hummph!! Jasmeen is NOT FURRY HEPPY!!

Hsssspitttz!! exkews da bad langwidge, but my hoomin is bein furry
unpleassant to minownself lately. I is not allowed owtsides anymores, i gets
the insiderain when i effen lookz near the door, i am forced to eatz
disgistin fudz, anna the rum she fixd fur me? I am loked in effery
nite...meowmi said sumfin bout kitties not bein borned in the clofes
cuppords...well reeely! I should be able to haf mine kittens whereffer i
wants too!! An if I feels like killin birdies or likin meowmies ears all
nite I should be llowed To!!!An to top it off, meowmie is torkin of gettin,
not one, but two new kitties....anna one is a GIRL kitty!! I am the onely
girls kitty around here!!! It will apparently be comin in December. I Am NOt
AMUsed!!! I am showin my displeshure but ignorin all the rules, jumpin onna
da keyboard, jumpin onna her lap then diggin clawz in anna jumpin off agen,
constanlty followin meowmie anna meowin, scratchin her wheneffer she walks
past me, bitin ankles, anna lyin down in front of her when she walks anna on
top of whateffer she is doin. These hoomins need some disiplin. I haf been
to nice to them. Well that is about to change. And what is it abount me that
needs to be fixed? I is not broke, i is just furry cross. well REELY!!!!

--
There are many intelligent species in the Universe. They are all owned by
cats.

Anonymous

One cat just leads to another. -Ernest Hemingway

Duznt yur hoomins unnerstand dat a kittee abowt to hav kittinz shud be
catered to an allowd to do whutever she needz to take kare uv herownself?
Yoo iz unner enuf stresses wifout habbin yur rooteenz changed. I fingk a
clothz cubberd wud make a furry fine birfin place.

Duz yur hoomins fingk yoo wantz mor kitteez fur Kissamouse purrzents? Whut
a silly ideer. Kitteez wantz fings like nip, an toyz, an fudz, an treetz,
an stuffz like dat. Now I myownself duz enjoy to hab anuther kittee heer,
but if a kittee wantz to be da onliest one den dey shud be allowed to.

Rebecca

"meee" wrote in message
...
Hsssspitttz!! exkews da bad langwidge, but my hoomin is bein furry
unpleassant to minownself lately. I is not allowed owtsides anymores, i
gets
the insiderain when i effen lookz near the door, i am forced to eatz
disgistin fudz, anna the rum she fixd fur me? I am loked in effery
nite...meowmi said sumfin bout kitties not bein borned in the clofes
cuppords...well reeely! I should be able to haf mine kittens whereffer i
wants too!! An if I feels like killin birdies or likin meowmies ears all
nite I should be llowed To!!!An to top it off, meowmie is torkin of
gettin,
not one, but two new kitties....anna one is a GIRL kitty!! I am the onely
girls kitty around here!!! It will apparently be comin in December. I Am
NOt
AMUsed!!! I am showin my displeshure but ignorin all the rules, jumpin
onna
da keyboard, jumpin onna her lap then diggin clawz in anna jumpin off
agen,
constanlty followin meowmie anna meowin, scratchin her wheneffer she walks
past me, bitin ankles, anna lyin down in front of her when she walks anna
on
top of whateffer she is doin. These hoomins need some disiplin. I haf been
to nice to them. Well that is about to change. And what is it abount me
that
needs to be fixed? I is not broke, i is just furry cross. well REELY!!!!

--
There are many intelligent species in the Universe. They are all owned by
cats.

Anonymous

One cat just leads to another. -Ernest Hemingway

Well I am glad to see dat sumbody appreciates me!! Nobody heer dus. Anna
iffn I wasnt to fat to rach it, i wouldhaf mauled the rain-bottle lon ago!!
well, at least i has mine own couch inna the room. anna dere is no childrens
to annoy me anna good view offa birdz too. so I guess it izznt alla bad, i
just needing to get it offa my chest. And I will wait anna see bout da other
kitties....i likes the idea offa boy kitty, but we'll wait anna see bout a
girlkitty...!!anyways fanks fur your sympafy
"Rebecca" wrote in message
t...
Duznt yur hoomins unnerstand dat a kittee abowt to hav kittinz shud be
catered to an allowd to do whutever she needz to take kare uv herownself?
Yoo iz unner enuf stresses wifout habbin yur rooteenz changed. I fingk a
clothz cubberd wud make a furry fine birfin place.

