, concerned fur Cinnamons wel beeng
Waffz..baff *matz? *Sqweex gits dum klumpz uff furrz (dat iz wut uh mat
iz) by hur butt n meowmee haz tew hold hur daown n axualy pullz dem awf n
dunt yuze uh skizzorz.
ai dut git dem tho.
Luffs n * uh * *3 * * tew MeOwy
Mosey
Meomie iz sertanly aktin stranj. Wen this meens we gits more treets in a
day than we youshually duz inna munf, that iz fine. Wen it meens shez
pullin myne catfur out, thatz goin tutu far!


--
Cinnamon


Wat duz hur doo wif da fur dat hur taykez?
Mosey
-hoo gitz hoomin treets


She just thros it away!!!

Between yu anna me, I fink shez a liddul slow inna hed. She sez fings
lyke therez enuff cat furz inna hous tu make a duzn more catz. I mite
have bin fixed wen notted *broke, but befur that I made kittens
myownself, an thatz notted how yu duz it, makin them outa furz.

--
Cinnamon


Mine humin sez da same fing. Dey are hopliss.
Ralph de Ralf
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Old May 22nd 10, 12:18 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_7_]
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Posts: 1,590
Default Torchur!!



Mosey =^..^= wrote:

Is yoorsefl wurried dat yoor meowmie haf debelloped a purrzonality
disordur?
An watted is dat widdl note bout mats?
MeOwy, concerned fur Cinnamons wel beeng
Waffz..baff matz? Sqweex gits dum klumpz uff furrz (dat iz wut uh mat
iz) by hur butt n meowmee haz tew hold hur daown n axualy pullz dem awf
n dunt yuze uh skizzorz.
ai dut git dem tho.
Luffs n uh 3 tew MeOwy
Mosey
Meomie iz sertanly aktin stranj. Wen this meens we gits more treets in a
day than we youshually duz inna munf, that iz fine. Wen it meens shez
pullin myne catfur out, thatz goin tutu far!

--
Cinnamon


Wat duz hur doo wif da fur dat hur taykez?
Mosey
-hoo gitz hoomin treets

She just thros it away!!!

Between yu anna me, I fink shez a liddul slow inna hed. She sez fings lyke
therez enuff cat furz inna hous tu make a duzn more catz. I mite have bin
fixed wen notted broke, but befur that I made kittens myownself, an thatz
notted how yu duz it, makin them outa furz.

--
Cinnamon


Wat? Mrrrrrrrrrrt? dat dunt mayke gnow snese. Sqweex had 3 bitties n dey
wirnt mayde uf hayer lyke dat..nope..um, Sqweex had 3 bittiez n onlee Pipps
mayde et n da uther 2 wint tew da Brige befur dey wur efen 3 daze old n diz
wuz abowt 5 yeers ugo.Den boff Pookie hoo wuz da Pa n Sqweex hoo wuz da
meowmie, n der dotter Pippps gotted fixed wen notted broke.
sew, wee gotz uh famlee , Pa Pookie, Ma Sqweex n Kid Pipps, n mee Unka
Mosey..iz awl fixed. gnow.
Nun uf usses iz mayde outta hayerz or matz ..noPE. Mosey.


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Old May 22nd 10, 12:20 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_7_]
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"The Ajo Clowder"

Mosey =^..^= wrote:


Is yoorsefl wurried dat yoor meowmie haf debelloped a purrzonality
disordur?
An watted is dat widdl note bout mats?
MeOwy, concerned fur Cinnamons wel beeng
Waffz..baff matz? Sqweex gits dum klumpz uff furrz (dat iz wut uh mat
iz) by hur butt n meowmee haz tew hold hur daown n axualy pullz dem
awf n
dunt yuze uh skizzorz.
ai dut git dem tho.
Luffs n uh 3 tew MeOwy
Mosey
Meomie iz sertanly aktin stranj. Wen this meens we gits more treets in
a
day than we youshually duz inna munf, that iz fine. Wen it meens shez
pullin myne catfur out, thatz goin tutu far!


--
Cinnamon


Wat duz hur doo wif da fur dat hur taykez?
Mosey
-hoo gitz hoomin treets


She just thros it away!!!

Between yu anna me, I fink shez a liddul slow inna hed. She sez fings
lyke therez enuff cat furz inna hous tu make a duzn more catz. I mite
have bin fixed wen notted broke, but befur that I made kittens
myownself, an thatz notted how yu duz it, makin them outa furz.

--
Cinnamon


Mine humin sez da same fing. Dey are hopliss.
Ralph de Ralf

Ya thimk??
Mosey


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Old May 22nd 10, 11:12 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Cheryl P.[_2_]
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Mosey =^..^= wrote:

Wat? Mrrrrrrrrrrt? dat dunt mayke gnow snese. Sqweex had 3 bitties
n dey wirnt mayde uf hayer lyke dat..nope..um, Sqweex had 3 bittiez n
onlee Pipps mayde et n da uther 2 wint tew da Brige befur dey wur
efen 3 daze old n diz wuz abowt 5 yeers ugo.Den boff Pookie hoo wuz
da Pa n Sqweex hoo wuz da meowmie, n der dotter Pippps gotted fixed
wen notted broke. sew, wee gotz uh famlee , Pa Pookie, Ma Sqweex n
Kid Pipps, n mee Unka Mosey..iz awl fixed. gnow. Nun uf usses iz
mayde outta hayerz or matz ..noPE. Mosey.

I nose that and YU nose that, but I fink thu hoomin duznt no that!

I had lotsa babycats, butted they iz all out on theer own now. Wen I wuz
tuk tu thu sheltur I had myne last famly wif me. They wuz furry yung, an
wen they wuz old enuff, thu sheltur found homes fur them all. An wen
Meomie sed I cud live wif hur, thu sheltur had me fixed-wen-notted broke
fur free befur sendin me tu myne tru home - yu'd fink they wuz offurin
a bonus becuz it wuz hard tu find me a propur home, or maybe they dint
trust Meomie tu getted me fixed or sumfing.

And NUNE uv myne babycats wuz made uf catfurs!!

--
Cinnamon
 




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