Duz yur hoomins fingk yoo wantz mor kitteez fur Kissamouse purrzents?
Whut
a silly ideer. Kitteez wantz fings like nip, an toyz, an fudz, an treetz,
an stuffz like dat. Now I myownself duz enjoy to hab anuther kittee heer,
but if a kittee wantz to be da onliest one den dey shud be allowed to.

Rebecca

"meee" wrote in message
...
Hsssspitttz!! exkews da bad langwidge, but my hoomin is bein furry
unpleassant to minownself lately. I is not allowed owtsides anymores, i
gets
the insiderain when i effen lookz near the door, i am forced to eatz
disgistin fudz, anna the rum she fixd fur me? I am loked in effery
nite...meowmi said sumfin bout kitties not bein borned in the clofes
cuppords...well reeely! I should be able to haf mine kittens whereffer i
wants too!! An if I feels like killin birdies or likin meowmies ears all
nite I should be llowed To!!!An to top it off, meowmie is torkin of
gettin,
not one, but two new kitties....anna one is a GIRL kitty!! I am the
onely
girls kitty around here!!! It will apparently be comin in December. I Am
NOt
AMUsed!!! I am showin my displeshure but ignorin all the rules, jumpin
onna
da keyboard, jumpin onna her lap then diggin clawz in anna jumpin off
agen,
constanlty followin meowmie anna meowin, scratchin her wheneffer she
walks
past me, bitin ankles, anna lyin down in front of her when she walks
anna
on
top of whateffer she is doin. These hoomins need some disiplin. I haf
been
to nice to them. Well that is about to change. And what is it abount me
that
needs to be fixed? I is not broke, i is just furry cross. well REELY!!!!

--
There are many intelligent species in the Universe. They are all owned
by
cats.

Anonymous

One cat just leads to another. -Ernest Hemingway

Yu seem tu be dooink awl da rite tingz!
Bery Creatiff!
I yam purrowd ov yu!
Let'ur know juzt heow pi$$t yu ar!

Awl of yur litter of cubz wunt be e-nuff????
Effin MOOOR kitteez ar nezerzarry tu mayke yur Meowmee happy???/ HUMPFF!

Pitooonya, catmizzuratinkly


"meee" wrote in message
...
Hsssspitttz!! exkews da bad langwidge, but my hoomin is bein furry
unpleassant to minownself lately. I is not allowed owtsides anymores, i
gets
the insiderain when i effen lookz near the door, i am forced to eatz
disgistin fudz, anna the rum she fixd fur me? I am loked in effery
nite...meowmi said sumfin bout kitties not bein borned in the clofes
cuppords...well reeely! I should be able to haf mine kittens whereffer i
wants too!! An if I feels like killin birdies or likin meowmies ears all
nite I should be llowed To!!!An to top it off, meowmie is torkin of
gettin,
not one, but two new kitties....anna one is a GIRL kitty!! I am the onely
girls kitty around here!!! It will apparently be comin in December. I Am
NOt
AMUsed!!! I am showin my displeshure but ignorin all the rules, jumpin
onna
da keyboard, jumpin onna her lap then diggin clawz in anna jumpin off
agen,
constanlty followin meowmie anna meowin, scratchin her wheneffer she walks
past me, bitin ankles, anna lyin down in front of her when she walks anna
on
top of whateffer she is doin. These hoomins need some disiplin. I haf been
to nice to them. Well that is about to change. And what is it abount me
that
needs to be fixed? I is not broke, i is just furry cross. well REELY!!!!

--
There are many intelligent species in the Universe. They are all owned by
cats.

Anonymous

One cat just leads to another. -Ernest Hemingway

"Pitoonya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
...
Yu seem tu be dooink awl da rite tingz!
Bery Creatiff!
I yam purrowd ov yu!
Let'ur know juzt heow pi$$t yu ar!

Awl of yur litter of cubz wunt be e-nuff????
Effin MOOOR kitteez ar nezerzarry tu mayke yur Meowmee happy???/ HUMPFF!

Pitooonya, catmizzuratinkly


i duuno eeffur. She sayz she is wun of dem mad cat ladies you sees onna
teevee, ceptin a liddl bit yunger. she sayz itz becus she cuddent haf
kittiez when she wuz liddle, so sh's makin up fur lostd timz. ann sh sayz
cos she has two liddluns anna her winkwink dere will be enuff huggles to go
round. but i is not conwinced. i fink she is just beein greedy anna selfish.
but at least i has mine own rum now, anna she is takin me kissamous shoppin
affur mine kitties are gone to their onetru homez.

"meee" wrote in message
...
Hsssspitttz!! exkews da bad langwidge, but my hoomin is bein furry
unpleassant to minownself lately. I is not allowed owtsides anymores, i
gets
the insiderain when i effen lookz near the door, i am forced to eatz
disgistin fudz, anna the rum she fixd fur me? I am loked in effery
nite...meowmi said sumfin bout kitties not bein borned in the clofes
cuppords...well reeely! I should be able to haf mine kittens whereffer i
wants too!! An if I feels like killin birdies or likin meowmies ears all
nite I should be llowed To!!!An to top it off, meowmie is torkin of
gettin,
not one, but two new kitties....anna one is a GIRL kitty!! I am the
onely
girls kitty around here!!! It will apparently be comin in December. I Am
NOt
AMUsed!!! I am showin my displeshure but ignorin all the rules, jumpin
onna
da keyboard, jumpin onna her lap then diggin clawz in anna jumpin off
agen,
constanlty followin meowmie anna meowin, scratchin her wheneffer she
walks
past me, bitin ankles, anna lyin down in front of her when she walks
anna
on
top of whateffer she is doin. These hoomins need some disiplin. I haf
been
to nice to them. Well that is about to change. And what is it abount me
that
needs to be fixed? I is not broke, i is just furry cross. well REELY!!!!

--
There are many intelligent species in the Universe. They are all owned
by
cats.

Anonymous

One cat just leads to another. -Ernest Hemingway

Sometimes when we are to easy on our hoomanz they get to acting like they
are in control, hurke somewhere, that will fix her, Miss Violette
meee wrote in message
...
Hsssspitttz!! exkews da bad langwidge, but my hoomin is bein furry
unpleassant to minownself lately. I is not allowed owtsides anymores, i
gets
the insiderain when i effen lookz near the door, i am forced to eatz
disgistin fudz, anna the rum she fixd fur me? I am loked in effery
nite...meowmi said sumfin bout kitties not bein borned in the clofes
cuppords...well reeely! I should be able to haf mine kittens whereffer i
wants too!! An if I feels like killin birdies or likin meowmies ears all
nite I should be llowed To!!!An to top it off, meowmie is torkin of
gettin,
not one, but two new kitties....anna one is a GIRL kitty!! I am the onely
girls kitty around here!!! It will apparently be comin in December. I Am
NOt
AMUsed!!! I am showin my displeshure but ignorin all the rules, jumpin
onna
da keyboard, jumpin onna her lap then diggin clawz in anna jumpin off
agen,
constanlty followin meowmie anna meowin, scratchin her wheneffer she walks
past me, bitin ankles, anna lyin down in front of her when she walks anna
on
top of whateffer she is doin. These hoomins need some disiplin. I haf been
to nice to them. Well that is about to change. And what is it abount me
that
needs to be fixed? I is not broke, i is just furry cross. well REELY!!!!

--
There are many intelligent species in the Universe. They are all owned by
cats.

Anonymous

One cat just leads to another. -Ernest Hemingway